I don’t watch Heroes, because I am not into the whole hero bullshit. I don’t believe in them. I am more into self absorbed pricks who don’t give a fuck about anyone, even themselves and drink themselves into an early grave while trying to bring everyone around them down with them. So I didn’t know who Kristen Bell was, but she was spotted in a bikini, so now I do and feel like a much better person for it, and by better I mean like a virgin. Because every time I post bikini pics, I always feel like a fag who can’t get pussy and who sits at home obsessing over bitches like the other people with these kinds of sites and reality is that I honestly don’t give a fuck about them or about them in bikinis. There is perfectly good pussy right outside my door for me to invite over to try on bikinis, but I do it for you, because I know you’re struggling so I guess in a lot of ways, that makes me a hero…unlike the buzz-killing asshole who’s covering her up with his gayer than Ellen pink blanket….

Here are them there pics.

I’ve never been one of those young girls that wants to look older them I am. After watching my mothers looks deteriorate and her weight balloon to epic proportions, I realized that being 18, thin and fit is a pretty sweet deal. I’m going to milk it for all it’s worth cause it’s going to be all down hill from here pretty much. I know I’m not perfect, but there’s a reason I get laid as much as I do, and I’m pretty sure it’s not because of my brain. Great legs, nice tits, and tight ass probably help tho.

I’ve been trying to figure out just what exactly Hayden Panettiere’s handlers are up to in terms of sending her out for promotional tours and appearences looking like an aging Cougar. She looks great, don’t get me wrong but I think she is going to have a rude awakening when she wakes up down the road and realizes shes been middle aged for 25 fucking years.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez