Based on these pictures, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Holly Branson is not a virgin, despite Virgin giving her the life you only dream of, with billion dollar trust funds and probably one of the coolest dads, who for some reason raised some trash that’s trying to Paris Hilton with her dyed hair, going to clubs and shit…cuz this is the generation of sex tapes and pussy flashes to be cheap famous to differentiate yourself from the cool media empire your dad created, even though without that media empire, or your dad, you’d just be flashing your cooch at the college bar unless of course this is just a good timing on the paparazzi’s part, in which case I take it back….

Either way, she’s got what looks like a great ass and I want to be her personal assistant….I take great notes with my tongue…as long as the pad I’m writing on is moist and fleshy…

Richard Branson is probably my favorite billionaire. From the brand name Virgin because I like virgins despite never having had sex with one, to the laid back attitude he’s got. Dude’s someone I’d want to borrow money from. His airline looks amazing, he’s constantly innovating and he always makes times to do stupid stunts like on his stupid TV show. So it’s only natural that I want to fuck his daughter. Sure, she’s a meal ticket that is substantially better than my wife is as my meal ticket, which is the reason I married her because I don’t like work and she has a disability check she didn’t mind paying my way with, but I didn’t realize I was signing up for more than just a meal ticket because the second we got married bitch didn’t stop eating.

But this Branson chick is pretty decent looking too, I even like this heir to a billionaire dressed like a clown at some charity event she’s attending, because when your dad is a billionaire you don’t really have to work and have all the time in the world to get dressed up like an idiot and show the world your tits.