Nikki Sixx looks like an old little jewish woman who has had too much plastic surgery after spending the day getting her hair and make-up done at the salon for her grandson’s bar mitzvah , so there’s no surprise that he’s trying to over-compensate for his 5 foot 5 stature and very likely homosexuality by hiring some stripper trash to walk around with her trash fake tits and flat ass body in a see through outfit cuz stripper trash has no fucking shame especially when getting paid, and the whole thing is a serious fucking joke…I seriously haven’t seen someone with millions of dollars try this hard in a long fucking time…I mean dude can just give up the act and rot away in a mansion somewhere…but instead he makes public appearances with this shit and I guess I can’t really complain cuz I shouldn’t really care and I don’t…but I just can’t help but find the whole thing seriously fucking pathetic.

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Michael Bay is all over the news lately, mainly because Megan Fox compared him to Hilter and Napolean before going into how much of a socially awkward geek he is, and here he is with some no name girl who most people refer to as a hooker, at least based on her hair and outfit, I assume that’s what she is but based on her facial expression she could be something motherfucker left behind in a whore’s uterus back in Nam or some shit. Either way, I’m sure she licks asshole.