I like to think I have a refined palate, you know one that has traveled the world tasting the best foods each nation has to offer and on that journey that is my life, I have come across Hooters and although the concept was seemingly genius, you know busty chicks in booty shorts serving me food, until seeing that none of them were hot and girls at downtown bars and restaurants dress sluttier than those trashy suburban Hooters costumes. Either way, the place made me sick to my fucking stomach when trying to eat one of their shitty fuckin’ meals, which didn’t surprise me considering everything that comes out of the USA is good in theory, but smells and tastes like shit. I’m talking to you Lady Gaga.

Here is a preview of their 2010 calendar….with sluts who definitely don’t work at my local Hooters.

I know that Pam Anderson was one of the lucky big breasted sluts who didn’t have to spend her career taking orders at the local hooters. She was one of those big breasted girls who was able to get in Playboy and land roles in shows like Baywatch that gave her celebrity status for having big tits, while most big breasted sluts were forced to work for tips or work the pole to pay off the tit implants but that didn’t stop her from reminding us all that she knows her role in the world.

Reality is that I am posting these pictures because seeing drunk old ladies is a bit of a fetish of mine. Whenever I get to a bar and see them in the corner alone, preying on young dudes with their tits flopping all over the place, I am compelled to watch like shit’s something you’d see on the nature channel. I know that unsuspecting dudes can’t fight off their years of training with men and when a bitch tells you to fuck her it’s pretty hard to say no, especially when you know she’s got a husband at home and a lot of experience and pent up sex drive that will destroy your cock.

I am also posting these because bitch has a pretty controlled cameltoe going down, and this is the kind of girl who you’d expect to see vagina lips hanging out of the bottom of her shorts, and having such a big vagina under control and seemingly normal sized is something worth celebrating. Maybe it’s something that takes years to master and that skill is probably part of the reason she made it to where she has today…