Some dude was lucky enough to land Mary Carey as a wife. I am sure she took a lot of fucking work, you know because she’s so fucking unattainable and not at all disgusting. I mean there’s no way she’s just a washed up piece of trash pornstar who looks like a fuckin’ pig and eats like one too who no one wants and who other pornstars have to get drunk to fuck on camera even though it’s their fucking job and she’s just been doing it for less and less money as her career gets older and her dress size gets bigger because up until finding this sexually confused motherfucker, she just liked feeling valued and loved, even if for just a minute. Whore….

She makes me sick, she is H1N1.

I am guessing this is not Travelocity’s new ad campaign encouraging safe sex while traveling where instead of fucking the shit out of local pussy/hookers you should find yourself some inanimate object to stick in your ass while jerking off, but I am not too sure what it is, maybe star fucking for a has been Playboy Model/Hefner Contract wife has gone down hill, and the only old famous phallus you can find is found in your neighbor’s trailerpark garden when you are on a drunken desperate search to get back into the limelight, that reminds me of many nights I’ve ended up in random yards, or in bed, hugging random things that I’ve brought home with me, like the night I woke up in the arms of Black Lawn Jockey , covered in puke, or maybe she’s just trying to be funny, either way, at least she’s in lingerie, because as we all know, that’s all she has going for her…and even that is fading…so if you’re a Holly Madison fan, you best enjoy it when you can.

Some husband arranged to get his wife raped because it was his fantasy to see a man break into his house and have his wife sexually assaulted. That is some pretty sick shit. He put responded some shit out on Craigslist because it is a place where you can make anything happen, no how weird shit is and I had to post the video as a how to not go about it for those of you who want to see your wives raped….while I just want mine to die of natural causes and that’s not a sexual thing for me, just a matter of convenience…and freedom this hell I am living, this prison sentence that shows no sign of easing up, no matter how much bitch eats…