I haven’t figured out why I am posting this. Maybe it is to celebrate my Mexican roots since she’s the hottest thing exported out of Mexico since America Ferrera. tequila, donkey shows, tacos, nachos and salsa, poncho’s, Jessica ALba’s dad she pretends isn’t Mexican, George Lopez and the women who make your beds in hotels, or maybe it’s just because I like seeing clips from foreign TV shows I don’t understand, but it is probably just because of the short skirt in whore boots.

Here’s a clip from the show, if you really care….

Pics via INF

Here’s some skinny model named Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini and she reminds me of this time I worked at a stable shoveling shit out of the horses stalls, not because she looks like shit, but because she looks like a horse, sure she’s got a skinny body and you’d probably fuck her, but that face is a little too reminiscent of the night all the stable boys got drunk and decided to take turns fuckin’ it. It wasn’t a proud moment, but either is this for Elisabetta Canalis or her husband.