The highlight of my TWITTER CAREER was not when Ashton Kutcher’s account got hacked and I was one of 2 people he blocked, it wasn’t when Tila Tequla’s army went after me for making fun of her, it wasn’t when every single celebrity from high to low level told me off…it wasn’t even when Alec Baldwin retweeted me…putting me into a whole new level of credibility….it was when I was tipped off by DRUNK SLUT that Ireland Baldwin, the daughter of Alex Baldwin had bikini pics posted…

She is famous for being the kid Alec called a pic in this message to….

Now she’s famous for being 16 and in a bikini I guess….unless these are pics of someone else that she took, which is possible, cuz my journalism doesn’t go that deep….and either does my vagina-like penis…