I posted the cover picture of a pantsless Izabel Goulart and now the rest of the pics dropped. It’s friday, it’s nice out, what the fuck am I bothering with posting pics of some model pussy, that’s not exposed, and not on my dick, or in my mouth, running a marathon on my face with no legs…..I just don’t know, but let’s call it social anxiety, coupled with laziness, coupled with agoraphobia, coupled with an addiction of posting nonsense on the internet…..
I love me some long, amazing, naked, legs…..even if I know they are photoshopped to look this way….because I know that they belong to a model….and that they are probably spectacular even when not photoshopped to be on the cover of a magazine…
I love how Spain does things….I mean, I am sure when the rest of the pictures drop…you know the inside pictures, they are gonna be fucking hot….you know since she’s pantsless on the cover….which is already enough for me to get excited about….without even thinking the inside pages will have some LABIA!!!
I like the fact that everything is pornographic, even fashion and mainstream publications put out by Heasrt. It makes life more fun for my sad sad self….
Here is Brazilian Model who I assume still does the whole lingerie thing for Victoria’s Secret, doing the whole nipple thing for Vogue Spain….and if you read the site, you know I am a firm believer in bitches showing their tits for personal gain, money, career, whatever, cuz without them showing their nipples, I’d still be jerking off to the African tribes in National Geographic, not that I jerk off to this, I’m a little more ambitious in my porno surfing, I’m saying I’m happy bitches are whores, cuz otherwise we’d have nothing nice to look at.
I figured this Brazilian bitch needed a post of her own, cuz she was in SI body painted in the thickest body paint available on the market, that is pretty much liquid fabric that covers all pussy lip, nipple and pubic hair stubble, but at least we got to see ass crack…so at least everyone’s trying to step it up a notch…cuz in previous years they didn’t even give us that..
On a side note, Izabel Goulart’s got some kind of crazy face I never noticed and I’m not sure why I’m noticing now….Maybe it’s due to a recent obsession with nose jobs and cosmetic dental care….or maybe cuz she’s always half naked and half naked usually erases faces….except for today…for some reason…maybe I’m gay…but gays generally don’t mind ugly faces…just watch Glee and look at pics of Gaga for the proof on that…and that’s all I gotta say about that.
Here are some pictures of a Izabel Goulart to remind some of you bitches of what you are supposed to look like. So stop fucking eating fatty, no one wants to see you in a bikini lookin’ as sloppy as you do…there’s a reason your husband’s a loser and you’re sitting behind a desk or working the checkout line at Walmart, stop fucking eating fatty, and pull yourself together….if you don’t look like Izabel Goulart, you are nothing…you are nothing….
I think I’m gonna print this post out and give it to my wife for Valentines Day, it is just around the corner, I’ll throw in a gift certificate to al all you can eat buffet and I’m set…I’m romantic like that!
Here is Brazilian Model Izabel Goulart in a photoshoot for some clothing company I’ve never heard of. She’s in her underwear and tight clothes, and although not particulary exciting, she’s a hell of a lot hotter than the girl girl who I accidentally watched for way too long as she playing with her period on webcam yesterday. Luckily for you I didn’t get the footage of her fucking a banana and eating it…while on her period….I don’t know how that gets anyone off…but I know it makes these boring pictures of a wholesome Izabel Goulart a welcomed and refreshing thing to look at to try to erase the trauma….
I like these Victoria’s Secret models because they are one step away from being pornstars because they don’t get fucked but they do get naked…It’s like they get paid real big money to get half naked and once they get comfortable being half naked and develop a bit of an ego, they figure that as long as the gig is “classy” they might as well get fully naked and show the world what they’ve been hiding behind a skimpy bikini the last few months….It’s this whole art and fashion versus porn and eroticism that makes these girls feel like they aren’t smut trash trying to pay for baby formula like a common stripper but are instead making some kind of statement, but to the end user, which is you and me, we still get to see tit, whether it’s classy or for fashion or art or just because the bitch is an exhibitionist whore….so justify it however you want, I just know I like the whole no clothes pictures and hope quality bitches like this keep it up.
Izabel Goulart is the most recent vagina to sign her life and body over to Victoria’s Secret but I guess she hasn’t made the jump to getting half naked like the rest of them. Maybe they are easing her into the shit but having her model their boring and ugly middle America styles you can pretend your neighbor’s 17 year old daughter would wear, but I feel like the only girls who would wear this shit are either 30 or older or fat, but at least their underwear has a broader pussy appeal…
Valentine's Day is my favorite time of year....to dump whoever I am dating at the time. Not that that is a real issue right now because I am married and bitch pays my rent and shit so I can't really walk away otherwise I would end up back on the street because working isn't for me...so I have to suck it up and make a card out of construction paper like I did back in grade school and I have to write out shitty poetry professing my love that I don't really feel but the lie helps me get through another year while remembering a time whenever Valentine's Day rolled around I'd end whatever I had going one with whoever I had it going on with, even if it was just with a regular hooker, just because I thought it was a funny thing to do and funny makes life more fun....
So girls get all worked up wanting gifts and love and dinners and perfumes and lingerie and chocolate to make them feel beautiful and appreciated for the day...to make them feel appreciated for giving you the honor to enter their sacred pussies, a pussy so sacred that they'd let any random dude they meet at the bar up in it for the night to feel wanted and all that fucker has to deal with is buying her a couple drinks and maybe cleaning up her puke after he'd done and doesn't have to put up with all the day to day shit that you do....
Either way, Victoria's Secret knows that they are designed around the perfect Valentine's Day gifts and here they are with their models Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart and Karolina Kurkove trying to milk it more than they already have since it's pretty much the foundation of what they do...I don't know if that made sense, but it did to me and I guess that's all that really matters since writing this site is pretty much the same thing as talking to myself and that's because no one reads this shit and I don't really blame them. Cuddles.
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