Jack Osbourne’s pussy is dressed in some serious 90s angst. I guess both of these clowns are. I feel like I am waiting in line at a Soundgarden or Stone Temple Pilot or Pearl Jam or whatever the fuck the bands of the 90s were, cuz I never really listened to any of that shit, I just know what the idiot pussy who did used to look like….Maybe they are celebrating Halloween a few days late, cuz everyday is Halloween when you are the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, which I guess makes him the Prince of Darkness too, or maybe he just dressed stupid.

I think a far more important perk in being Ozzy’s kid is that he gets pussy by association….thanks to fame, a trust fun and accessibility cuz normally dudes who look like this stick to jerking off, you know to prevent them from killing themselves, something I am sure you’re far too familiar with.