Here’s plastic faced, 73 year old, Jane Fonda, the work out queen you jerked off to in the 60s to 80s, all spandex and camel toed, with leotards and leg warmers on, dancing around the room like a fucking slut trying to make you cum without actually in porn…and now you can jerk off to her in the 10s….at least if you’re like me…and you have a grandmother fetish…cuz I will and I have fucked the elderly and more importantly, even the regular aged bitches I fuck don’t have shit on this….even if she’s all calcium deficient and collagen droopy…I have no standards, get over it, while checking out some 73 year old pussy bending over….something I wish more 73 year olds were capable of doing, since having to drag them out of their walkers to get off is hard on my fucking back…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s that this is hot, these pants are hot, grannies are as hot as the cookies they bake for church bazzaars…I’ll just post the pics now.

This was a funny clip that reminded me of Valentine’s Day but probably doesn’t remind you of Valentine’s Day because Jane Fonda says Cunt on morning TV making me believe that things in mainstream media are slowly moving to the stepSIDE…..Either way cunt reminds me of Valentine’s Day because the shit is so accessible today, every single girl or girl who’s boyfriend didn’t get her a nice enough gift is out there ready to get her legs spread like butter on toast by anyone they can get because Valentine’s Day is a total mindfuck for chicks that makes them either feel completely inadequate or completely amazing depending how it is played out….

Anyway – Since you don’t get cunt, even on the easiest day to get cunt it would be more appropriate if she said something like “Lonely Virgin who will live a sad life and die alone after years of let downs but will always have his hand to satisfy him until losing all interest in sex and giving up on boners and orgasms or until that really inconvenient accident that happens when building a shed in the backyard to store your Star Wars memorabilia leaves you crippled and handless, unable to masturbate but at least you’ll always have the option of whores once you get past the neurotic behavior you’ve developed being alone for so long, making you scared of hiring whores partially because you don’t know how to fuck chicks and don’t want to look bad or feel unable satisfy someone with so experience and because you’re lonely life has led you to being a bit of a hypochondriac and whores are dirtier than your immaculately clean home and bed sheets you obsessively change everyday because it gives you something to do at night during commercial breaks of your favorite shows”……..or something like that….