I don’t think Canadian Jessica Lowndes is hot…That may be because I know how snobby and annoying Canadians who move to LA to be on shitty shows that should never have happened, but digital channels allow for a lot of empty timeslots and 90210 was a big deal at one point in time, why not give it another go with new assholes in place of the old assholes….which is exactly what they did….
I also don’t think this trash….is at the level of fame where her upskirts should come stock with labia…or clit…or really anything vaginal…..cuz this panty shit isn’t doing it for me…it’s weak and a sign of someone who isn’t serious about being a famous low level celebirty….send her cunt back to her igloo to sort it out while working out her inner thighs….enough of this high life….she doesn’t deserve it….
I write Jessica Lowndes on twitter because she is the only celebrity who hasn’t blocked me on twitter….probably because she’s not a celebrity…but some Canadian who accidentally ended up on one of the shittiest TV show ideas, 90210 the next generation, because the first one wasn’t bad enough so they figured they’d bring it back to take up airtime, making me think the bitches on the shit aren’t even paid….cuz they sure as hell aren’t that hot….but I’m not picky…
Anyway, I keep asking her how much the biggest shit she’s ever had weiged, and she doesn’t answer, but after realizing she’s got an ass like this, all filled to the brim, I’m gonna guess it weighed a lot…and unfortunately, I wasn’t there to witness it….
Here’s some Canadian I’ve never met, even though I’m stationed in Canada and Canada only has about 500 people in it….She’s the big star of 90210, also known as the least creative show on TV, possibly even the worst show on TV, because even the original 90210 was shitty, so to remake it a decade and a half later is just fucking nutty, but there’s lots of digital channels available, and those digital channels need programming, that’s why I should be writing TV shows no one will watch instead of sites no one reads, it’s more lucrative….
Either way, Jessica Lowndes is cleavaging, that’s when a girl shows cleavage. It’s a verb when you don’t know shit about English grammar…
I don’t actually consider working 9021 being on set…it’s more like getting paid to commit career suicide on camera because it was the only gig willing to give you work because you can’t act for shit but you sucked the right producer dick….you know to get the prestige of being on TV even if being on TV is actually being on the worst possible show concept on TV….not that it matters, cuz she’s showing her little tit cleavage and I like it….
Who cares about this idiot. Who she is or what she does/did. Let’s just collectively look at her photoshopped tits or more importantly how her bikini rides her photoshopped cunt. Slutting out for relevance cuz 90210 won’t last forever…and as far as I’m concered she’s better like this…
I guess this 90210 bitch is trying to find a way to solidify her careera nd get noticed and make a name for herself by drawing attention to herself cuz she knows that one day soon, the public will catch onto the scam, and realize that 90210 the Next Generation is the worst fucking thing to happen to TV, and even though we get that there’s hours of digital channel space to fill, there’s no excuse for this shit, we’d rather watch infomercials, or locally produced cabel access, or anything but the low grade Aaron Spelling old man cum shot of an idea to make his daughter relevant revisited a decade after his death….it just makes no sense..but her dress makes total sense…even if it only to distract from that horse head long face…Enjoy…
Jessica Lowndes
Jessica Lowndes in a See Through Dress of the Day
I guess this 90210 bitch is trying to find a way to solidify her careera nd get noticed and make a name for herself by drawing attention to herself cuz she knows that one day soon, the public will catch onto the scam, and realize that 90210 the Next Generation is the worst fucking thing to happen to TV, and even though we get that there’s hours of digital channel space to fill, there’s no excuse for this shit, we’d rather watch infomercials, or locally produced cabel access, or anything but the low grade Aaron Spelling old man cum shot of an idea to make his daughter relevant revisited a decade after his death….it just makes no sense..but her dress makes total sense…even if it only to distract from that horse head long face…Enjoy…
I had no idea Jessica Lowndes looked like this, mainly because I had no idea who Jessica Lowndes is, sure I’ve heard her name and I know she’s on 90210 the Next Generation, but I refuse to further investigate anything that bullshit lack of creativity or vision show that was put together in 4 minutes has to offer, except maybe when the stars of the shit are sitting next to me in restaurants, or when they are in bikinis…
So I had no idea how thick this Jessica Lowndes bitch was, those hips don’t fucking lie, but at least she’s got the right idea – covering herself up with a towel, doing us all a favor, cuz we have sloppy bitches of our own to pollute our minds everytime we see them naked…we don’t need some overpaid bitch doin’ it for us.
I am just amazed that this is happening to her so early on in her career, I mean it took Jessica Simpson at least a decade before her cake eating got the best of her….
Maybe she’s just pregnant.
Either way, it’s not as good as it could be, but I’m sure you’ll still like it. That whole small tits, thick hips thing really talks to you, cuz anything with a vagina does….just not in real life…cuz all vagina knows your a creep.
This is disturbing, not because I think girl on girl action on primetime TV designed for teenage girls is a bad thing, but because I don’t think Rumer Willis is a fucking monster and when anyone kisses her, even if that person is paid and Rumer is only cast because of who her parents are, but I do think if she has any hope for companionship, she should take the lesbian route because lesbians seem to care less about what people are wearing and less about what people look like and everything I’ve ever seen in regards to lesbians has proven thatgirls aren’t as superficial as men making lesbianism a place for all the fucking rejects to find love. Seriously, if I had a real pussy, I’d get all the low quality lesbian pussy. See I just took this negative screenshot and turned it into a positive message of hope for the reject girls reading this. I’m like a prophet. I should start my own church.
It is thanksgiving today and I give thanks that 90210 will be soon be off the air, these girls will be out of work, desperate and turning to seedier roles and until that happens, 90210 will do all they can to get viewers including throwing the cast into bikinis, giving us a taste of what’s to come….
Here is Annalynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes in the Bikins…
I don’t know who Jessica Lowndes is but she’s perfect for this post on how Halloween is just a fucking disappointment, year after year, people always dress the fucking same.
Sure, girls who normally wear pants, walk around in panties, and let their inner slut out, we’ve all heard that report before and it’s not fucking news anymore, but sometimes that’s just not enough. Sometimes, that is just boring because there’s never been a costume I’ve found creative, exciting or even worth paying attention to.
See I love bitches in underwear, I love straight laced girls slutting out and acting wild, I love drunk girls turning into whores, but the second I see a costume that I’ve seen before, I get bummed out, I just figure bitch is so generic and I get too discouraged to even appreciate her hot young ass in bootyshorts.
I don’t know what it is, maybe I’m going through a depression and don’t find excitement in the little things anymore, or maybe I just hate follower drones who can’t pull off something clever while being just as naked and slutty…
I didn’t go out this year, so maybe it was different, and I guess I should be less hateful towards everyday cheesy girls, because they will always exist, they will always ignore I exist, and I still want to fuck all of them, whether dressed like a cheerleader, sailor, sexy cop, wonder woman, nurse, school girl, princess, or whatever out of box costume they are rockin’ or not….
