Jessica White is Black showed off her gutter tattoos for INKED magazine last month and I had no idea, because I hate tattoos almost as much as I hate Tattoo culture…I am sure there was a time getting tatted up was cool, rock and roll, bad ass, even interesting or intriguing, but that time is not now. It’s on some Jersey Shore kick of mainstream, full sleeves on every second chachi at the club drinking magnums of Goose, dancing on tables flexing their arms to seduce their cheesy bitches….the only thing tough about them is the ability to put up with the tattoo gun pain, while everything is just pure pussy…..a pussy unlike the one Jessica White is Black should have been showing in these pictures…

I don’t know how I missed it, but blame being drunk…it’s always my excuse for everything from fights, to rape, to sex offense…and I’m not stopping now..

Apparently, these are the last nude pics she will ever do…but I say once a whore – always a whore…

Here is crazy Jessica White, some busty SI model who was recently arrested for throwing down with some bitch and pulling her hair, probably because they were fighting over the same pro Athlete, leading to many fantasies for many people, because recently, I discovered people jerk off to chick’s fighting and don’t find it really fucking frightening like I do…and who really cares about her personal life, when we can just stare at her tits in this see-through outfit while ignoring her gutter lookin’ crackwhore lookin’ mom of 8 kids with different daddies face….

Here is her 2009 SI Body Painted Video…for old times….

New York Fashion week officially started. You may be asking what that has to do with you….and the answer is pretty much nothing….but it does mean that every hot model you may want to fuck because she has ridiculous legs and isn’t fat will be strutting down the runway, often times in sheer tops and half naked, cuz fashion and nipples go hand in hand and I guess I’ll keep track of that as well as I keep track of everything, which is not very well at all….but I seem to be doing alright at staring at a kicking model in little short’s crotch

Here is some SI Swimsuit model named Jessica White, who happens to be black, proving how much photoshop helps her when it comes to her pictorials, the good news is that being a model means having amazing legs, and having amazing legs mean’s I like you, no matter how stupid your facial expressions are….

Pics via Bauer

Good one. I know. That’s why I don’t get paid the big bucks, like I was some kind of Sports Illustrated model for having good legs. If only life was as easy for all of us. Instead I walked into a bar last night and drank an half full pitcher of beer that was sitting on a table and that was abandoned by god knows who, because I am an optimist but also because I like stepping up and taking responsibility for things people leave behind. In a lot of ways, drinking that dirty beer was fuckin’ heroic.