Her name is Jill Martin and she looks real good at accounting…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it doesn’t matter…cuz she’s got fake tits in a bikini and that’s the key to distracting people from her Ashley Tisdlale looking face….even if she probably should have saved her bikini for her 20s….when her ass wasn’t a piile of slop…..and not until her late 40s that her botox is screaming I pretend I’m 35….and who cares…she’s not famous, this may help, but not as much as the plastic surgery she thanks god for everyday….cuz without it…she’d be scarier than she already is…

Her name is Jill Martin. She’s 35. She’s a contributor on the Today Show. She was on Good Morning America. She is a reporter for the New York Knicks. She is a writer. But to me she’s a fucking nobody in a bikini that I am only posting because the paprazzi took pics of her in a bikini and I’m addicted to posting pictures taken by useless paparazzi immigrant trash who are tipped off or hired by the person in the pictures in the first place…in efforts to get some attention in the media….you know to celebrate her ass she works so hard on all year for this moment of bikini pictures ont he internet greatness that’s not so great at all…if anything it is depressing that I’m part of this.

I do not know who Jill Martin is….probably because I don’t watch sports commentary….espcially when it is being done by a woman….since women belong in one place and one place only…on my dick or on other dick that I get to watch them on….whether in video or through windows and strategic spy cams like every bitch is Erin Andrews, another sports reporter with a vagina…..

I do know that this look, is absolutely everything I hate about rich older women with access to plastic surgery, who slowly make them look tranny…meaning half naked, tits and moderately acceptable but could be better body, or not…I don’t care to look at this shit…cuz it is just that…shit…

But I will post the pics…cuz at least she’s trying….and trying is better than these other cunts who don’t bother. I guess.