This is pretty simple mathematics. Get famous celebrity pussy in workout gear humping workout balls and you’ll get a huge youtube video.. except that only 18,000 people watched this shit…maybe cuz they already saw it after the Oscars….or maybe it’s cuz Kimmel isn’t relevant…but it’s some of the biggest stars you wanna fuck simulating sex with a workout ball…doing some funny or die qulaity shit….as mainstream TV takes on the internet.

I got nothing else to say about this shit….just watch til the end and you’ll see Lohan’s new face, Alba cry, Biel show you how she rapes weak girlie men, and Scarjohan pretend she’s been asked how she stays fit…which we all know is a lie.

I saw this clip yesterday and thought it was funny, not because it is Jimmy KImmel, let me say that again, this is not funny because of Kimmel, what is funny is that some woman died watching his show and he tries to blame the Jonas Brothers for it, because they were on the show around the time she died, and because it’s easy to blame the virgins, but we all know that the Jonas Brothers had nothing to do with it, and the fact that Jimmy Kimmel has a show does. We know she sat there trying to figured out how the fuck a guy like that gets his own show and figured it was time to step out of the party that was her 88 year old life. It’s one of those, thanks for the good times world, but it’s time to finish my drink, put my jacket on and walk the fuck away from the shit show this party has become, like the time I went to a friend’s birthday and all the girls left by midnight and the dudes started wrestling each other and furniture topless, so I stole the beer and snuck out, only in this case, bitch won’t be heading to the strip club to de-gay herself, but instead she’s 6 feet under. Point of the story is that I am surprised she wasn’t watching Carson Daly when she died, because he’s even worst than Kimmel….

I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, like all the other motherfuckers in the world, because if I want to see dancing, I will go to a fucking stripclub or hit up the clubs, the last thing I need to do is sit in front of a TV and watch a bunch of no name celebrities trying to do some professional dancing….

That said, I don’t know who Cloris Leachman is, I do know she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars, but then she went on Kimmel and acted like a fuckin’ nut.

She crawled around the floor, got in the doggy style position and crawled up on Kimmel, because she obviously has dementia.

I figured I’d post it because I know no one’s watching Kimmel, but figured I’d give the guy some support, you know, an internet pat on the back because I know after fucking Sarah Silverman, your life looks pretty bleak. That’s the kind of thing that crawls up on you in your sleep, leading you to suicide, and that’s all I have to say about that…..

Watch this Dancing with the Stars outcast being fuckin’ insane…..

BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are Out on a Date, I guess he realized being single, that girls won’t fuck him, despite his celebrity, because he’s a fucking joke that is funnier than any Sarah Silverman joke, so he’s forced to go back to what he had…..