J.Lo doesn’t realize that she’s old. She has it in her head that she’s still got it going on. I blame all the positive reinforcement her staff give her everyday….coupled with photoshop and lighting…that makes her feel like she’s the fucking best thing in the world and deserves to be seen by the masses….when in reality she’s in her 40s and a mom of twins….it is like bitch has made enough money in this game….can’t she make some room for the up and comers…you know retire gracefully….you know stop acting like she’s 20 and a popstar….you know not believing what her 20 year old boyfriend trying to K-Fed her and who was gay before getting with her says about how good she looks naked….even if I don’t mind looking at her naked….because I’m a sick fuck, don’t use me and a gaughe of what should and shouldn’t strip….use logic…and facts….and fact is….this bitch’s time is done like Donna Summer….what too soon?
The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much….
You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad.
I don’t find J.Lo hot. I never did….If anything I wish she was Selena and not the bitch who became famous for playing Selena….You know killed off by her fan club president….instead of going on to be this monster that she is today..
I don’t care what People said when her PR people were planning her comeback from having Satan’s devil babies with that Mark Anthony horror movie character….
I don’t care how much her ass was marketed, or about the Latin invasion of the late 90s.
I don’t care how rich she is, or that she is on TV…and I don’t care about her nipples being hard in a tight dress that makes her ass pop….cuz I know she’s wearing SPANX….and I know she’s wasn’t interesting in her prime…and sure as hell not interesting int he tail end of her career that wouldn’t exist if hispanics weren’t so loyal….emotionally driven…and numerous….
But I’m posting the pic anyway…cuz it is my duty as a Martinez.
Did you know that according to People Magazine, J.Lo was the most beautiful woman in the world….the entire fucking world…J.Lo…a hag in her 40s with a set of twins and a freakish ex-husband….the most beautiful woman in the world…..a pussy tainted by Diddy and Afleck….over 2 decades ago….the most beautiful person in the world….pretty hard to believe right? Makes you wonder who the fuck the hacks at People magazine are…or more importantly, who is running their payroll…..
I can never get over that…I will never get over it….It is American Injustice someone needs to investigative report….bullshit lies that burn my eyes even a year after the fact….
And here she is having a very shitty, uninspiring upskirt….for those of you who, like me, like looking up skirt.
I find J.Lo’s fat mom ass totally uninteresting. I don’t care how much she paid People Magazine to say she was the most beautiful person last year when she was making her official comeback from being married to a horror movie character and more importantly having his devil spic babies…..
She’s old, she’s tired, she’s played out, she’s boring. If I’m gonna fuck with a bitch who has a set of twins at home in her 40s, I’m gonna do that in private, you know the kind of bitch you meet in a bar where old divorcees go, and fuck the shit out of, never telling anyone you know, cuz it’s not a conquest, it’s just pussy when you need it…..
Fuck J.Lo and the raft she floated in on. I hate this bitch and her shitty overrated ass….but here she is on set of some music video anyway….
I think every day needs to be rudely interupted by J.Lo in a bikini….I mean she is the most beautiful person in the world according to People Magazine, and they don’t lie…they don’t get paid off by publicists ever….they are a hard hitting, investigative journalism, only print the facts quality publication that’s not useless smut in any fucking way…you see cuz obviously J.Lo….at 45 and a mother…is not the most beautiful anything…except maybe Judge on idol, but the more Steve Tyler embraces his inner woman…that title’s not even fact….
Either way, no idea what these photoshopped shitty pics are for or what they are from…but I’m posting them anyway cuz that’s just what J.Lo the overratted spoiled cunt does to me….
I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If we’re gonna get this far in of J.LO in a bathing suit…I prefer when I can see her fucking ass in full….obviously….Yeah, I know she bought most beautiful peoople title…but that doesn’t make her a most beautiful person…who shouldn’t keep her clothes on….but if she’s gonna get half naked or not…then do it right…not half assed….literally…
Here are the pics of her and some Dick Clark motherfucker….
Every day there are events that I am not invited to…I’m talking around the globe, events I am left out of, because either people don’t know me, or don’t want me, or forget to include me….From birthday parties, to club nights, to even meetings at the bowling alleys…..and the neglect or rejection reminds me of high school and would hurt me if I actually cared to go…I don’t need your stupid parties…especially not celebrity events…cuz free drink and free food with famous twats hasn’t got shit on couch sitting……and here are some pics of the sluts at the Glamour Gala event I wasn’t invited to…
Beverly Johnson and her See Through Shirt…..she’s the first black model to ever be on the cover of American Vogue back in 1974, a 60 year old revolutionary showing off her nipples works for me…
Alba in what I thought was some latex fetish suit – you know like a little catholic or AMISH or Mormon orhan you can wipe the cum off role play suit – but turned out to be some sequined shit you’d expect to see on a Golden Girl in 89….proving yet again that starting a family makes a bitch really suck….
J.Lo and her Leg trying to be sexy, forgetting she never was sexy….
That dude from Glee
How about some Blondie Deborah Harry turned Whitie……for no reason than to post a bad joke…
Chelsea Handler in Some Cat Suit…that hugged her vagina and tits like the whore that she is…..or that she was to get to where she is.
I think Jennifer Lopez’s biggest achievement besides making a lot of money from nothing, or so she claims, but I think fucking celebrity dudes, counts for coming from something, if making it in entertainment is your hustle….if you know what I mean….is her ability to be a hispanic mother of two and not, despite everything her genes want her to be doing, is not 500 pounds and in line at walmart buying pork rinds….
I think the biggest lie about J.Lo was that her ass was ever anything amazing like a Kardashian, but more importantly, that she was the most Beautiful woman last year, coinciding with an album release, in what we call an ADVERTORIAL with People magazine…
He must be an actor, cuz no one in their right mind would be this happy with their head that close to J.Lo’s devil pussy….I mean they’d be too busy trying to escape it’s allure…it’s magnetic, hard to resist, cuz it is J.Lo and she’s better to K.Fed, if you’re able to ignore that Mark Anthony guy who she was married to, who looks like he was out of a horror movie, something I can only attribute to having survived her twat….
I don’t knwo, i hate the bitch, I’m convinced she’s the devil, and thus her vagina is her devil’s tool to get everything her little spic, diva, ass wants.
So there’s a video of Jennifer Lopez being circulated that’s apparently from when she married that freaky looking husband of hers. For some reason the American Media hasn’t picked up the shit, or released the sex tape video, that could just be a publicity stunt, but if you scroll 3/4 of the way thru this video, you’ll see her making her asshole talk in a pair of leggings, you know like a vagina puppet show I’ve been so fond of for so many years, but that never ever get emailed in despite my request…I guess I can always count on J.Lo…
Where’s the uncesored version? Get it to me. Thanks.
If you’re wondering why J.Lo is looking so excited while promoting her new album, it’s cuz she’s pulled off another fucking scam…..yet again….she’s got the entertainment world on lockdown. Magazines praising her, TV Shows being revived credited to her, a new album out, ready for round two of being the best marketed thing in Hollywood. She knows she not as good as everyone else thinks she is, she knows she can’t sing and that she’s not the most beautiful peson, but she’s got no problem cashing the checks, and here she is saying “Fuck you idiots for buying into my bullshit, I got the best hustle running, you should see how much money I have”…..with a smile on her fucking face cuz she’s won.
Here she is old, chunky, short legged and dressed like a circus performer…cuz that’s just what the World’s Most Beautiful Woman does…
I know J.Lo was wrongfully labeled one of the world’s most beautiful people, because she’s old, but you know what, the more I see pictures of her, I am slowly starting to think she’s actually hot…despite her being someone I never found hot when she was at her prime, maybe I was blinded by how fucking annoying she was, and maybe the years of me ignoring she exists makes me see what she actually has to offer, or maybe I’m just drunk right now and like anything with a vagina attached to it, including my neighbor’s pet goat…
Here’s her new video, intro by Kathy Lee Gifford’s mom tits you use dto jerk off to, featuring Lil Wayne and bitch dancing like she was Shakira and not forced to fuck a man that looks like skeletor on the regular….
Pretty hot. But remember that could just be the booze.
Here is a picture of People Magazin’s Most Beautiful People’s abs.
Here’s more proof that People Magazine was paid off to say J.Lo was the World’s Most Beautiful person, not that you really needed proof about the shit, it was pretty fucking obvious, you know on her 40th bithday alone, that being named People Magazine’s most beautiful person was something that just would never happen to her, unless she paid….
I mean bitch is a chunky mom, who I guess let the stamp of approval get to her head, giving her the confidence to go out in a tube top you’d expect on the beach, with the craziest set of Best Buy teeth I’ve ever seen….which is clearly unrelated and I feel bad laughing at, cuz she’s just a minimum wage worker living her dream, you know giving her one perk of her job that fucking sucks, that keeps her from killing herself, but I had to point it out, cuz they are looking at me like they want to eat me, and I’m staring cuz better her teeth that J.Lo’s gut…TRUE STORY.
