I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If we’re gonna get this far in of J.LO in a bathing suit…I prefer when I can see her fucking ass in full….obviously….Yeah, I know she bought most beautiful peoople title…but that doesn’t make her a most beautiful person…who shouldn’t keep her clothes on….but if she’s gonna get half naked or not…then do it right…not half assed….literally…

Here are the pics of her and some Dick Clark motherfucker….

Every day there are events that I am not invited to…I’m talking around the globe, events I am left out of, because either people don’t know me, or don’t want me, or forget to include me….From birthday parties, to club nights, to even meetings at the bowling alleys…..and the neglect or rejection reminds me of high school and would hurt me if I actually cared to go…I don’t need your stupid parties…especially not celebrity events…cuz free drink and free food with famous twats hasn’t got shit on couch sitting……and here are some pics of the sluts at the Glamour Gala event I wasn’t invited to…

Beverly Johnson and her See Through Shirt…..she’s the first black model to ever be on the cover of American Vogue back in 1974, a 60 year old revolutionary showing off her nipples works for me…

Alba in what I thought was some latex fetish suit – you know like a little catholic or AMISH or Mormon orhan you can wipe the cum off role play suit – but turned out to be some sequined shit you’d expect to see on a Golden Girl in 89….proving yet again that starting a family makes a bitch really suck….

J.Lo and her Leg trying to be sexy, forgetting she never was sexy….

That dude from Glee

How about some Blondie Deborah Harry turned Whitie……for no reason than to post a bad joke…

Chelsea Handler in Some Cat Suit…that hugged her vagina and tits like the whore that she is…..or that she was to get to where she is.

I think Jennifer Lopez’s biggest achievement besides making a lot of money from nothing, or so she claims, but I think fucking celebrity dudes, counts for coming from something, if making it in entertainment is your hustle….if you know what I mean….is her ability to be a hispanic mother of two and not, despite everything her genes want her to be doing, is not 500 pounds and in line at walmart buying pork rinds….

I think the biggest lie about J.Lo was that her ass was ever anything amazing like a Kardashian, but more importantly, that she was the most Beautiful woman last year, coinciding with an album release, in what we call an ADVERTORIAL with People magazine…

But if you’re like me and love looking at middled aged women in SPANX, hoding their shit together, by looking up their skirts…Then this J.Lo’s for you…..otherwise, you’re better off looking at whatever is growing in Katy Perry’s uterus trying to crawl out of her but getting stuck in her Pantyhose..upskirt… .that I posted earlier…

He must be an actor, cuz no one in their right mind would be this happy with their head that close to J.Lo’s devil pussy….I mean they’d be too busy trying to escape it’s allure…it’s magnetic, hard to resist, cuz it is J.Lo and she’s better to K.Fed, if you’re able to ignore that Mark Anthony guy who she was married to, who looks like he was out of a horror movie, something I can only attribute to having survived her twat….

I don’t knwo, i hate the bitch, I’m convinced she’s the devil, and thus her vagina is her devil’s tool to get everything her little spic, diva, ass wants.

So there’s a video of Jennifer Lopez being circulated that’s apparently from when she married that freaky looking husband of hers. For some reason the American Media hasn’t picked up the shit, or released the sex tape video, that could just be a publicity stunt, but if you scroll 3/4 of the way thru this video, you’ll see her making her asshole talk in a pair of leggings, you know like a vagina puppet show I’ve been so fond of for so many years, but that never ever get emailed in despite my request…I guess I can always count on J.Lo…

Where’s the uncesored version? Get it to me. Thanks.

If you’re wondering why J.Lo is looking so excited while promoting her new album, it’s cuz she’s pulled off another fucking scam…..yet again….she’s got the entertainment world on lockdown. Magazines praising her, TV Shows being revived credited to her, a new album out, ready for round two of being the best marketed thing in Hollywood. She knows she not as good as everyone else thinks she is, she knows she can’t sing and that she’s not the most beautiful peson, but she’s got no problem cashing the checks, and here she is saying “Fuck you idiots for buying into my bullshit, I got the best hustle running, you should see how much money I have”…..with a smile on her fucking face cuz she’s won.

Here she is old, chunky, short legged and dressed like a circus performer…cuz that’s just what the World’s Most Beautiful Woman does…

I wasn’t invited to the Met Costume Institute Gala…even though I embody fashion on all levels of fashion…but these sluts were there:

J.Lo’s Like a Bird….

Blake Lively and her Old Face

Gwyneth Paltrow and her Aspiring Singer Cuz we Gave her too Much Props Ass

Christina Hendricks and her Tank-Like Monster Truck Body

Bar Refaeli Always Amazing

Brooklyn Decker and her Retard Downs Syndrome Face

Gisele and her Tranny Loving Husband

I know J.Lo was wrongfully labeled one of the world’s most beautiful people, because she’s old, but you know what, the more I see pictures of her, I am slowly starting to think she’s actually hot…despite her being someone I never found hot when she was at her prime, maybe I was blinded by how fucking annoying she was, and maybe the years of me ignoring she exists makes me see what she actually has to offer, or maybe I’m just drunk right now and like anything with a vagina attached to it, including my neighbor’s pet goat…

Here’s her new video, intro by Kathy Lee Gifford’s mom tits you use dto jerk off to, featuring Lil Wayne and bitch dancing like she was Shakira and not forced to fuck a man that looks like skeletor on the regular….

Pretty hot. But remember that could just be the booze.

Here is a picture of People Magazin’s Most Beautiful People’s abs.

Here’s more proof that People Magazine was paid off to say J.Lo was the World’s Most Beautiful person, not that you really needed proof about the shit, it was pretty fucking obvious, you know on her 40th bithday alone, that being named People Magazine’s most beautiful person was something that just would never happen to her, unless she paid….

I mean bitch is a chunky mom, who I guess let the stamp of approval get to her head, giving her the confidence to go out in a tube top you’d expect on the beach, with the craziest set of Best Buy teeth I’ve ever seen….which is clearly unrelated and I feel bad laughing at, cuz she’s just a minimum wage worker living her dream, you know giving her one perk of her job that fucking sucks, that keeps her from killing herself, but I had to point it out, cuz they are looking at me like they want to eat me, and I’m staring cuz better her teeth that J.Lo’s gut…TRUE STORY.

Are you fucking kidding me? How much did she pay for this title? How much did the American Idol people pay. This is obviously a marketing and publicity hustle, cuz there’s no way anyone thinks at 41 year old anywhere is the most beautiful person in the world, especailly not when they are fat assed average at best looking people like fucking J.Lo…..This is a great way to piss on any credibility people magazine may have, which is probably not much credibility, but whatever it is clearly caters to a geriatric audience, cuz the youth is on the internet, and it takes a 80 year old with Alzheimers to really grasp this kind of thing…J.lo, the most beautiful woman in her backyard when her fat family comes over to leech off her fame, maybe, but in the world…that’s pretty ridiculous…

I know, I thought American Idol was over too, but apparently they pumped new life into it by bring every Latinos favorite popstar to the frontlines as a judge, since everything she touches turns to gold, for some unexplained reason.

She was wearing a onsie, a piece of clothing that normally gets me excited because it touches anus, vagina and nipples at the same time, that just irritates me when it’s on this 40 year old has been who never shoulda been con artist who is too rich for her own good and who really should just disappear…but instead is gonna be on TV twice a week…until American Idol finally dies the horrible death it deserves…

These are some pictures stolen from facebook. I assume the person who took the picture was friends with J.Lo, but then she pissed him off, so he decided to try to embarrass her. Or maybe the real J.Lo is actually cool, laid back, into getting medicated and grabbing her own tit, like a date rape victim, only when you take the pictures of this medicated, tit grabbing bitch, you don’t have to worry about it being evidence that comes to haunt you, but instead as a souvenir cuz she did whatever the fuck she’s doing to herself….

I just know, the fact these exist, make me like her a lot more than the hatred I had for her, like real hate…before seeing this picture..

Pretty fucking amazing…

Here is everything wrong in the world hard at work being a lazy fucking piece of shit who thinks she deserves the fucking good life cuz of all she has done for the world with her shitty songs and movies….So laying on her fat ass that made her stupid money that can pay for servents to do everything for her as to not disrupt her laying on her fat ass existence…..that’s just the new money from the ghetto idea of being rich…if you can afford to not get off your lazy pig ass cuz you hired your distant relative to clean up after you…why the fuck not….

It also makes being rich far more fun because you can look down on people from your throne while making them do your dirty work….which is good for self confidence…especially when you’re an over-rated cunt who is struggling to stay relevant….

I just thought this shit was funny as the guy she is with looks like he’s shitting and how her lazy body points at the paparazzi like it’s the biggest effort she’s put into anything all day…”you mean i have to sit up?”…and her facial expression that looks like she’s been busted in the bathroom inserting a tampon, not that she wastes her time with that kind of menial and messy shit….she’s got staff for that…

Either way, I find this disgusting.

Pics via Bauer

J.Lo wore hooker boots and since it’s not the 90s, hooker boots are hardly porno enough to get excited over, but apparently J.Lo still thinks it’s the 90s and that people actually find her hot enough to wear hooker boots, you know in a suggestive way to let us think we have a chance with her if we have 100 bucks and a back alley, but the reality is she’s not hot, she’s a mom, and this is totally inappropriate, and even the suggestion of her being a hooker, should be enough to get her kid taken away from her by social services, like they did to my friend who they thought was a hooker, just because she offered to suck dick to an undercover for baby formula…he didn’t realize what she meant from baby formula was his cum, she’s addicted to the shit, that’s why she has 8 kids to begin with….but that’s got nothing to do with J.Lo…it just has to do with other Spic trash that J.Lo shoulda ended up like, but some how she fucked someone right and tricked a fucking nation….either way here are some pics….

Here she is in a miserable Marilyn Monroe rendition for George Lopez because he’s Spic too and Spic’s do these things for each other and the whole thing is really unoriginal and uninteresting….but you hold onto the past and have trouble moving on, that’s all part of being a fuckin loser….

Pics via Fame

Here are some pictures of Jenny from the Block keeping it hood by drinking with her kids poolside. This is the kind of shit the housing projects are made of. Seriously, all it’s missing is her hand halfway down her pants grabbing her dicks telling her kid to come sit on her lap, before freaking the fuck out when the kid says no, and beating the fuck out of it, I saw Precious, I know how it works….

Here she is in a robe….and at least 4 pairs of SPANX trying to contain her disgusting….and protect it from the outside world…

Pics via Bauer