This is what an ass that has had 8 kids looks like in a bikini….I was gonna say that 8 is only the number of kids she has, but all the number of asses she’s got, but realized that didn’t make sense, and was just a bad sloppy ass joke.

I guess she’s trying to get her stock up because makin’ millions off TLC wasn’t enough for her and now that she’s been on the cover of every tabloid, she’s gotta keep things up, because I hear when you’ve manipulated your way to that level, the interest starts dippin’ off, you gotta pull another stunt.

That said, John and Kate Plus 8 will be comin’ out as a lesbian in the next few weeks, and in a few months the lesbian video comes out, and in the next few years no one will even remember who she is.

Here is the fame hungry whore, the one who pushed her husband away, forcing him to cheat on her, because she got caught up in the limelight, and figured if he did cheat on her, it’d make for a good season, because nothing on TV is real and because she only cares about money and other pussy, since there’s no way she’s not a fucking dyke.

Here she is showing off the TLC funded tummy tuck in her bikini because it’s the easiest way to get media coverage and stay in the tabloids, because the internet likes bikini pictures, it’s really the only reason you’re on this site right now, I don’t kid myself into thinking it is for my genius, uneducated writing….

Anyway, this bitch represents the devil and knowing 8 kids have crawled out of that pussy is pretty disgusting but who knows, maybe you’re down.