I am sure you’ve all seen this video of an Iraqi journalist throwing his shoe at President Bush to let President Bush he’s not too down with him or what he’s done and that he’s not welcome to his Birthday party after killing his friends and countrymen. The funny thing in all this is that President Bush thinks it’s funny, he’s just laughing it off and dodged the shit like he was in high school gym class game of dodgeball, which coincidentally was the only class he passed without his mom doing his homework for him.

The guy who did it must feel like a bit of an asshole for missing, considering it’s probably the last thing he’ll ever get to do because I hear the prison system in Iraq involves being dragged outside and executed and it always sucks when your legacy is the guy who died for throwin’ his shoe at Bush and missin’.