I think Julia Roberts follows me on TWITTER cuz just a couple of weeks ago I wrote something saying we need more Julia Roberts paparazzi pics. This stemmed from finding out she spent 2 months in Montreal, the not very big city I live in, and not one person saw her outside the film crew filming her movie…..She didn’t tour the city, she didn’t leave her room, she was no where to be found…not drunk, flashing pussy, acting like the married mom she both looks like and is….

Then all of a sudden, after two years not in the paparazzi, these bikini pics surface, and I say, send her back to her reclusive life, cuz there’s a reason far deeper why she hasnt been half naked in public and that’s the body you’re gonna look at when clicking the link….

I guess this is a classic – be careful what you wish for….I should have been smarter and aimed higher like wishing for hard cash and not this pig in her bikini…but I guess it is all part of sucking at life….

Remember Julia Roberts? Unfortunately, I do. My relationship with her is definitely one sided because she doesn’t know I exist, but I know that I hate her. I don’t find her hot. I never understoodd her career or why everyone was hard for her over the years.

I remember watching Pretty Woman almost weekly because this whore I was dating and living with insisted we get high and watch it all the fucking time. It gave her hope that her sucking dick for money would work out in the end, would bring her the life of luxury she always wanted, and that one day her Prince Charming would pull up in a limo and save her slutty as.

Unfortunately, that never happened. She died after getting beat by a John one night, a John I am sure she thought was Richard Gere’s character in the movie, coming to sweep her off her feet and save her from her hell. That is the false hope Julia Roberts fed her.

So if anything, it is all Julia Roberts’ fault this happened and here she is making huge money with her shitty mom body in a bikini, while my ex is dead.

Pics via Fame

Everyone has those days where they feel like they look like shit. In Julia Roberts’ case, she’s actually got a reason to, because she does look like shit. I mean all the movie magic, make up, body doubles in the world can’t make her something I’d ever want to have sex with when sober, booze on the other hand makes me do a lot of things I regret and the fact that her womb is worth millions, kinda counterbalances the fact that she’s busted.

Lucky her, the paparazzi were there to snap off these pictures of her in a bikini, normally the only time a guy looks at her in a bikini is when she writes a check to the dude she promised an exuberant life of luxury to under the condition that he knocked her up

It is beyond me when she was such a big deal in the 90s, I have no idea how this homely cow went from rags to the highest paid actress in her time, but I can only assume her blowjob is spectacular, because it is really the only way.