Here’s trashy JWOWW for trashy Maxim showing her trashy implants cuz she is trash….I hate that these Jersey Shore cunts, who are barely hot, are considered a brand and actually make money with the shit…and I’m talking real fucking money…more than doctors or probably the president of the united states makes and that is some fucked up, unbalanced shit homies…
But I don’t mind looking at her cleavage, or photoshopped body while laughing at how much Maxim needs to bottom-feed now that the internet made their core business obsolete….
So as I wait for their VP of Marketing to email me bitching to take down their pics cuz they are all they have going for them, as he always does, here are the pics.
I had a dream this weekend that there was a terrible natural disaster…let’s say a Hurricane that had it’s target set on the Jersey Shore….so much that they issued on evacuation of the area…while I jumped and down with joy hoping it would really hit like an actual hurricane….with blood shet and devastation leaving the cast of that cancer of a show dead where they deserve….you know as wratch from the alien overlords for polluting our youth….
But instead…they were in Vegas showing off their fake tits…and that’s about as unfortunate as Irene’s performance….but the good news is they will probably end up in California and there’s always the hope the big quake hits…
I am thinking it is no secret that JWOWW was set on a porn career before the Jersey Shore shit happened, I mean why else did she get stupid implant, I mean maybe it was to balance out her really big self, but I think trashy bitches getting fucked on camera for money and some noteriety is more believable…
I am only posting these pics cuz her sweat pants are riding her cunt like so many men in the near future are going to be doing to her after the Jersey Shore fame dwindles and she’s left with her Plan A that she got diverted from thanks to the garbage polluting our society that is Jersey Shore…
She’s the worst. Here she is jogging, cuz no one likes a fat pornstar, except maybe those BBW fetishists, but I’m not sure you can count them as people, they too twisted to be human…
Here is best selling Author, because America is fucked, lounging in her bikini on a school day, like she was Paris Hilton, because she can….
I am not bitter that trashy, no Italians pretending to be Italians on a TV show that I think is on its last legs, made trash like this a millionaire, mainly cuz I know that nature will take its course and that her level of talentless cunt will catch up with her, and the cashflow will end. She’s peaked. She’ll burn through her money and she will be the fake tit whore peddling sex tapes in a few years, cuz being in porn was really all she ever wanted to do, this Jersey Shore thing was just a diversion from her dreams…
Either way, here she is doin’ nothing with her big tits and big face laughing at us for making her able to do this…when really she should be working Walmart, or at hooters or some shit…Amazing how the world works… FOLLOW ME
I could be a few years off on her titty age, you see I didn’t read her best selling book, despite her inability to write her name, so the fake tit coulda been bought to give her purpose and to make the boys like her pretty much anytime after she turned 18…but her pussy is officially 25 and I guess that’s what matters…since anyone can have fake tits…but a pussy is something nurtured and cared for that makes babies…if you don’t pull out in time…something this whore is probably very familiar with….
Jersey Shore is trash. Jersey girls are trash. That’s the story stepSTEVE and his friend from New Jersey told me…
Is this really a surprise to any of you? Isn’t this the exact same as how she acts now? If it is a surprise, you are an idiot and clearly don’t watch Jersey Shore or more importantly understand the psychology of a girl who gets breast implants who isn’t a breast cancer survivor. They are always sluts who become even sluttier with their newly purchased tits…you know all of a suddent ready to flash in a Girls Gone Wild episode, or do a wet T-Shirt contest on spring breaks, cuz the tits are more like a new car, than part of them….something to show off…something they worked so hard to be able to show up…something that will lead to money making and male attention and that if she’s not stripping professionally, she’s getting as close as possible…So these pictures are pretty fucking expected and who cares…Jersey Shore sucks and this 2008 shit isn’t hot to me…it’s just fucking obvious and trashy and I always hated that…I prefer my trash more subtle. This is so fucking textbook fratboy it is fucking boring.
JWOWW did some fashion show for Richie Rich. He normally uses Pam Anderson, but I guess since the milk in her fake tits is expired, he went for someone with a little more of a name, something that make Pam Anderson want to kill herself, cuz being replaced by JWOWW is a fate worse than death….proving that all you need in America is a set of fake tits to get by….talent, substance and intelligence don’t matter…but then again…what the fuck do I know, JWOWW is the published author, not me.
It amazes me that someone who has probably never read a book, is now the author of a book. I am convinced that prior to this Jersey Shore bullshit, the only writing she did was on her BBM or her SMS text messages or maybe in Facebook chat or some shit….broken english…half retarded sounding in appreviations…and now she’s a fucking published author…I’d love to get some of the essays she submitted in community college when getting her hair colorist license…I am convinced it would be hysterical…but who am I to talk…I don’t have a bullshit publishing deal, I’ve never writen a book, I’m not a product of publishers struggling to stay relevant, handing out deals to any trash with traffic…
It also amazes me how haggard JWOWW is…but not as much as the fact that I know she exists…before this site…these trolls would go along happily .
