Kate Middleton is making some crazy fucking faces….which is what you would expect from the next queen who will mother the next King or Queen…because she traded her middle class uterus for the most extremely rich and luxurious life…we are talking old as fuck money….generations of people who don’t fucking work….with servents and countries working for them…which I guess was a smart choice…
You know, you can take a whore out of the ghetto, but she’ll always be a whore from the ghetto….and here is that whore, all luxurious, showing off her panties, cuz it is all she knows….
This is what happens when you put a gutter middle class bitch in the Royal world. She just can’t hack it, and she will slip up….because that’s just what trash does when it is all trying to fit in in places it doesn’t belong…this is like seeing Coco have dinner with the President, I mean if the President wasn’t black, because since he is, Coco having dinner with the President would involve serious Raggton dancing….floor slapping…and ass shaking….you get what I’m saying and that is that you’d never have seen Princess Diana flashing her panties…maybe cuz she was too busy banging bilionaire Arabs to wear underwear…but she was a little more refined than this party slut…
What it comes down to is I’m glad this happened. Looking up her skirt makes me happy or what I think is Happiness. I can never be too sure when it comes to emotions…I can be sure that I would rather this be spread asshole shots…..
I know this isn’t a real cameltoe…..it’s a fucking stretch to call it that…but we’re all allowed to dream…I mean Kate Middleton had a dream when she was a litle girl that one day she’d be a princess living in a palace…with servants tending to her every need…and look what happened to her….in this cinderella middle class trash story from rags to riches…that inspires me to dream a little dream of the fabric of her jeans jacked inside her pussy that I can only assume is unscathed thanks to royalty being primarily homosexual except for when it comes to making babies….and that doesn’t bother her…they have an understanding and she’ll just masturabte to climax instead…in her gold plated place tub….cuz the money and status far outweighs personal relationship and dick….true story.
This is what happens when you let the working class mingle with royalty…they just aren’t bred or groomed the same. It’s like throwing a fucking drain wreck into a china shop…and no matter how many times she practiced, or even too etiquette classes when on her quest of being a fraud spending the better part of your middle class life trying to lock this Price and future King cock inside you in efforts to get the good life…It’s far easier than working…..only to take the lessons she learned in herGold Diggers for Dummies book, that she used as a guide to make the rest of the family believe she wasn’t a using cunt in it for the money and throwing them out the window, cuz he married her, she won, he’s fucked, and now her panties are gonna go on display like she was back at her trailer park she grew up in…..only the fancy, connecting with the working class, re-inventing interest in the monarch version…
Who cares, I can’t even see panty….but for the sake of this post, that’s all I see. Otherwise I got nothing people.
Here’s a shitty fucking picture of Kate MIddleton living out her dream fucking life that she worked very hard at making happen over the course of the last 10 years of seducing this Prince as hard as she could…into believing she was his soulmate, or the one to bring the Royal Family the image they needed…you know to connect with the everyday people….all while making her sister Pippa more and more jealous until she can’t take it anymore and ends up doing porn to disgrace the family and make a name for herself…while her sister’s out there gold digging….small titty and not caring…cuz she’s gonna be a fucking Queen one day and her life is officially one huge Vacation….Take that college education….pussy is always the key to get a girl a head….and who really cares….really…I mean other than bored Housewives from Commonwealth countries…she’s pretty obsolete….
Here’s Kate Middleton ….dressed like a cowboy in canada for stampede bullshit…
If you’re like me, then you’ve always had the fantasy of having your car breakdown while driving through a farm community, forcing you to go to the nearest farmer and ask for a bed to sleep in because it isn’t 2011 and we don’t have tow trucks, cell phones or any other necessities needed to get off the road when we break down….. where he decides to offer you a warm meal and his hot hick daughter ravages you while you sleep in the barn with the sheep…only to get caught as you’re coming but the gun toting dad who is mad cuz he wants her pussy all to his hick inbred self….
We’ve all seen that scene in the movies and the pornos….unrealistic….but still hot….and now Kate Middleton is feeding it….all inbred with her inbred husband….dressed like a cowgirl ready to rodeo on your dick…until Prince William catches you and comes at you with his redheaded erection and military trained marksman rifle pointed at your head before he taps into his homosexual cuz he is british roots… and rapes you….cuz that’s really what happens when the farmer catches the guy with his daughter or wife…they just don’t tell you that part in the movies…ruining this fantasy all together….but I’m posting the pics anyway…
Sidenote….she’s not even that hot….maybe it’s the cowboy hat…but I think it is her shitty looking face. TEAM PIPPA.
This is hysterical. Newsweek…read that as NEWSweek….took it upon themselves to do an artist rendition of an Princess Diana walking with Kate Middleton in a feature they call “If She Was Still Alive Today”….This is like a bad Late Night talk show prank, but apparently it is legit, and it made me laugh so I’m sharing it with you….I figure at least one of you out there has Zombie fantasies and can manage jerking off to this shit if you tried…that’s why I love and respect you so much…you have no limits or boundaries as to what can get you off…you are genius of masturbation…a prodigy…
I don’t know much about the monarchy, other than that they are inbred and full of repressed homosexuality and scandal. But I do know that the queen is on Canadian money.
I also know that this Kate Middleton is the future queen, getting married into this powerful family, cuz it was a better option than her last boyfriend who wasn’t in the Royal fucking Family.
Which means that one day she’ll be on our money too, and I can’t wait to jerk off on it, not that I have a problem jerking off on money I put back into circulation, hoping hot chicks use that 20 to rail lines of cocaine and unapproved semen dust, but at least now the scenery will be much better….cuz the old bitch on our money now is pretty awful looking…
I love white bikinis…they are always the most seductive bikini…they are usually the most sheer bikini and for some reason they are usually the bikini color that most easily allows me to focus on pussy definition….
This is Kate Middleton. She’s having the biggest deal wedding since Celine Dion and her child molesting neighbor. This is some Royal shit, legit Royal shit, none of that Hollywood Royalty shit, authentic Royal shit, not quite the same shit I’d fear would stain my white bikini if I drank the resort water…or got my Royal period that clearly isn’t enough of a fear to stop from showing the world my Royal pussy defininition…
She’s a big fucking deal….here’s her Royal body….in a Royal bikini doing Royal things…like absolutely nothing…cuz that’s what the Royal family is all about…the most overpaid unemployed do nothings stuck in a life of luxury in the world……Good times..
Kate Middleton was linked to one of Diana’s Princes, which is a pretty good relationship to be in had she kept dude happy enough to keep him around. The paparazzi killed his mom and they are just as hooked on him and she’d have an have to deal with being followed everywhere she went, but he’s some prime pussy because dude’s probably richer than most people and sometimes that’s a good trade off, especially considering that the paparazzi still follows her around and she’s not even capitalizing on him…..
Here are some pictures of Kate Middleton having a panty upskirt which is totally unacceptable behavior for a bitch who dated royalty. If I was the Prince I would demand my sluts never wear underwear even after we broke up because vagina flashes are cooler than panty shots. I’d make the bitch sign a contract and if she strayed from the rules I’d have my people chop off her head, or send the paparazzi to run her off the road or whatever Royalty do. If I was a Prince I’d probably do a lot of other really stupid shit but only because I would get away with it because I was a Prince. Like I’d randomly walk into people’s houses kick them out and turn it into a fort while playing with the wive’s panties or some shit….There are just so many options…..
I once knew a dude with a ton of money who thought fucking with whores was the funniest thing he could do with his money. So he’d call them out and get them to do random shit like hug him for an hour or read him bed time stories, or watch him wash the dishes, or try on his expensive suits. He’d drop 500 dollars an hour sometimes because it was worth it to him, he was like the king of his own castle he just used his power in a way that made me uncomfortable, even though I laughed.
