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2018

25

Jul

Katie Price Naked of the Day

Katie Price has found herself again….

After years of being forgotten, probably busy raising her handicapped kid, living off her hooker model money….she’s decided to make a comeback involving getting naked like the old times…with her clown tits like the old times…that are scaled down versions of the tits that made her famous…but that are still round as fuck…basketballs if you will….and any naked on the beach kind of woman is the liberated spirit my soul is drawn to….some hippie shit….even if everything about her is artificial…

All this to say – I thought the world was against plastics in the Oceans…why isn’t there a Katy Price ban on the beaches…

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2018

18

Jul

Katie Price Weird Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Katie Price is on another level….

I miss the days of her walking around with her handicapped son Harvey…and Peter Andre all greasy and homosexual…pure fucking homo…and now she’s with this ginger blonde creep that terrifies me…but maybe it’s just their self expression, the way they pose in their modeling shoots that are throwing me off…

I remember her when she was everything and more…the clown tits bigger than most fat women you see in Walmart’s ass…beach balls bolted to hr chest…paving the way for Glamour models…and making a lot of money doing it..

So seeing her now is both Nostalgic and confusing as fuck….but it’s nice to see her tits are still shaped in the stupidest roundest of ways…

This is straight up weirdness.

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2018

16

Jul

Katie Price Topless Bolt Ons of the Day

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Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her…

BUT I DO…

I also know that her monster clown tits have been scaled back dramatically, which is sad, because they made this career from having clown tits, I’d be happier if she stuck it out with the ridiculous fake tits…instead of this more manageable one…

I mean they made her famous when big tits were everything, they inspired so many slutty girls like she was a Karadashian of her generation….

But she’s still topless and I guess that’s still trying well into her retirement…and I am loving all of this.

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2017

04

Aug

Katie Price and her Hard Nipple on her Monster Tits of the Day

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Katie Price Jordan is Iconic…at least to me, because I’ve been doing this website for a long fucking time, and despite them saying if you put 10,000 hours into something, you become an expert, where as I have become progressively worse, less interesting, less followed, less relevant…I am BLOCKBUSTER.

That said, Katie Price, someone you’d expect to also be BLOCKBUSTER, because she’s old and irrelevant, but an iconic monster titty model from many years ago, who still has her mosnter titties that don’t need a bra, because they can’t sag, they are too full to sag…basketballs and hard nippled, in what I find amazing, because you’d assume her nipples would have fallen off during some of the surgeries..

That SAID, I’m a forever fan. She is everything.

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2017

03

May

Katie Price Bikini Magic of the Day

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Katie Price is an angel sent from heaven and she is doing some Miami paparazzi style bikini pics that I love and cherish and want more of…because there is something magical about a bitch with the biggest tits ever – who built an empire on those tits – and who influenced a generation of women to be Glamour models in a pre- instagram world…pulling out there tits as a marketing hook for their personal brand…

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2016

26

Oct

Katie Price Bikini Cameltoe of the Day

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Katie Price is a known hooker, at least I assume she’s a hooker, maybe she’s not a hooker at all, maybe she’s a virgin who just made her career with her clown tits as a Glamour model…and for some reason an entrepreneur who branded the shit out of herself with her clown tits that at one point were much bigger and clown-like than they are in these pics of her in Barbados…but that she scaled down as she moved more and more into her old age….if you’re gonna go fake tit – you might as well go big fake tit….otherwise what’s the point of the surgeries…you know go big or go home…

Not that you’re looking at her tits, while her pussy eats away at her bikini bottoms like you’d expect them to….after a bunch of kids…who will grow up with an interesting looking clown titty mom…one with a big head of obvious reasons (he has a retardation)….and all the cock that comes with being Katie Price / Jordan….not including her husband Peter Andre…who you’d never remember, but I do….because he was gay…

I guess what I’m saying is that I have a long lasting relationship with Katie Price…and this pussy in bikini bottoms is lovely….possibly disgusting….but lovely just the same…

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2016

21

Sep

Katie Price Jordan Fame Whoring in a See Through Outfit of the DAy

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Katie Price is hilarious….she’s back, not dead yet, and is a real throwback thursday…because she’s been doing this for well over 15 years…

She’s beyond a shameless self promoter, but also one of the original Glamour models with clown sized tits to become a celebrity…an actual low level celebrity…attention seeking, making as much noise as possible..with and without her retard kid named Harvey…

She was a hooker, who just knew how to monetize…and she’s still fucking doing it…well into what must be her late 40s…but the tits are smaller, younger…..

We should celebrate anyone who has taken being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…turning herself into a sideshow freak….and uge breasted brand…

Which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…from Coke to Pepsi to all the instagram whores…Katie Price did it right…she was a leader…inspiration…possibly god…and now she looks like Bruce Jenner.

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2013

26

Mar

Katie Price Dressed Like a Horse of the Day

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Katie Price is a pretty hysterical character that I am glad exists. Not only because she made herself famous for having big, stupid clown tits, but also because she inspired a generation of busty girls to celebrate those tits in hopes of one day being an empire, albeit a trashy, pink, tacky barbie dream house, empire, built on showing titties, and that alone is worth celebrating.

Also worth celebrating, her 5 year anniversary of her equestrian product line, a product line you can assume makes the stuffy horse stable filled with the elite, a much fluffier, gay bar, experience.

The exciting part of the story, is that she got dressed up for the event, in what is both the most appropriate and most ridiculous outfit.

I would have appreciated a little more tit, considering she has a lot of tit to give…or a little more horse tail butt plug to really secure me horse fetish, a fetish that confuses me but sometimes, like this time, a fluffy pink horse costume is all you really need.

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2013

21

Jan

Katie Price Topless on the Beach of the DAy

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So apparently OG Glamour model Jordan…who really wasn’t OG at all…Since these trashy topless models have been around forever and aren’t really going anywhere…she was just part of one of the most recent revivals of the “art” of getting stupid implants and letting people take pics of them….because they are so freakish and fun….go remarried….and she honeymooned the only way she should….showing off her stupid as fuck implants that have made her a multi millionaire numerous times over….tanning topless….even if having tits this fake…even when topless….is like wearing a shirt…or at least a novelty set of tits from the costume store….but I’ll still mark it NSFW…cuz they are weird and shouldnt be stared at directly…

All this to say…I miss Peter Andre or whatever the last ex husband was…that gay was hilarious….

Remember people, topless or not, Jordan doesn’t matter.

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2012

21

Nov

Katie Price Fun See Through of the Day

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Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…but she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women with no shame, dignity, or a fucking soul accomplish in their lifetimes….She’s paved the way for a new generation of Glamor models….and now she’s kinda been off the radar the last few years….so it is nice to see her low level, cry for attention in the form of a sheer t-shirt…her marketing strategy…makes me believe in a better tomorrow….she’s a hero for all future generations…Jordan Katie Price…we need statues in your image to fucking worship….you fucking low grade…amazing goddess…

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