I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.
I guess dating a professional cage fighter has rubbed off on Katie Price because here are some pictures of her attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella, because I assume she doesn’t want to have her picture taken so badly that goin’ straight for the motherfucker’s throat is the rational thing to do, as her boyfriend has proven, violence does solve conflict, so lets hope the bitch pisses him off one day so she gets beat the fuck up…..
I am sure I am not the only one who thinks that she should be the last one angry about having her pic taken, she should embrace the shit and celebrate the fact that people still care about her, when she’s pretty much a nobody with big fat tits, but I guess she’s lost sight of that and has let the ego everyone around her has created take the fuck over and make her feel like she should act like a real celebrity that just can’t take being hounded anymore, when really she’s just a piece of trash so I guess this kind of behavior is expected….and funny.
Katie Price and her fat fake tits were out with her UFC bottom feeding cage fighting boyfriend because UFC bottom feeding fighters seem to like trashy fucking girls with sloppy pussies and cheesy fuckin’ everything, like the gutter stripper porn trash in Ed Hardy and Tap Out and the other brand of UFC clothes because I guess they are just so jacked on terstosterone that any pussy is good pussy to fuck and the sloppier the pussy the easier it is to ravage with the wrath of their mixed marital arts dick.
I try to avoid all these assholes when I go out because I know their raging testosterone doesn’t work with my kind of jokes, and that I have the ability to usually upset the wrong person and I don’t want to leave my fate in the hands of some chachi motherfucker who has spent the last year training in how to kill people, when prior to the UFC rage being all a Cachi needs for a good time, they were just using their testosterone going to the gym to get their muscles jacked before clubbing where they’d stand and flex in front of girls, or the mirror in the bathroom which was equally gay but a lot less deadly.
Katie Price is becoming a man at least it looks like she is, maybe her shoulders were always this broad and that was why Peter Andre, her gay ex-husband married her, because he figured it would put his name on the map and her tits are so unnatural it’d be like suckin’ on a beach ball and there’s nothing straight about that.
I just can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to fuck this bitch, and the only thing semi-appealing about her is that she looks like a sex doll, but unlike sex dolls she probably talks some stupid shit that would piss me off and she probably doesn’t put out, because it’s been my experience that the sluttier a girl looks the less she’s into sex, and even though she made her career off guys jerking off to her, she invested tons of money into looking the part but they just don’t get that fucking is her role in life, making her the biggest fuckin’ cocktease out there, not that she does any teasing to my cock the way she looks in these pics, but you probably like it.
Just when I thought Katie Price wasn’t tacky or trashy enough, pictures of her surface training with MMA type dudes in their Tapout clothes, which is pretty much the bottom feeder trailer park Ed Hardy and the shit irritates me just as much but on a different level, because all these lame gym-bo’s who train to fight are far more annoying to be stuck next to waiting for a drink at the bar than a group of clueless chachi motherfuckers, because both groups are loud, but one group gets excited watching people get their faces smashed in while suckin on their slutty girlfriend’s fake aspiring porn star tit with their friends while the other like soccer, tight pants and eating fuckin’ spaghetti with their hot girlfriend who just doesn’t rub them as well as their friend Johnny.
That’s not to say that both groups aren’t closet case homosexuals, it is just to say that one is a hell of a lot more angry and poor and instead of pumping fists to electonic music drinking bottles of Goose like the Ed Hardy crowd, the Tapout crowd is drinking beer and punching each other as hard as they can to build up their pain threshold for the day they become the fighters they aspire to be…..and I like to avoid all that shit.
Katie Price, like a little kid who is excited he made potty for the first time, and feels the need to bring everyone in the fucking house to see his little shit floating around in the fuckin’ thing, expecting positive reinforcement from a couple asshole parents who are tired of changing fuckin’ diapers and annoying enough to celebrate the bullshit and tell everyone they know like we fuckin’ care, is showing off her panties because she’s so proud they haven’t disintergrated by the fumes of her rancid pussy, or maybe she’s showing us all her panties because she was court ordered to keep that vagina under wraps, or maybe she is showing us her panties cuz she’s tired of being called a whore, but I like to think it’s just a celebration that the things made it thru the night, when her sobriety clearly didn’t…..
When the person working at the amusment park told Katie Price she should wait in line to ride a log, she jumped at the opportunity cuz riding wood is pretty much her favorite pass time besides getting ridiculous fake tits. When she realized it wasn’t that kind of ride, and not what she originally had in mind, she made the best of it by getting her new lover to rock her backend. I guess the beauty of having a retard baby for Jordan is that she can still fuck as much as she wants, wherever she wants, cuz the retard doesn’t know better, he’s a lot like having a pet dog….
Here are some pictures of Katie Price pumping gas because I like to remind you that this miracle is capable of everything from having the dumbest fuckin tits, to having the most extensive product line, to being married to a homosexual only to divorce the homosexual, to having a retard baby, and now to pumping fuckin’ gas. She’s a modern day hero, someone needs to give this bitch the nobel prize or some shit….or even the Pullitzer prize for one of her books…or some even erect a monument after her and I’m not talking about in your pants you low standard tacky bitch lovin weirdo.
If you’re wondering how to treat a pair of the most ridiculous fake tits ever stuck into a whore, here’s your answer, you take them running. I don’t know what benefits that have, other than maybe loosin’ them up and makin’ them feel as real as two ridiculous sized tits can possibly feel, or maybe she jogs to justify how skinny she is because she’s so concerned about her image and reputation that having people find out she has an eating disorder would be the death of her career, but I doubt that, considering she has a sex tape with an African.
If you’re wondering what kind of person reads Katie Price books the answer is what you’d expect it to be…retards…and even he’s just there for the tits, or maybe even unwillingly because no one listened to his cries for help thru his computer when this bitch kidnapped him for this photo op cuz she will do anything for publicity.
What the fuck can’t this bitch do. She’s done it all. From sex tape to raising a retard baby to marrying a sister to promoting various product lines and now promoting this….a fuckin’ novel and she’s doing it in a one piece bathing suit. If that’s not talent, I don’t fuckin’ know what it is….
I was just lookin out my window and saw some girl who I guess didn’t realize some creep was lookin’ out the window, pick her frontal wedgie. It wasn’t a subtle adjustment either, it was like an intense digging for fucking gold to get the fabric of her panty’s life out of her big ol vagina…and I thought that was sad.
Not the fact that she has a gaping vagina that eats her panties that are too small for her because she’s not willing to accept that she’s no longer a size medium and isn’t ready to up the shit, because the tightness and wedging isn’t enough of a headache to justify the emotional trauma that comes with admitting you’re getting fatter.
But because she had to subtly do it on a side street, where only one creep got to enjoy the site, instead of embracing her condition and sharing it with the world.
That’s why I like Jordan, she just doens’t give a fuck and if she’s got a shirt that’s too tight for her, then she takes ownership of it, no matter how stupid her tits look, because I hear the only reason she has stupid tits, is so that her retarded son has something to relate to at home, you know so he’s not the only stupid thing in the house.
Katie Price and her Pineapple shirt are so not the kind of people you’d expect to see in Ed Hardy. You know cheesy as fuck bottle service guidos with retarded fake tits, fake hair, fake everything, tons of make-up, a vagina that has seen many fuckin’ dick like some kind of glorified stripper or whore that all the other strippers or whores look up to in envy, because she’s made it into the mainstream world and is set for life is not Ed Hardy’s market. Ed Hardy is not meant for the cheesy assholes in the clubs tryin’ to look like they have money, it is a premium brand and premium price points that are for premium people with old money, who like classic styles and not offensively loud shit to draw attention to how much they spent on a fuckin’ t-shirt because they have something to prove and see it as status.
I don’t know if that made sense, but if it didn’t, I blame Katie Price’s flat non existant ass, we get that she fucked with nature and jacked her tits up, but lookin at an ass like that on a body that has tits like hers, is so against nature, that it’s on some tranny-level of unnatural shit.
If you’re wondering why Jordan’s riding her horse, it’s because now that she’s single, and not with a gay dude, she likes to hang around things that can fill her weathered pussy. You know to get to this level of whore, you have to do many fuckin thing, a lot of those leading to your vagina turning into something with garbage bag elasticity….
Katie Price brought out her fake tits the other night because she hasn’t really got much of a choice and they pretty much follow her wherever she goes, kinda like when I bring out my disgustingly fat everything, my little penis and my herpes. I’ve written about her so fuckin’ much the last few days and I am bored of her….
