Katy Perry was in Rolling stone and she tried to sex things up…they even went so far as hiring hipster photographer Terry Richardson, who has made crack whores look erotic enough to fuck, and the result was what you’d expet it to be….Bitch wore an “Enjoy God” shirt to stay controversial, her dress read “Katy’s Kisses” cuz she knows all that she’s good for are her tits, she stripped down into a bikini….when all she really needs to do for all the publicity in the world is have a terrible car accident, leaving her unable to perform, sing badly or dance badly…I truly believe her time is done and the public will soon be on my side and make her diasappear….at least we can only hope…

I get a lot of hate mail because people don’t understand, pointing out the obvious flaws on a cunt bitch who annoys me through song has no corelation to whether I’d fuck her or not, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m not fucking her, and getting those emails is getting boring…

“You think she’s sloppy cuz you’re jealous of her money, success and fame”.

“You say mean things cuz she won’t sleep with you and would never sleep with you”.

“You’re mean to my idol cuz you hate yourself for never being able to be her”….

Not true. I’d fuck uglier bitches than Katy Perry everyday, all day. I can just focus on the obvious, and that is that she’s a set of tits, used to distract from being a talentless, sack of shit of a woman.

She’s got back legs. Bad skin. Can’t dance. But she’s a lot of fucking noise to divert from those facts.

Here she is in concert, clownin’ out.

Katy Perry tits are like when an evil politician says “Support our Troops”, it’s just fluff that gets us excited and distracts us from the real issue at hand, like how ugly her face is, how bad her music is, how awkward her dancing is, how thick her ankles are, how bad her skin is, how annoying her personality is and pretty much everything else disgusting about her, cuz tits overcome all challenges, at least that’s what I used as an excuse when I fucked girl with downs syndrome, I was like “bro, did you see those tits”….

Here are some pictures of Russel Brand pretending to be straight while engaging in illicit lovingly looks to his bride with a dumpy mom body, even though she hasn’t even hit 30 yet….I mean he is an actor and I guess acting is what he’s all about…making it easy to pretend that he’s happily in love with this pig and her pig tits while really he’s in love with her penis shaped clitoral attachment…

I don’t fucking know, I just assume all androgynist people with dainty accents take it up the ass, I could be wrong, but it is the only thing that would explain marrying this twat…bedding her I get, cuz who wouldn’t hate fuck Katy Perry and her cankles just to watch her sloppy belly jiggle…but to marry it, that’s on a whole other level of weird sexual issues….fetish maybe, homosexuality probably…and who fucking cares…Not me..I just like I seem like I do cuz I wrote all this shit about nothing…

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry whoring herself. Sure it’s not the kind of whoring we’d want to see from her, you know on the side of the street, strung out on drugs, not only dying for another hit, but also dying of AIDS, Hep and malnourishment…hell she’s not even half naked in this campaign…

She’s just whoring herself to some hair Product company that sponsors her tour and pays her lots of money to get her to endorse the shit for all the little kids who follow her like she’s some kind of thick, dumpy, irritating God that can’t dance….but last time I checked, whoring is whroing so it’s good enough.

The pictures were shot by David LaChapelle, some high concept, used to be a big deal, photographer I’d expect more nudity from…or at least more use of her tits, since they are all she’s good for but I guess he’s playing it safe…. this is Christian America people…Relax yourself.

Here she is pretending she’s Cher

Katy Perry is the fucking devil…and she’s also got a horrible fucking body…Tits or not…this bitch is build like a fucking thick beast who has no business being anywhere but working the cash at the church bake sale, but who instead is a money making, shitty music making, shitty performing and awkward dancing monster….I don’t get it.

Here’s Kanye West doing his best Drake impression.

Here’s Katy Perry doing her best female popstar impression.

Here’s a video that channels Wal-E or whatever the fuck that Disney Movie about the lonely robot from the future.

The only thing they do right is when they make the bitch have an E.T. face.

Fuck her music sucks, her video is cheese, her face is ugly, even with a million dollar make-up and post production budget and her tits aren’t all over the place or being used at all…even though they are the only thing she’s good for…

What a fucking horrible disaster. I hate radio music. I’m glad only 300 people watched this so far…I hate that I am going to make more people see it…I am the devil…FOLLOW ME

Katy Perry and her sloppy body, no style, ugly face, bad skin, no talent, irritating songs with shitty lyrics and bubblegum pop that makes me want to kill myself that I wish had the same effect and that she followed through and the shit cuz she fucking sucks…I mean, when I’m not staring at her well positioned tits….she knows are all she’s good for!

Here’s a Behind the Scenes look at some DVD she’s releasing…This legendary preview that may make you want to kill yourself…cuz the only behind the scenes shit I’d be happy watching this cunt in would be her living with terminal cancer special they air after she died…..which hasn’t happen yet, but still hoping…Fingers crossed motherfuckers…

I don’t know if there is Lady Gaga / Katy Perry beef, but I kinda know how bitches work and they generally hate each other, especailly when one blew up for a bullshit novelty act, while the other blew up cuz of a bullshit novelty song and who has since been trying to play catch-up…..

I don’t know if singing each other’s songs, trying to outshine and draw attention is some popstar battling, but I like to think it is, cuz I have big plans for these two to go on tour together, only for the tour bus to be in a terrible deadly accident leaving one survivor, Katy Perry’s tits…

Seriously, I don’t know why I am posting this garbage, but I guess it has to do with hoping it ends in bloodshed, and that it doesn’t start a back and forth, media crazed staged war between the two, giving both talentless cunts more publicity then they fucking deserve cuz they suck at fucking life and should be shot, or replaced with hot pussy who can sing…

That said, She’s a fucking clown and she knows it…here is the proof…unless of course she just has no style which would make sense because she always looks like a bad skinned, sloppy idiot….

Here’s some video that was emailed to me…I don’t know when it was shot, I just know that you should definitely watch it on mute…I also know that it is a favorable angle of Katy Perry pig, cuz you get to look up her skirt like a perver, without having to look at her busted up face, or thick fat, hideous, disgusting legs….

She is such a fucking joke, but I know you like her and her muff gut…an I know you like perverted videos shot by perverted people…while all I see is an overrated, sloppy fucking bitch with a dimply ass who I fucking hate……

Remember watch it on mute…

I don’t watch TV. Especially not some sitcom bullshit with Dougie Howser pretending to be a womanizer, when really I know the only womanizing he does is when he’s wearing ladies underwear as his houseboys rape his asshole while playing “Naughty Housewife”…celebrities are so weird…

I am not part of the Katy Perry fan club, even though I give her more attention than she deserves, even though she shows off her tits, strategically to distract from her lack of anything else endearing…

So here is her guest appearance on the show, that aired last night, but was being promoted hard over a week ago that I didn’t bother with, cuz I still don’t give a fuck that it happened and I’m just posting it to buy time… and because sometimes showing off big cleavage is enough…Here are some pics….

I hate Katy Perry. But her use of her tits are amazing…I guess she knows she has no choice, you know with her horrible skin, a dumpy lower body, cankles and little talent, awkward dancing and irritating voice…that makes millions of fucking dollars…and I’m not complaining, I can always put her on mute and distract myself from her face.

I hate Katy Perry. But her white panty upskirt is not so amazing….I prefer my panties to be sheer or piss stained…

I have always said that Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. People would send me hate, but I could never see past the fact that she looks like a skinny Rosie O’Donnell and that’s not saying much, cuz someone 30 pounds overweight in serious industrial strength spanx could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell, hell even Roseanne Barr could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell….

I have always said that even with all her movie make-up, there is nothing hot about her other than her tits. So seeing this disgusting picture of her without make-up came as no real surprise to me, cuz this is what I always see when I see her, even when her tits are “out to here”….

She can’t even sing or dance, her songs are irritating as shit and her tits bore me, cuz so many bitches have great tits, we don’t need to make milionaires out of them, and we don’t need to make them think they are worth more than the tits they are packing, especially when the rest of them looks like it belongs in a barn….

Good thing Russell Brand is gay, cuz if he wasn’t, marrying shit like this could really fuck with your head….

Happy New Year.

I have no idea why I feel compelled to do posts on Katy Perry. I hate everything about her, including how she spells her fucking name, not because I hate the name Katy, some of my best friend’s are named Katy, it’s just when she does it, I’m convinced it is some bullshit, bottom feeding strategy that she’s using to get more attention to herself. From songs about kissing girls when she is a girl to lure in the young girls and turn the world into lesbians, to her fake marriage to her lying fake husband and everything in between, like the fact that she has no talent, that her body is average at best, sloppy and useless, and that her tits have the ability to win over the public in another bottom feeding way, and for some reason here I am posting the shit. The whole thing depresses me as much as when I catch myself singing it in the shower, good thing I don’t shower very often, otherwise I may have to jump the fuck off a bridge to stop the pain.

Here she is not showing off her tits cuz she feels secure in her accomplishments and is getting cocky about what we really care about when it comes to her….cunt.

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This is unfortunate. Sure she looks alright when photoshopped to shit with emphasis on her tits and not her sloppy muff gunt, her cankles, her bad burn victim acne scared skin, but I’d rather jerk off to memories of some no name busty sluts in the local bar than this, not that anyone jerks off to Maxim, I mean you aren’t 14 anymore and it’s not 1994, we got access to substantially better material with this whole internet thing, and don’t have our moms to worry about catching us with dirty mags, so we don’t have to mask or hide it as a lifestyle magazine….

It is unfortunate because Katy Perry is annoying and seeing her in this means she’s still got more of a run in her, when really I just want her to disappear.

I know Maxim isn’t really relevant anymore at all, so I shouldn’t get worried, and I’m not really, I just know any publicity no matter how much she’s paid for it or not, is bad for my goal of her vanishing….and she can take this Maxim bullshit with her…

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