Kaylee DeFer is some Gossip Girl bitch I’ve never heard of – but I’m tired of saying I’ve never heard of bitches so I am just gonna say that we’re old friends who went to high school together….she was full of acne…and I convinced her getting jerked off on her face cleared it up and great memories followed….and clearer skin….skin I’ve read she attributes her success to….You’re welcome Kaylee Defer….

She posted some shitty bikini pics that are a bit too real life…for my liking…but some of you may be into the skin folds that girls try to hide….cuz it gives you options to fuck when she’s on her period…

Good fucking times…DrunkenStepfather feels like it’s back.

I have no idea who Kaylee Defer is today, and before getting these sent to my email, I would have assumed that the only pictures of this girl are personal pictures, because she’s a fucking nobody, but I was wrong, she is on some Fox show called “The War at Home”, that I have never heard of, but figured I’d post them anyway, because she seems like a down to earth, hairy pussied girl you can go camping and fishing with and in this Paris Hilton inspired world, finding any chick willing to just kick it in the woods, is pretty impossible. They want ballers, bottle buyers, people to take them to exclusive clubs and 5 star resorts, they don’t want to not shower for a week in the middle of no where getting down with nature by getting eating alive by mosquitos, while sleeping on a shitty air mattress in a shitty tent, only to wake up to all your food for the week being eaten by racoons, or a bear, leaving you a 6 hour hike away from the nearest supplies and forced to fend for yourself, before accidentally eating a poisonous berry and turning into some insane psychopath who taps into your survival instincts and accidentally rapes and kills all the other campers you run across on your journey out of the forest.

Personally, I’m more down for hotels, motels and Holiday Inns, say what? And if I can’t afford a trip, because my shitty claim to fame is a shitty Fox show no one has heard about, I just stay at home and pretend I am on vacation by drinking faggy cocktails.

Either way, here are her pictures.