I posted the cover of this busty KELLY BROOK….because I appreciate a set of big tits that have been exploited for personal gain….I think a girl who is born with huge tits and decides “Hey I’m gonna show these off and hope people notice, care and eventually cast me in movies, cuz they are spectacular” is always worth noticing…
Even if the unphotoshopped truth is a fat ass… that is being fought off in the tailend of her career as a half naked busty model…who once SMEARED HER ABORTION all over her naked self in some ritualistic “eat the fetus for a few more years of a career as a sex object”….way…instead of having a baby and throwing it all away while she worked so hard to get this far….
So Kelly Brook is playing a fat and busty Kate Beckinsale in some shitty movie she landed because she has big tits…it is called Heavy Metal and this is one of the promo pics you probably won’t care about unless you are a virgin loser who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…or if you are just a regular dude who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…cuz lets face it…cleavage in anything is good times….
Here she is doing capoeira on the beach….in what could be her ass in pictures at its very dumpiest….cuz big titties always battle a fat ass playing catch up….her little kid fat chick bikini bottom skirt can’t fool us….
Kelly Brook’s tits were shown off in a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…..and I liked it…cuz big cleavage with a natural set of tits is one of life’s pleasures….all fertile and ready to feed a tribal village…just as soon as I’m done with them…kinda thing….ideally the lactation comes from before the miscarriage….cuz I’m not ready to be a father…I’m more of a stepfather….and none of that matters…cuz there are tits to be stared at….
Now here’s a hot instagram picture of Kelly Brook in some amazing leather leotard…and thigh high athletic socks…like she’s not in her mid 30s…like she didn’t just have a miscarriage/abortion while showing us her pussy lip….like she is at her peak and is going to ride that out as hard as she can…while I watch…cuz this kinda shit is erotic to me….mainly cuz her leotard touches her pussy, asshole, tities all at once…amazing…
Here she is on the beach in Ibizia…not sure when…but looking nice and fat assed….cuz big natural tits usually come stock with that….
I didn’t know Kelly Brook was a blonde…that’s cuz I don’t keep track of Kelly Brook…or more importantly…her hair color….cuz i don’t give a fuck about the bitch….
I do know she is a busty low grade model who managed to fuck herself a bit of a career the last few years…..and I do know she’s in a bikini showing her tits for twitter while holding a coconut making a silly jokes like “Breakfast time…. grab the coconuts”…so subtle of a reference to the tits that made her a somebody…and I am not …
I still prefer her naked, covered in abortion photoshoot I can see her pussy lip in….but nothing wrong with a bitch built like this promoting her own bikini line…cuz I appreciate looking at the pictures….
It amazes me that people still use Calendars….I mean unless you’re a hipster trying to make a point at how innovating and throwback you are by denouncing technology….or you are an old timer who doesn’t know how to use a computer cuz your working class life changing tires in a garage cuz you were too stupid to do anything else…like learn how to use a computer when you got home from the shop…..you have no business using a calendar….
It is the single worst fucking gift a person can get you, that is esssentially telling you “fuck you, I hate you, I put no thought into this at all, but felt obligated to get you something, even though nothing would have been more polite, decent, and respectful of me”……
But for some reason these Glam models, like Kelly Brook keep making them, like it is all they know, or maybe cuz they don’t wnat to let go of something from the past, or maybe it makes them extra cash, as there are likely more assholes, idiots, technology deprived assholes than I thought…or maybe more poeple give shitty gifts to peopl than I think…and it doesn’t matter cuz anything that gets a bitch half naked….is good enough for me to get posting….even if everything it represents offends me…..
We’ve only got a few months…but you get the idea…full figured and half naked….
Kelly Brook did twitter…I mean for a Glamour model with huge tits cuz that’s what happens to working class girls in the UK for some reason I don’t understand, but assume had to do with eating too much banger and mash in preperation for a career of eating banger to get ahead….I would have expected her to do something a little more dramatic, a little more hardcore, a little more interesting, considering she did a photoshoot of her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us while her aborition was spread all over herself a few months ago….you know making you think she’d take this self shot shit to the next level…but instead this is what we get…and I’ll take it…cuz I’m a bottom feeder…
I was just talkign to someone I’ve known for a while and he told me a friend of his gave him an hour of shit when she found out that he knew me, that he read my site, because I am the worst thing on the internet in her mind…because I guess she doesn’t get what I’m doing here, which makes sense because I don’t know what I am doing here, but I guess the porn ads make me no so mainstream….or kid friendly….or something you’d ever see on CNN……
So when I mock busty half naked bitches who get paid to get in their underwear like common whores, cuz they are common whores, but spend more time focusing on her abortion that she staged as a miscarriage, because she doesn’t want the pro-lifers, since she finally made it and feels she has a few more years in her big tits and cgut to make it….
But I’m more into focusing on how she spread her abortion staged as a miscarrige …or maybe it was her first period after the abortion staged as a miscarriage all over her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us….mocking us for buying into her bullshit and making her rich….in some weird tribal ritual I don’t get…
Here’s some NUTS Magazine panty / bra / photoshoot….cuz it is better than nothing.
I don’t understand virgin loser movie nerds get off to seeing busty chicks dressed like their favorite male movie characters…it’s almost like they have the Indiana Jones fantasy but are too embarrassed to jerk off to Indiana Jones, because that would make them gay, and despite being virgins, who have never experienced a vagina, so they don’t know if they even like it, they don’t feel the need to add more problems to their already pathetic lives….so instead they just wait for a bitch marketed as hot pussy, to get in costume to play out their fantasy, so that they don’t have to deal with their possible homosexuality and they can remain focus on what matters, math and absitinence by circumstances and not by choice…if you know what I mean…
Here’s a photoshopped to shit picture of Kelly Brook for PETA, because Kelly Brook, who I am sure I could pull up a few dozen pictures of her in leather if I really took the effort to bother….but luckily I don’t need that to prove she’s full of fucking shit…I just need the PETA name to remind me that this is a low level publcity stunt…getting naked for a lesbian organic vegan farmer cause…withouth actually getting naked…or showing any clit even though I like how her pussy sticks its tongue out at us when she does get naked and she does that for no cause…making this PETA cash grab all the more confusing, annoying, cock teasing and bullshit….but you can see part of her tit and I’m sure that’s pornographic enough for you…
Kelly Brook brought her new mother who never was thanks to a miscarriage or a more likely aborition as it would put a damper on her career and fuck with her body that has finally started getting real recognition after 15 years of trying…tits to some GQ event and I posted the pictures…I mean shit, the bitch is busty, known for her tits and that’s pretty much all I know about her…I mean other than that her VAGINA LIKES TO STICK ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME
Here are her tits in white…
Emma Watson was there and she was in some futuristic plaid uniform showing legs in heels and since I’m not a creep who has been jerking off to this girl, anxiously awaiting her getting her first period….cuz Harry Potteer fans are weird…but I am a creep…so I’m posting it anyway….
Lara Stone cuz she’s a model cunt who tried to sue me….
Abigail Clancy in some proper see through cuz she’s a whore…
Daisy Lowe cuz She Just Did Playboy and Looked Amazing But Not as Amazing as the Fact her dad didn’t want her…
Charlize Theron Skinny and Starving for her Home….Africa
Kylie Minogue cuz She’s a Cancer Survivor you want to fuck…
Kelly Brook’s pussy doesn’t look like it had an abortion one bit….I mean unless the abortion was given by inserting a watermelon sized object into the bitch, tearing her apart…in some reverse pregnancy bullshit…causing her vagina to droop as if it actually had a kid…to remind her of what was lost when she decided to give her modeling career another go before fully retiring as the fat mom her body states she’s gonna become….or maybe her vagina is just sad, and is finding it hard to get up off its feet, you know cuz it failed her by not going through with this thing she wanted to bad…so it has turned to emotional eating….and all the weight is sticking to her clit….I mean it is hard to tell…I’m no expert…all I really know is how much real estate it is taking up in her chubby bikini body….and with tits like this….I shouldn’t be looking anywhere but her tits…that’s her plan and I’ve failed as a real man…something we already knew….I never said this site was enlightening asshole…
I don’t have the rights to post this picture – so I posted this youtube video to make up for the fact that I can’t showcase her great, huge, natural tits in a white bikini, and I love white bikinis…
After spending countless hours outside the abortion clinic back when seeing who got abortions was porno to me, cuz knowing a bitch is willing to abort at any age, is knowing you won’t get stuck paying child support…it was really a stretch of a fetish, but it worked for me cuz I realized I really love a post abortion glow….it is like torment and guilt on some, other bitches don’t care and know it’s just a procedure they deal with cuz they are sluts….coupled with freedom for all….especially the poor dudes sitting with them who I could tell always wanted to give me a High Five….
That’s not to say that Kelly Brook actually had an abortion, but it is to say that I’m pretty sure she did, cuz she figured “I finally made it and only have a minute or two left at this, why ruin it with the fatness and damage of a baby, I still got eggs in me, let’s do this when the hype dies down and I’m sitting on a pile of money”….
I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened….
Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits…
