Kelly Brooke is crying for attention and she is doing it in Cannes because I guess as a European…this is her turf and these are her people….who celebrate her as one who fucked her way to America….and internet fame….with a set of fat titties….that got her great roles like in some shit about fish invading a lake on spring break….where she played the busty chick who dies……

I am pretty sure her pushing it, going that extra mile, has something to do with her old looking face….times running out….

When really all she should be doing for attention is SHOWING US HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US /a>…..

Kelly Brook got all clever….like when I used to go on dates and order the egg salad to justify why my ass was producing vile fucking smells….you going to an Indian restaurant after not showering for 4 days because you’ve been drinking and fucking random girls back to back….you know to cover-up my disgusting by masking the smells with similar smells in food…..

If your pussy radiates fish smells due to infection, hygiene, etc…just carry a platter of fish around….and no one will be the wiser…and when the fish is all eaten and that pussy smell still lingers out of your dress….all you gotta say is “I must have got some fish on me” making your disgusting more tolerable….

SPEAKING OF HER VAGINA HERE ARE PICS OF IT…..

Kelly Brook brought her huge fucking tits out in a one piece bikini because her body is confusing and sometimes looks awesome half naked…and other times looks bloated and dumpy as shit…cuz she’s not in her 20s anymore and I am not even sure she’s in her 30s…..but at least she’s got a huge, ridiculous rack that she’s shown off consisently over the years, because she’s a whore who has been working towards making her big tits famous for decades, even if I prefer when HER VAGINA STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT US …..

Kelly Brook in in Lingerie for Entrevue Magazine, which is some shit from France that I would have expected would be more erotic, because I used to watch TV from france many years ago and shit was filled with nipple and bush, so were their magazines…and it’s not like Kelly Brook is thee kind of bitch who doesn’t get naked, she’s always fucking naked….but based this set, I think it is safe to say she wasn’t at her fittest…she’s hit or miss…swollen up and fat or not….but one thing is consistent that we can count on….her big fucking tits….they are all she’s good for….

Celebs are beating us to the punch by posting / releasing their own bikini pics…and by us I mean lazy pervert bloggers who don’t produce our own content but instead post pictures other people take of bitches with big fucking tits who I think should retire and have a family…but won’t because she’s finally made it to a place where people care about her big tits…it only took her a decade to do it….

Not that Kelly Brook is an actual celeb….but she is a big titty bitch who has had sex with celebs….who has been trying to be famous as long as she can rememember and is at her peak….even though she’s on a decline…

KELLY BROOK has big tits she has been exploiting for a long time …that finally made her famous last year…and I love big tits as much as anyone…but she bores me….she’s old and sloppy and needs to retire…

She should not have SPREAD HER ABORTION ALL OVER HER NAKED PUSSY AS IT STUCK ITS TONGUE OUT AT US but instead brought the baby to completition….I figure she was doing it to by a few more years…but she’s done.

Seriously, I’ve seen her in a bikini so many times….I don’t fucking care….I don’t find her great…she’s old….tired…and boring….but she does produce porn I can get behind like this fetish shit….I call busty women in tight pants posing with meat….I should buy the URL…it will be my big break.

But you’re probably more into her bikini so…..

KELLY BROOK is known for having ridiculously big tits, that’s the shit that made her semi-relevant, because she isn’t a household name, but pervert dudes from the internet know she exists, and that must cound for something….something that she felt was worth getting an abortion over…to ride out cuz she finally made it by her standards….you know after all those years of trying….

It turns out that in the right leggings, her ass isn’t so bad either….pushing 40 and still turning heads….

I still prefer seeing her NAKED PUSSY STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US

Here is some campaign that Kelly Brook is doing for socks, a campaign that is clearly written by a retard who I am sure thought was so clever, using some play on words bullshit and stuffing her bra jokes…

Her face looks horrible, one would even call it a wreck that should be retired..but those tits…those tits are big….and sometimes…like in Kelly Brook’s case…that’s all that matters.

Kelly Brook is everywhere…at least EVERYWHERE ON THIS SITE …I’ve been posting on her like a mad person…and I don’t even know why…I think I like the fact that she’s some bottom feeding slut who spent a decade getting topless to finally become as famous as she is today…or if it is because she had an intentional miscarriage to keep living out her dream into her 40s…or maybe it is cuz I know what her vagina looks like as it sticks its tongue out at me…but it is probably cuz she’s got rocking tits that she brought out to some London Fashion bullshit…..

I don’t know why I’ve bothered with Kelly Brook so much the last few weeks…maybe it has to with her WEARING SEE THROUGH TIGHTS ….. or the fact that her unphotoshopped tits are amazing but her UNPHOTOSHOPPED ASS ISN’T

But It probably has to do with this satanic period photoshoot…..

Either way, here she is bending for Reebok.

There is a few thing I like to see when I leave my house during the day….one is women who are too old to be wearing leggings or tights wearing leggings or tights…you know cuz you know they think they have the body that can handle tights…all trying to stay young and hot…and the other is women who wear tights or leggings that are one or two sizes too small…cuz when you think you’re hot and tight bodied…the last thing you want to do is admit to being a medium…thus squeezing into a small or x-small….like you were still 16….leading to fabric so stretched out it becomes a fucking sheer might as well not be rocking pants at all situation….it’s even better when bitch wears pink underwear….to really draw attention to herself….

Well Kelly Brook is doing both those things….sure she should stick to rituatistic photoshoots celebrating new beginnings after sacrificing her baby in a self enduced miscarriage….fully naked with labia winking at us….but this isn’t so bad…at least not nearly as bad as her unphotoshopped ass

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….the things they do with photoshop to a bitch are pretty amazing….I figure if she’s allowed to be repetitive by getting half naked and perpetuating lies we all like to look at…I’m allowed to point out what her unphotoshopped truth…a fat ass and stumpy legs actually look like when they aren’t photoshopped….not because I wouldn’t fuck her…or that I really care….or because I am shocked big tits took her this far…..but because I want to see her working gigs she’s better suited for…like fully naked…and pornographic…even if made be to artistic like spreading her unborn fetus all over her when she decided career over family last year….

I posted the cover of this busty KELLY BROOK….because I appreciate a set of big tits that have been exploited for personal gain….I think a girl who is born with huge tits and decides “Hey I’m gonna show these off and hope people notice, care and eventually cast me in movies, cuz they are spectacular” is always worth noticing…

Even if the unphotoshopped truth is a fat ass… that is being fought off in the tailend of her career as a half naked busty model…who once SMEARED HER ABORTION all over her naked self in some ritualistic “eat the fetus for a few more years of a career as a sex object”….way…instead of having a baby and throwing it all away while she worked so hard to get this far….

So Kelly Brook is playing a fat and busty Kate Beckinsale in some shitty movie she landed because she has big tits…it is called Heavy Metal and this is one of the promo pics you probably won’t care about unless you are a virgin loser who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…or if you are just a regular dude who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…cuz lets face it…cleavage in anything is good times….

Here she is doing capoeira on the beach….in what could be her ass in pictures at its very dumpiest….cuz big titties always battle a fat ass playing catch up….her little kid fat chick bikini bottom skirt can’t fool us….

I prefer her ritualistic nude performing art photoshoots where she smears her miscarriage/abortion all over herself …because she decided to take a step back from having a family for critical roles like Heavy Metal…and playing on the beach with her fat ass that might as well be a mom of 12….

Kelly Brook’s tits were shown off in a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…..and I liked it…cuz big cleavage with a natural set of tits is one of life’s pleasures….all fertile and ready to feed a tribal village…just as soon as I’m done with them…kinda thing….ideally the lactation comes from before the miscarriage….cuz I’m not ready to be a father…I’m more of a stepfather….and none of that matters…cuz there are tits to be stared at….

Now here’s a hot instagram picture of Kelly Brook in some amazing leather leotard…and thigh high athletic socks…like she’s not in her mid 30s…like she didn’t just have a miscarriage/abortion while showing us her pussy lip….like she is at her peak and is going to ride that out as hard as she can…while I watch…cuz this kinda shit is erotic to me….mainly cuz her leotard touches her pussy, asshole, tities all at once…amazing…

Here she is on the beach in Ibizia…not sure when…but looking nice and fat assed….cuz big natural tits usually come stock with that….