I didn’t know Kelly Brook was a blonde…that’s cuz I don’t keep track of Kelly Brook…or more importantly…her hair color….cuz i don’t give a fuck about the bitch….
I do know she is a busty low grade model who managed to fuck herself a bit of a career the last few years…..and I do know she’s in a bikini showing her tits for twitter while holding a coconut making a silly jokes like “Breakfast time…. grab the coconuts”…so subtle of a reference to the tits that made her a somebody…and I am not …
I still prefer her naked, covered in abortion photoshoot I can see her pussy lip in….but nothing wrong with a bitch built like this promoting her own bikini line…cuz I appreciate looking at the pictures….
It amazes me that people still use Calendars….I mean unless you’re a hipster trying to make a point at how innovating and throwback you are by denouncing technology….or you are an old timer who doesn’t know how to use a computer cuz your working class life changing tires in a garage cuz you were too stupid to do anything else…like learn how to use a computer when you got home from the shop…..you have no business using a calendar….
It is the single worst fucking gift a person can get you, that is esssentially telling you “fuck you, I hate you, I put no thought into this at all, but felt obligated to get you something, even though nothing would have been more polite, decent, and respectful of me”……
But for some reason these Glam models, like Kelly Brook keep making them, like it is all they know, or maybe cuz they don’t wnat to let go of something from the past, or maybe it makes them extra cash, as there are likely more assholes, idiots, technology deprived assholes than I thought…or maybe more poeple give shitty gifts to peopl than I think…and it doesn’t matter cuz anything that gets a bitch half naked….is good enough for me to get posting….even if everything it represents offends me…..
We’ve only got a few months…but you get the idea…full figured and half naked….
Kelly Brook did twitter…I mean for a Glamour model with huge tits cuz that’s what happens to working class girls in the UK for some reason I don’t understand, but assume had to do with eating too much banger and mash in preperation for a career of eating banger to get ahead….I would have expected her to do something a little more dramatic, a little more hardcore, a little more interesting, considering she did a photoshoot of her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us while her aborition was spread all over herself a few months ago….you know making you think she’d take this self shot shit to the next level…but instead this is what we get…and I’ll take it…cuz I’m a bottom feeder…
I was just talkign to someone I’ve known for a while and he told me a friend of his gave him an hour of shit when she found out that he knew me, that he read my site, because I am the worst thing on the internet in her mind…because I guess she doesn’t get what I’m doing here, which makes sense because I don’t know what I am doing here, but I guess the porn ads make me no so mainstream….or kid friendly….or something you’d ever see on CNN……
So when I mock busty half naked bitches who get paid to get in their underwear like common whores, cuz they are common whores, but spend more time focusing on her abortion that she staged as a miscarriage, because she doesn’t want the pro-lifers, since she finally made it and feels she has a few more years in her big tits and cgut to make it….
But I’m more into focusing on how she spread her abortion staged as a miscarrige …or maybe it was her first period after the abortion staged as a miscarriage all over her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us….mocking us for buying into her bullshit and making her rich….in some weird tribal ritual I don’t get…
Here’s some NUTS Magazine panty / bra / photoshoot….cuz it is better than nothing.
I don’t understand virgin loser movie nerds get off to seeing busty chicks dressed like their favorite male movie characters…it’s almost like they have the Indiana Jones fantasy but are too embarrassed to jerk off to Indiana Jones, because that would make them gay, and despite being virgins, who have never experienced a vagina, so they don’t know if they even like it, they don’t feel the need to add more problems to their already pathetic lives….so instead they just wait for a bitch marketed as hot pussy, to get in costume to play out their fantasy, so that they don’t have to deal with their possible homosexuality and they can remain focus on what matters, math and absitinence by circumstances and not by choice…if you know what I mean…
Here’s a photoshopped to shit picture of Kelly Brook for PETA, because Kelly Brook, who I am sure I could pull up a few dozen pictures of her in leather if I really took the effort to bother….but luckily I don’t need that to prove she’s full of fucking shit…I just need the PETA name to remind me that this is a low level publcity stunt…getting naked for a lesbian organic vegan farmer cause…withouth actually getting naked…or showing any clit even though I like how her pussy sticks its tongue out at us when she does get naked and she does that for no cause…making this PETA cash grab all the more confusing, annoying, cock teasing and bullshit….but you can see part of her tit and I’m sure that’s pornographic enough for you…
Kelly Brook brought her new mother who never was thanks to a miscarriage or a more likely aborition as it would put a damper on her career and fuck with her body that has finally started getting real recognition after 15 years of trying…tits to some GQ event and I posted the pictures…I mean shit, the bitch is busty, known for her tits and that’s pretty much all I know about her…I mean other than that her VAGINA LIKES TO STICK ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME
Here are her tits in white…
Emma Watson was there and she was in some futuristic plaid uniform showing legs in heels and since I’m not a creep who has been jerking off to this girl, anxiously awaiting her getting her first period….cuz Harry Potteer fans are weird…but I am a creep…so I’m posting it anyway….
Lara Stone cuz she’s a model cunt who tried to sue me….
Abigail Clancy in some proper see through cuz she’s a whore…
Daisy Lowe cuz She Just Did Playboy and Looked Amazing But Not as Amazing as the Fact her dad didn’t want her…
Charlize Theron Skinny and Starving for her Home….Africa
Kylie Minogue cuz She’s a Cancer Survivor you want to fuck…
Kelly Brook’s pussy doesn’t look like it had an abortion one bit….I mean unless the abortion was given by inserting a watermelon sized object into the bitch, tearing her apart…in some reverse pregnancy bullshit…causing her vagina to droop as if it actually had a kid…to remind her of what was lost when she decided to give her modeling career another go before fully retiring as the fat mom her body states she’s gonna become….or maybe her vagina is just sad, and is finding it hard to get up off its feet, you know cuz it failed her by not going through with this thing she wanted to bad…so it has turned to emotional eating….and all the weight is sticking to her clit….I mean it is hard to tell…I’m no expert…all I really know is how much real estate it is taking up in her chubby bikini body….and with tits like this….I shouldn’t be looking anywhere but her tits…that’s her plan and I’ve failed as a real man…something we already knew….I never said this site was enlightening asshole…
I don’t have the rights to post this picture – so I posted this youtube video to make up for the fact that I can’t showcase her great, huge, natural tits in a white bikini, and I love white bikinis…
After spending countless hours outside the abortion clinic back when seeing who got abortions was porno to me, cuz knowing a bitch is willing to abort at any age, is knowing you won’t get stuck paying child support…it was really a stretch of a fetish, but it worked for me cuz I realized I really love a post abortion glow….it is like torment and guilt on some, other bitches don’t care and know it’s just a procedure they deal with cuz they are sluts….coupled with freedom for all….especially the poor dudes sitting with them who I could tell always wanted to give me a High Five….
That’s not to say that Kelly Brook actually had an abortion, but it is to say that I’m pretty sure she did, cuz she figured “I finally made it and only have a minute or two left at this, why ruin it with the fatness and damage of a baby, I still got eggs in me, let’s do this when the hype dies down and I’m sitting on a pile of money”….
I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened….
Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits…
Remember when Kelly Brook got an abortion and pretended it was a miscarriage so people wouldn’t think she was a baby killer, but instead would sympathize with her, offering their condolences, when she really just didn’t want to lose her figure after spending close to two decades to finally get noticed and hit the c-list….She probably realizes that she can have kids in a few years, but for now, she’s gonna just fully absorb herself in what she’s made for herself…kinda thing…
I prefer when she’s covered in lipstick, naked, vagina exposed, but I’m sure that brings up too many horrible memories of her toilet that fateful day her baby left her…..
All I gotta say is Thank God for Abortions masked as Miscarriages…or Miscarriages that are jsut Miscarriages…especially when it comes to half naked, busty models, who aren’t done showing off their big natural tits…and it’s god’s will they don’t ruin themselves…
I guess now that Kelly Brook is pregnant, she’s keeping her vagina to herself, you know not exposed and quivering for attention or model work that solidifies her as a legit person in the entertainment world, that she’s been doing bottom feeding gigs for over a decade to finally get, one of those gigs being a relationship with Billy Zane….
Kelly Brook is pregnant. Take in these pictures of her photoshopped almost old lady body on it’s last model legs…cuz soon enough no photoshop strong enough will be able to save her and her broken down, stretched out stomach, vagina and milk filled tits that will be an obscene fucking size.
I know you are her fan. you’ve been watching her the last 15 years she’s tried to suck dick to the top…well apparently she’s finally swallowed…only with her mouth but with her uterus….These models are all such idiots, you give them direction and they always screw it up…idiots… FOLLOW ME
I guess she’s doing all she get before she gets too old and fat to wear bikinis…you know so she has something to fall back on when all her showing off her natural tits for money money dries up with her pussy……cuz in 10 years no one will want to see her ex model body half naked, except maybe me, cuz I like that kinda shit, that’s old and sloppy, ending her cashflow and forcing her to kill herself by eating tons of pills like she was Anna Nicole Smith…..
So she is strategically started up a bikini line that she will draw attention to with her still relevant body, building the brand and hoping it makes her billions like she was Jessica Simpson at K-Mart…..even though people from the UK aren’t meant to wear bathing suits, but are meant to sweep chineys…the whole thing is very backwards…. FOLLOW ME
So here are the rest of the pics I started to post last week…I’m on top of my shit like that…and by shit I mean my wife cuz she’s more comfortable than my bed.
Here are some other pics that don’t look quite like a bikini to me….but are still half naked…
Update you don’t care about hearing – Kelly Brook is Pregnant -I don’t keep track of polluted uterus news, but if I did this post would be about taking in these tits, cuz hips like this never NEVER bounce back from pregnancies….
