When you’re a midget on TV you don’t need to date midgets like other midgets in the world who get frowned upon, mocked, thrown up on, pointed and laughed at, tossed at parties, or cast in fetish porn forced to stick to their own.

You get to date real people….even though they are just with you cuz you’re on TV, cuz that’s what bitches do…they ignore your physical attributes and defective genetics for their personal gain cuz she can now call up her friends and let them all know she’s slammin’ the dude from Entourage….

Bitches are money grubbers. I have been with girls who freak the fuck out when they see a dude from a local furniture clearance commercial, like motherfucker is Star Jones….it’s weird how shit lights a fire under their pussies that they can’t snuff out without using that “famous cock”. It’s like some animal kingdom shit where every bitch wants to get with the top dog and apparently they even want that when the top dog has a birth defect or genetic disorder….because that top dog is on a hit TV show…and that’s just the biggest stamp of approval the pussy magnet authorities can give out….

Don’t get me wrong, this bitch isn’t hot, but she is normal sized and that’s saying a lot for a little person in a big world…and I have a feeling she gives great head…the kind where her tongue is halfway up her asshole…cuz there was a line-up of mediocre looking groupies when he met this one…there was something that just “stuck out” with her after the test run that made him keep her around…she was on her best behavior and gave her best performance…otherwise she woulda been thrown back in with the rest…you know how it is….oh wait…actually you don’t and either do I.

I think this post just depressed me which is impossible since I am already depressed.

At least one person is talking out about Casey Johnson’s death…and that one person is Nicky Hilton cuz she’s all emotional and has been getting involved in reclaiming her stuff from mooch opportunist Tila Tequila cuz the crackwhore was her best friend in the whole wide world, proving that Nicky Hilton a pretty shitty best friend who lets the people she claims are her best friends die alone in her apartment 4 days before being found, despite everyone knowing she was troubled as fuck….but it turns out that Casey Johnson was out on the beach in Hawaii with Nicky Hilton’s ex boyfriend, because I guess she thought faking her death would distract Nicky from knowing the truth that she stole her man.

I mean my theory may not be truth and this could just be a Entourage groupie lookin’ for attention by using her vagina to get close to Entourage cock or maybe she’s just happy with Entourage cock like the girl I know who banged Jamie Kennedy and thought it was the greatest thing, despite it being Jamie fucking Kennedy and not one single person she told thought it was as awesome as she did….

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