I watched American Idol for one season, not because I liked it, but because I had nothing else to do on Thursdays night, since it was back when I was working and didn’t have the luxury of going to the bar til 5 am like I do on Thursdays now.

I got really into the competition, not a moment I was proud of, but I’d sit their in excitement wondering if Ruben Studdard was going to die of a heart attack or if he would just eat all the other contestents to win by default, in a fuck the vote cuz I’ve got the hunger and appetite to win kind of way.

The only pussy on the show that I remember on the show was Clay Aiken’s and this rocker whore, so needless to say before she got eliminated she was the only one I could really fantasize about my cock being the mic and when she got kicked off, I was just left with Clay and he’s not really my type..

Either way, she’s not as dead as her career is and here’s the proof.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

I don’t know anything about this chick, other than she was the only one worth fucking on Season 2 of American Idol, I mean other than Clay Aiken, that motherfucker had it goin on and it’s not gay because based on his singing and dancing, there’s no way he has a penis.

I also don’t know what the fuck I did to myself, I’ve been drunk and I’ve posted fuckin’ drunk, but I sabotaged my stepLINKS for the first time in the history of posting them wasted every night. I woke up and didn’t get what the hell I had done, but I updated THEM HERE

Sure, that’s got nothing to do with Kimberly Caldwell, but really it is a lot more interesting than her. She’s just a bunch of years older and living on the fuckin’ dream while braggin about her 15 minutes on TV. I’m just excited for the tell all book about how Ruben Studdard ate a drifterone night when they were on the road and she had to help get rid of the bones.

I hate hangovers more than I hate people talking about how much they hate hangovers. Yes. I hate myself. Especially today.