Kristin Cavallari is in her bikini and I don’t give a fuck. This shit is boring and the only thing exciting about seeing her on the beach is the small hope that she is on her period and some will drip into the ocean attracting a couple sharks to end her miserable existence because I hate her and her dumpy, useless, reality TV piece of shit vagina.

I just woke up, I am too old to go as hard as I do.