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Archive for the ‘Kristen Stewart’ Category

Is This Kristen Stewart Nude in On the Road of the Day

Friday, May 25th, 2012

So On the Road is a movie based on Kerouac’s book of the same name…and it stars Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst….

The rumor is that Kristen Stewart has “Provocative” nude scenes in it….nude multiple times….trying to break free from her typecast shitty acting filled twilight stint….you know as much as I hate these bitches, I figure that as long as they try to re-invent themselves…the only way I don’t get annoyed of them reinventing themselves….by getting naked…I’m into it…..

Her white trash – destined to be a street hooker background – who went off course…is doing a good job tapping into her natural born skills….

That is if his is actually her….I can’t be too sure.

Kristen Stewart’s Shitty See Through of the Day

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012

Kristen Stewart is a little imbred piece of trash…who I have never wanted to fuck…maybe because I sense her inbred genetics and fear what kind of freak would be….or maybee because I have never found her hot enough to want to fuck…you know all unshowered, filled with teen angst attitude that is annoying to look at, cast in some teen billion dollar empire because she wasn’t overly hot so that girls couldn’t relate to her….and was average looking at best for the masses to have hope Edward or whatever the fuck his name is would jump their hormone charged vaginas too….that’s what early masturbation fantasies are made of….

Either way, Kristen Stewart Looked Hot IN ELLE YESTERDAY … and she’s looking alright in her see through shirt today….and unfortunately, she’s starting to win me over…mainly because she’s not fat.

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Kristen Stewart Pretty Hot in Elle of the DAy

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012

I don’t give a fuck about Kristen Stewart….if anything she annoys me with her fame…because she’s not hot….and more importantly looks inbred…acts inbred….and probably is inbred….at least based on pics I once saw of her father……You see, she attached herself to something fucking huge, and in doing that made lots of money and secured her place in a bullshit industry, leading to never doing the porn she was destined to do that day she found out she loved the video camera back home on the trailer park….

Either way, she did a photoshoot, looked kinda hot in it, and I figured since I’d fuck anything, I might as well endorse imbred bitches who are popular…because lets face it, I got nothing else going on….

Kristen Stewart’s Fake See Through Dress of the Day

Tuesday, May 15th, 2012

You want to know something I fucking hate in fashion….fake see through dresses….these are the dresses you see that you think are see through…but are just some flesh colored fabric that when you look close enough looks more like an old ladies support pantyhose than skin….it annoys me…there is no reason for a perfectly healthy, young, celebrity from some ghetto at least that’s what she looks like, to wear a fake see through…she is at her prime and thus a perfect candidate to wear a real see through lacy dress that we can all jerk off to like it’s lingerie….but instead she decides to disappoint….even though she was destined to work as a cashier at WalMart before the Twilight bullshit…just her showing no appreciation for what the public has done for her…what a cunt…that hides her cunt…in fake see through dresses.

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Kristen Stewart Shitty See Through of the Day

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Kristen Stewart is wearing a bra….Her shirt is see through…thus you can see her bra…that’s as exciting as this post is gonna get…who gives a fuck about seeing a bitch who isn’t even hot enough to want to see naked….in a bra…seriously people…your priorities are all distorted.

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Kristen Stewart Classes Up the Trash Some Black Dress of the Day

Thursday, November 17th, 2011

It’s always nice to see the trashy inbred girl with the wonky face in the trailer park you grew up with…you know the weird quiet one who would run home everytime her drunk dad called her name out of fear he’d beat the shit out of her….even though she knew he’d nurse her wounds back to health with his dick…like the sick inbred, white trash, drunk he is…..make her way out of the ghetto, and into some black fancy dress, all celebrity and shit…it’s like she’s won the lottery or sold her soul to the devil or more likely she’s terminally ill, at least based on her skin color, and this is some MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION shit that’s stuck….

Who knows, people like her, and I’ll post the pics.

Kristen Stewart Getting on Her Knees in a Skirt of the Day

Friday, November 4th, 2011

I saw the new Twilight trailer the other…it was accidental, I don’t trust that scam bullshit the exploits teens to money make at an outrageous level..

I have never liked Kristen Stewart, I always found her inbred looking and even when she played a teen prostitute with Tony Soprano, I couldn’t jerk off to her…

But they do something with the color on that Twilight shit that makes all these motherfuckers look green, weak, dying and in this case all while pregnant, and bitch was all unable to survive childbirth while looking like she had AIDS and it was erotic as helll….maybe cuz I can relate to dying looking pregnant girls from the hookers I’ve slept with, or maybe cuz she finally embraced what I always saw her as…..even though she doesn’t know me…

Who cares…she’s doing some hollywood walk of fame shit…setting her feet and hands in cement and I’m trying to look up her skirt…and that’s the real point of all this….so try to look up her skirt too…it’ll help make your lonely weekend go by faster..

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Kristen Stewart’s Behind the Scenes Glamour Photoshoo of the Day

Monday, October 3rd, 2011

Kristen Stewart, or as I like to call her “everybody’s favorite inbred who has had sex with her dad because I’ve seen pics of him and he looks like that kind of guy”, was in Glamour magazine, despite looking inbred, white trash, all full of teenage angst even though she’s not a teenager, but just an icon to one, because she was the not very hot love interest that gives hope to all girls who aren’t good looking that maybe one day they’ll be love interests too…accessible, but it’s gone to her head.., and the only real thing that she’s ever had that was Glamorous was a KFC meal on regular priced night, you know before being fancy, famous and full of shit and all…..

Either way, a pornstar who went legit before doing porn, rich trash in Glamour magazine, rocking a little see though…..that you probably won’t be able to masturbate to but I’m posting it anyway…cuz you’re such a weird Kristen Stewart fan. Creep.

Kristen Stewart in the Best Snow White Picture for the Virgins of the Day

Friday, September 30th, 2011

I came across this Kristen “The Inbred Fucked by Her Dad” Stewart Snow White pictures and figured the virgin loser, sci/fi and fantasy club weirdos, who you see having battles in the park, making you wonder where they find each other, would really appreciate it….

Just not as much as I appreciate the fact that they released these pictures as if they are some kind of news knowing that virgin losers can probably jerk off to this shit….even if Kristen Stewart is nothing but a useless spec…which isn’t so far from the truth…good one.

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Kristen Stewart’s Inbred Ass Leaving the Gym of the Day

Friday, July 1st, 2011

Kristen Stewart is all hype….

She is such a hard dyke looking bitch who irritates the fuck out of me….mainly cuz I can tell she thinks she’s this big, dark, cerebral deal….but I am pretty sure was molested by her trailer trash alcoholic father…which should be the real reason why people are into her…cuz molested girls…provided they don’t turn penis hating lesbian…have a lot of experience sucking dick…you know cuz they started at a young age…like any prodigy or pro athlete it takes years and years of experience….not to mention an open mind…something someone who fucks there father always has…cuz anything that involves not fucking her father…from anal to orgies seems tame…

But that’s all just speculation…maybe she just looks like the raped by her dad type…

And here is her overrated ass in jeans leaving the gym…even though everyone knows the trailer park diet is always meth….

I prefer her in a See Through White Bikini …..

Kristen Stewart Filming a Skinny Dipping Scene of the Day

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Kristen Stewart took some time away from the trailer park she clearly is from and the father who clearly fucks her, to go and make millions of dollars filming that Twilight bullshit, that’s become the new Harry Potter, in billion dollar movie franchises cuz it manipulates teenage girls by shoving masturbation material down their throats….by casting average at best looking girls to play the main character, cuz if Kristen Stewart’s character was hot, it’s make them feel like shit about themselves and they’d never buy into the shit….Trust me, millions of dollars went into marketing this shit just right….and her being not so hot was a key factor…

But for some reason, the more naked this bitch gets, the less I seem to care about her inbred looking face. I guess it all stems from me being a pervert.


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Kristen Stewart’s Slutty Gutter Mouth Showing Off Ass in a Some Movie of the Day

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

This movie is called Welcome to the Rileys. It stars Kristen Stewart not playing the ugly yet relatable for teenage girls, teenage vampire fucker to not, but instead as a stripper with a potty mouth who you’ll want to fuck…

Whatever is going on in this clip, I feel hit close to home for Kristen Stewart. I assume that she did a lot of character research in her home town watching her mother and old family videos, cuz her face looks fuckin’ ghetto, whether it’s rich and famous now or not, there’s no way there’s not a long lineage of speed users and backyard furniture wrestlers…but at least she’s breaking free from that Twilight bullshit and showing a little fuckin’ ass….while talking all gutter. Something that is porn to me…now if only they shot this without bed sheets and some piss and shit stained mattress would I really feel at home.

Here is the first clip:

Here is the second Clip

I think this may be the role that makes me like her.

Kristen Stewart in Some See Through Bathing Suit of the DAy

Monday, November 15th, 2010

These pictures are pretty huge because Twilight is huge and not so much cuz Kristen Stewart is hot…you see cuz I find her inbred, but I think I can see her twat that so many relatives have touched and possibly even taught her to trim down cuz it’s easier to fight crabs back in their trailer park before she made it all famous in Hollywood land….where she sends back money for her “Pa” to buy cans of soup and chewin’ tobacco…cuz that’s just what redneck hick trash do.

But I could be wrong. Maybe she just looks and acts like white trash and really she’s from a normal classy family who fuck each other…I shouldn’t judge….except maybe the amazingness of a white bikini and all it’s vagina exposing qualities…I’ve always been a fan of that garment and all it has to offer my pervert ass.


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Kristen Stewart White Trash Legs of the Day

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

I didn’t know that inbreds made legs like this…I always thought one leg would be longer than the other, or her foot would be clubbed, or webbed, or whatever weirdness comes when both your backwoods trailer park parents are related but I guess I was wrong, and the only real proof of her being inbred is her wonky fucking face and really I guess that doesn’t matter cuz everyone seems to love that shit enough to make it a big fucking star, so maybe inbred is the key to success…and here are her legs…

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Kristen Stewart Shows Off Her Daddy’s Moves of the Day

Monday, June 28th, 2010

There is nothing hot about this Sam Ronson lookin’ bitch, other than the fact that her gutter white trash father used to fuck the shit out of her growing up, because I’ve seen pictures of homie and I know white trash molesters and they look like him….maybe I’m “racial” profiling, because I like to think white trash from the trailer park are their own breed of human, partially because they are the only culture who like wrestling lawn furniture before trying to punch out their baby growing in their 14 year old daughter that they blame one too many Rum and Cokes for and white trash or not, there’s nothing hot about Kristen Stewart, not even the fact that she was sucking her daddy’s dick at a young age, mainly cuz she looks and acts like a dude…but I just thought the fact she’s showing off her dad’s fingering move that used to get her primed a little awkward and uncomfortable, but I guess if she’s okay with the whole getting molested in the outhouse out back than so am I.

Pics via Bauer

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