I never understood why yuppies in the 90s used to play “6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon” at their shitty dinner parties. It was a stupid fucking concept that I am sure even they hated playing but pretended they liked….cuz that’s just how the world works…a series of white washed misery…But I do know that when we’re talking about old whores showing off their bras, I don’t mind playing the shit, but I’m only clever enough to go one degree in so here is his wife…and that’s all the game playing you’ll get out of me…cuz games of any variety except sexual have always made me feel like some kind of asshole every time I play them….and the people who try to get me to play them always say “you think you’re too cool” and it is really nothing to do with feeling “too cool” for anything and more to do with not liking to intentionally feel like an idiot….

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Since Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick went broke thanks to Madoff, she’s realized that there is always a bulletproof, real easy way to make money to pay the bills and that’s to take off her fuckin’ clothes and show the world her underwear, or maybe she is not covering up because she can’t affort to buy a shirt with enough fabric to not be see thru and for that I’d like to take a minute to celebrate poverty and all the good things it does for us, like making girls desperate or too broke to cover-up.

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