This 3 Headed Lady Gaga picture is doing the rounds, and shit is like a fucking nightmare to me, because I find her disgusting…and I’m not just talking disgusting cuz she runs fucking scams, pretending to be an artist and shit, I’m talking disgusting because she always looks like she’s about to throw up….It could be her weak chin and her permanently opened mouth she can’t close….or maybe it’s her bug-eyes and everything else that would have made me put her up for adoption if she was my kid, cuz a reminder that I took part in making this creature would do bad things to my spirits….
They should have just replaced her with a hot chick.
Lady Gaga’s done. Can’t wait for the rest of the world to pick up on that….
On a sidenote, V-Magazine ran a male model contest that I won by a lot and they NEVER ever gave me my prize. Fucking con artists.
Boring. This is getting so fucking boring. This tryhard needs more hustle.
Lady Gaga was cast for the part of Lady Gaga because she looked like Paul from he Wonder Years. They were like, she’s got this facial expression like she’s always about to throw up, thanks to a weak chin, let’s milk this whore, pump some self esteem into her, a little false ego, give her a team of people to train her, and let her take all the glory for the bullshit she spews, that same bullshit all the fags and ugly people everywhere are eating up, cuz they believe the lie, they don’t realize she’s an employee of a label looking to target the fags and give them something that taps into their love for Madonna, Glamour, Fashion and Drag shows….Something edgie, that’s really just a pile of shit….and the whole thing annoys me, especially when she walks around pantless, cuz I’m just like “arrest this bitch for indecent exposure” and I also love a bitch, even ugly bitches exposing, it is just that everything about her is an ugly, unattractive, lie I want to see die.
The only thing good about her is that she proves marketing works and gays are idiots. Something we already knew….
Here are some disgusting pics of Lady Gaga in a see through shirt for attention, cuz that’s her bullshit hustle….
I’m not sure what’s more disgusting, her man tits, the pit stains or that face…I just know combined as a package it just blows me away, in a bad way and can’t believe it wasn’t killed off when it crawled out its mom’s vagina.
That said, my friend made me watch the Lady Gaga Monster Ball on HBO last Saturday night at 5 or 6 in the morning after a lot of drinking….
She irritates me more now than she did before….
I saw her first show back when 500 people or less showed up to see her. I am guessing two years and 3 concert and albums cuz she’s a manufactured machine ago.
I had a free ticket and I knew the opening band, who ended up telling me all this shit about how she was created for the gay market by her label, how she’s a tool to reach those gays and by default the fat chick and loser market, to be the new Madonna, to give them a new icon.
She had theatre background, connections, and was never this “Artist who made it” that she pretends to be. Real artists never make it. She’s just manufactured bullshit…but she proves how shitty the fucking world is, when it is a place where these lies can succeed the way she has…when really she shoulda been left in the fucking dumpster to die at birth.
I should live blogged watching her concert, I was full of jokes about the shit, but it’s monday and there’s nothing funny about this, it is just offensive.
I know this isn’t Lady Gaga’s mom….Lady Gaga’s mom is probably too ashamed to leave her house or admit that she’s Lady Gaga’s mom….keeping things under the fucking radar…unless of course she’s into the fame and parades that shit around so she gets served first at exclusive New York Restaurants she goes to, even though she was already rich to begin with and got served first anyway…but I think it’s safe to say this Angelyne Clown that rolls around LA pullin’ her old lady slut in tight pink clothes, showing off tit and panty in a pink corvette novelty act….was one of the inspirations for the people who created Lady Gaga’s act….the same act that she tries to make you think she came up with on her own…
Lady Gaga should never get naked. It’s as simple as that….
I hate this lie of a human…and it turns out that unlike most pussy, I hate her more when she’s half naked…usually girls have the opposite affect on me, you know hate them when they talk, show me their tits and I get sucked the fuck in and let them get away with pretty much anything, but not Gaga…leading me to believe the hermaphrodite lie is actually truth and her ugly face is just a product of being a homie dressed like a girl and not an actual girl…
Not that it matters, what matters is that I’m posting this to punish you, cuz you’ve been a bad internet friend to me….
I prefer her when she falls off her piano and even the most outrageous titty dress won’t save her… that’s all I have to say about that.
Too bad she didn’t break her neck and Christopher Reeves herself…See I don’t wish death upon even the most disgusting humans, I prefer them to sufer and rely on a straw to get around…I can’t stand Gaga she is the devil and this stupidity should have ended in one of those Darwin Awards…you know “I was half naked, dick tucked into a leather looking bikini, in front of 100,000 people who believe the lie that I’m an artist and visionary, even though I was created in an office to reach the gay market, so I jumped on a piano bench so people know I’m a real talent who can play from my soul, and I slipped cuz my tranny boots didn’t have enough grip, I shoulda jerked off on them before the concert and not after the concert, silly me, the bullshit queen, who isn’t hot in anyway”….
She’s the Devil, make her stop, that’s all I have to say about that.
I tried to ignore these pictures existed the last 3 hours. Then I figured I should post them because that’s what Lady Gaga wants me to do and I always listen to ugly girl who fake gender issues and act outrageous due to a script she has no choice but to follow in efforts to market to the gay teenager…..that’s why she’s friends with Perez. That’s why she sings that Madonna with lyrics about being a queer…It’s all fucking strategy on the corporate level. Don’t believe the lie people….money like this isn’t put into bitches like this without the best marketing people planning it out…to think she is capaable of any of this on her own is stupid of you…you’re stupid…stop believing what you read…Entertainment industry is a business and there’s no room for actual artistes in a business cuz real artists are too busy getting drunk all day….
The good thing about Gaga is that she wears underwear…cuz her face is bad enough…I can’t even try to imagine the vagina that comes stock on this machine.
Here she is modeling – cuz someone’s capitalizing on her…
I don’t know why no one is arresting Lady Gaga for indecent exposure, because I know one thing, this is indecent, but then again, everything this twat does in indecent, even when she’s full clothed, her novelty act is ridiculous, contrived, bullshit and strategic to land the gays, freaks and tranny audience by making them feel good about themselves, when that’s against nature’s way, the world needs bullied, insecure, socially awkward people, we don’t need them feeling empowered, accepted and noraml. Gaga and the record label that created her are ruining society as we know it. Lock this money making machine up. She is the fucking devil.
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See this is the problem with Gaga. She gives ugly people hope. When ugly people should be locked in their houses crying cuz they were invited to prom. It’s a total disconnect that goes against the grain of humanity. That works against everything we’ve evolved into. That I can only assume is a sign of the end of the fucking world.
Nothing good will come of this….seriously….she’s just a marketing tool to the freaks, bisexuals and losers of the class, cuz corporations realized that despite their lack of social skills, they have money to spend like popular kids, if anything, more money cuz they don’t spend it on the cool clothes and other things to fit in, cuz they just don’t fit in and have embraced that….it’s mainstream, fabricated bullshit…and it’s working cuz people are either idiots, or because they want to believe it is authentic and actually speaking to them…
Either way, this bitch needs better looking fans, even if this is what I expected to see. Yeah, yeah – we get it you’re fucking unoriginal losers. Someone lock them up or tease them until they commit suicide please.
It amazes me that someone with a face like this has made it as far as she has in the entertainment world. I get that she’s got this circus shit going on and the her audience is all homos who don’t care for good looking people, but now she’s on the cover of Vogue, like she’s a fucking fashion ICON, when I know she’s just a fucking joke that everyone is too stupid to realize is a fucking joke, and instead they buy into it…
I mean I can’t look at this shit with a straight face. I feel like I’m watching a saturday night live episode mocking Vogue…but really who fucking cares. She’s got a good scam going…and here she is posing in what may be one of my least erotic posts ever….
The story goes like this….Lady Gaga did a surprise gig in NYC because she’s trying to keep herself legit…and in order to be legit in her hipster fag world…you have to keep it real by not just doing the arena shows that make her millions but by doing these one-off performances in small venues to prove she’s a real artist…despite the majority of intelligent people knowing she’s just a marketing vehicle for a coporation and the only thing artist about her is her fucking mangled asymmetrical fucked up face, shit looks like Picasso made it…..
I’m just posting it because sometimes I like the bitches in bondage gear to look like accident victims down on their luck cuz after their ex boyfriend threw acid in their face they couldn’t get another job and were forced to use their handicap to their advantage by putting ads in the back of local papers to get freaks into horror movie fantasies to be their submissives…
She hardly looks human no matter how naked she gets and the only rational explanation is that she was sent here from hell to take over the world, one insecure sexually confused kid at a time…
Weird.
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This Christmas season, I found myself listening to that “Do They Know It’s Christmas Cuz They are an African Tribe who Don’t Own TVs, who don’t celebrate our religious holidays, who are probably dying of AIDS” song and decided to look into adopting an AIDS baby, you know to feel better about myself…..
Luckily, since I don’t have money, credit cards, or a real interest in sending 30 dollars a month to some Christian brainwashing program, an African Aids Baby came to me over facebook:
This is what he wrote:
I am an African boy who saw your “surreal yet funny by demeaning self and using cool unusual insults i dont care about myself or anyone else” site or blog or whatever it is you do on my malnutrishioned internet on my starving welfare needing computer given to me by a church in America because America and every other place does good things for Africa because us Africans are no good.
Anyway, i decided to go do some witchcraft stuff on you in a place called Abujah, Nigeria, because thats what us Africans do other than AIDS and death and crime and tribal dances.
So i threw some African bones on the dirt and gorilla cum infested ground and hissed your name out and wishing you die through some cruel way.
I like your blog and the girls you put on because i masterbate to your material atleast 24 times a day, because those girls are sexy girls and us Africans have huge sex drives cuz no means yes here.
PS – Can you adopt me like you were Angelina Jolie and I was the AIDS baby, since I am….
I figured since I already taught him so much about the English language, like how not to write, like run-on sentences, like bad jokes, it was only natural to adopt him like I was Angelina and give him his own post….
He chose this Lady Gaga picture cuz she’s showing her vagina, and when you are used to fucking zebra’s, actual human vagina seems ok, especailly if it is white, cuz black dudes love white girls…That said, this is what he wrote:
I don’t know about you, but these days when I watch porn, I look for the dirtiest “shit in a cup and watch my girlfriend eat it” type of material. You know, the type of shit that makes you want to vomit but you still watch it because that other soft core MILF shit no more gets your AIDS Baby dick hard coz u have seen it too much.
Here is the small dick having monster Gaga in a nude photo, showing her small monster dick, not that her small monster cock gets in the way of you liking it, and by you I mean me, because in Africa, our dicks are so much big that small dick like this might as well be a vagina.
(i couldnt attach the pictures from coz i dont know how to use the internet becoz im an African and live in a hut made of shit, grass and other AIDS babies, but at least i have the internet)
That said, I’m just glad to help some dude in a hut with a church funded computer and dial-up internet live his dreams as my new adopted son for less that a coffee a day…
For this is Christmas and this is what I’ve done…..I’m a modern day hero…Just call me Mother Teresa…Seriously…I kinda like that whole slutty nun thing…and apparently so does Gaga, cuz we’re both just so fucking obvious….
Everyone say hello to Motembooogo. He may post again if he doesn’t get eaten by a lion or die of Ebola.
I wonder if Lady Gaga really believes her lie that she’s some kind of performing artist opening herself up to her receptive audience who understand and are drawn to her creative vision, of if she knows that she’s just an obvious joke. I mean the product of serious marketing that is about as authentic as her hair color.
You see, I did the “slutty nun” basic level of religious controversy over a decade ago in an art project at a local church art program I was forced to take and even then I knew I was just doing it to piss off the people behind the art program.
I also did a dead baby in a box cuz my teacher was pregnant and annoyed me. Because I understand how easy it is to use shitty art to upset uptight people and get a laugh out of it while pretending it is a vision.
I have a feeling that Gaga does too, you know because everything she does is upsetting, mainly because of that fucking face of hers and the fame it got that it shouldn’t have got because it’s not hot….and not because of her ironic almost nude annoying artist who isn’t an artist hustle…she’s just a bullshit pawn in the grand scheme of thing and she fucking sucks….and so does her sloppy disgusting body and her squashed down runover by a bush that unfortunately didn’t kill her tits. Here are the pics. They may or may not be a Christmas miracle, but I know her death or disappearance would be, but maybe I’m just a hater…
I should be drinking eggnog by the fire and not writing this nonsense…I hate you internet for trapping me.
Knowing I grabbed this is miserable. Knowing Gaga is unhappy people stopped talking about her so she staged this stunt and I’m talking about her is even more miserable than knowing I grabbed this ass, but then again grabbing ass, whether it is on a celebrity or not, whether it is on a monster looking bitch or not, is never really that miserable, even if it makes you want to throw up. It’s always kind of entertaining even if it is not erotic….
What it comes down to is that Lady Gaga is a vile circus freak, trying so hard to be relevant like she was Madonna and she’s ugly as fuck, but unfortunately that’s never stopped me for checking out an ass when it’s on display and that shouldn’t stop you.
Lady Gaga has less sex appeal of a frail old man you see struggling with his bags getting off the bus…so you know she is either getting felt up by a crazed starstruck person who goes nuts when she sees anyone that she has seen on TV, or someone who buys into the Gaga marketing campaign that everyone knows is bullshit, except the millions of people who love her cuz they are missing things in their own life, and turn to this shit for hope and meaning, the same people making her rich, or maybe it’s just a lesbian, those lesbians will touch anything….
The worst thing in all this is that I was at an event Lady Gaga was hosting with Perez Hilton a few years ago. She had security and I kept reaching around them and grabbing her leotard ass. It was juicy and alright at the time, but I was drunk and she was all hopped up and didn’t realize what I was doing to her, making the whole molesting less fun when there’s no eye contact…
That said, she is still disgusting, even in my lapse in judgement the day I grabbed her….not knowing whether she was a man or woman…but I’m an alcoholic pervert like that…
Here are some pics of another unfortunate person grabbing at this miserable creature….
