This Christmas season, I found myself listening to that “Do They Know It’s Christmas Cuz They are an African Tribe who Don’t Own TVs, who don’t celebrate our religious holidays, who are probably dying of AIDS” song and decided to look into adopting an AIDS baby, you know to feel better about myself…..
Luckily, since I don’t have money, credit cards, or a real interest in sending 30 dollars a month to some Christian brainwashing program, an African Aids Baby came to me over facebook:
This is what he wrote:
I am an African boy who saw your “surreal yet funny by demeaning self and using cool unusual insults i dont care about myself or anyone else” site or blog or whatever it is you do on my malnutrishioned internet on my starving welfare needing computer given to me by a church in America because America and every other place does good things for Africa because us Africans are no good.
Anyway, i decided to go do some witchcraft stuff on you in a place called Abujah, Nigeria, because thats what us Africans do other than AIDS and death and crime and tribal dances.
So i threw some African bones on the dirt and gorilla cum infested ground and hissed your name out and wishing you die through some cruel way.
I like your blog and the girls you put on because i masterbate to your material atleast 24 times a day, because those girls are sexy girls and us Africans have huge sex drives cuz no means yes here.
PS – Can you adopt me like you were Angelina Jolie and I was the AIDS baby, since I am….
I figured since I already taught him so much about the English language, like how not to write, like run-on sentences, like bad jokes, it was only natural to adopt him like I was Angelina and give him his own post….
He chose this Lady Gaga picture cuz she’s showing her vagina, and when you are used to fucking zebra’s, actual human vagina seems ok, especailly if it is white, cuz black dudes love white girls…That said, this is what he wrote:
I don’t know about you, but these days when I watch porn, I look for the dirtiest “shit in a cup and watch my girlfriend eat it” type of material. You know, the type of shit that makes you want to vomit but you still watch it because that other soft core MILF shit no more gets your AIDS Baby dick hard coz u have seen it too much.
Here is the small dick having monster Gaga in a nude photo, showing her small monster dick, not that her small monster cock gets in the way of you liking it, and by you I mean me, because in Africa, our dicks are so much big that small dick like this might as well be a vagina.
(i couldnt attach the pictures from coz i dont know how to use the internet becoz im an African and live in a hut made of shit, grass and other AIDS babies, but at least i have the internet)
That said, I’m just glad to help some dude in a hut with a church funded computer and dial-up internet live his dreams as my new adopted son for less that a coffee a day…
For this is Christmas and this is what I’ve done…..I’m a modern day hero…Just call me Mother Teresa…Seriously…I kinda like that whole slutty nun thing…and apparently so does Gaga, cuz we’re both just so fucking obvious….
Everyone say hello to Motembooogo. He may post again if he doesn’t get eaten by a lion or die of Ebola.
I wonder if Lady Gaga really believes her lie that she’s some kind of performing artist opening herself up to her receptive audience who understand and are drawn to her creative vision, of if she knows that she’s just an obvious joke. I mean the product of serious marketing that is about as authentic as her hair color.
You see, I did the “slutty nun” basic level of religious controversy over a decade ago in an art project at a local church art program I was forced to take and even then I knew I was just doing it to piss off the people behind the art program.
I also did a dead baby in a box cuz my teacher was pregnant and annoyed me. Because I understand how easy it is to use shitty art to upset uptight people and get a laugh out of it while pretending it is a vision.
I have a feeling that Gaga does too, you know because everything she does is upsetting, mainly because of that fucking face of hers and the fame it got that it shouldn’t have got because it’s not hot….and not because of her ironic almost nude annoying artist who isn’t an artist hustle…she’s just a bullshit pawn in the grand scheme of thing and she fucking sucks….and so does her sloppy disgusting body and her squashed down runover by a bush that unfortunately didn’t kill her tits. Here are the pics. They may or may not be a Christmas miracle, but I know her death or disappearance would be, but maybe I’m just a hater…
I should be drinking eggnog by the fire and not writing this nonsense…I hate you internet for trapping me.
Knowing I grabbed this is miserable. Knowing Gaga is unhappy people stopped talking about her so she staged this stunt and I’m talking about her is even more miserable than knowing I grabbed this ass, but then again grabbing ass, whether it is on a celebrity or not, whether it is on a monster looking bitch or not, is never really that miserable, even if it makes you want to throw up. It’s always kind of entertaining even if it is not erotic….
What it comes down to is that Lady Gaga is a vile circus freak, trying so hard to be relevant like she was Madonna and she’s ugly as fuck, but unfortunately that’s never stopped me for checking out an ass when it’s on display and that shouldn’t stop you.
Lady Gaga has less sex appeal of a frail old man you see struggling with his bags getting off the bus…so you know she is either getting felt up by a crazed starstruck person who goes nuts when she sees anyone that she has seen on TV, or someone who buys into the Gaga marketing campaign that everyone knows is bullshit, except the millions of people who love her cuz they are missing things in their own life, and turn to this shit for hope and meaning, the same people making her rich, or maybe it’s just a lesbian, those lesbians will touch anything….
The worst thing in all this is that I was at an event Lady Gaga was hosting with Perez Hilton a few years ago. She had security and I kept reaching around them and grabbing her leotard ass. It was juicy and alright at the time, but I was drunk and she was all hopped up and didn’t realize what I was doing to her, making the whole molesting less fun when there’s no eye contact…
That said, she is still disgusting, even in my lapse in judgement the day I grabbed her….not knowing whether she was a man or woman…but I’m an alcoholic pervert like that…
Here are some pics of another unfortunate person grabbing at this miserable creature….
I know these wax figures of people are supposed to be a better looking rendition of the person they are of, because if they were identical, none of these vain, self-involved, disguting actors would bother doing it, and even with their expert wax figure artist, Lady Gaga’s is one I wouldn’t fuck…..and I pretty much fuck everything inanimate….just last night I woke up with my dick wedged between a dresser drawer with a cheap wine bottle up my ass…but I know you’re less picky when it comes to your sex dolls, like my friend Tommy, who was the guy who developed a loving relationship with his sex doll and took her on dates, dressed her up, would make dinner for her, and even tried to coordinate a marriage with her, which made the whole thing really fucking awkward cuz Tommy was ghetto and could only affor a pocket pussy without the rest of her body…and even as used up and weird as that was…it was still better than this Gaga shit…
Nothing says tapping into the gay community like hanging with Anderson Cooper in a see through dress while looking like a dude who had no father figure and a drug addicted hooker mother….
I am sure this is bringing back memories of his college days when he was using his trust fund for some serious faggot behavior while shooting speed and taking it up the ass wearing pantyhose…something Gaga really wants to relate to…or at least make the public think she is relating to…cuz the gay market is her market….and she’s just milking the gay lifestyle almost as hard as she’s been milking the Ice Cream cart she had installed in her tour bus…Surec see-thru clothes on fat bodies….is irrelevant cuz fat chicks don’t exist…they just kinda blend into the scenery…especially with faces like this, even when they pull bullshit “artistic” stunts, trying to be as loud and attention grabbing as possible, when really she’s just nothin’ bullshit…..no matter how much jumping up and down like a school girl who just got her period Anderson Cooper pulled in his trailer before this meeting…
This reminds me of so much that I hate…I just have a bad memory, hangover and rash on my dick that I’d rather be tending to…but I will say that I hope Gaga disappears like she was a condom at a bath house….
I hate that Gaga has become a “Fashion Icon” when I know everything about her is bullshit and totally unauthentic, leading me to believe that the fashion industry is filled with bullshit people who are totally unauthentic, that are only in the fashion industry because it gives their bullshit follower status some level of credibility, who love other phony, full of shit, clowns like them to relate to, cuz everything about Gaga is totally fabricated, except for her ugly, weak chin, face…She should get that sorted out…cuz her bullshit has made her enough money to sort that out…and here she is in her panties in her underwear….
This is the kinda shit that makes paying 100 dollars for some outdoor festival seem like a serious waste of fucking money. It’s like you get to the show, you get drunk, you get into the whole thing, and next thing you know, some half naked ugly chick who may have a dick gets thrown at your fucking head…sure you are given every opportunity to shove your finger up her sweaty and disgusting ass, but you don’t have that much time to react cuz you’re distracted by wiping the it off your fucking face….
A little known fact about me is that I have fondled Gaga’s ass. This is a totally true story that happened last year and that was not one of my prouder moments…but basically she was wearing a similar outfit, she had bodyguards around her, she was dancing on a booth with Perez Hilton and I snuck my hand around the security and started fondling her ass for what felt like 3 hours and 20 minutes, but was probably a minute. She didn’t notice…but despite what I was expecting, it was actually firm and I guess that was my brush with fame before it was really famous that wasn’t as good as the night I spent with Lohan and that’s all I have to say about that.
She is so fucking full of shit….this is all a lie and here are some of the disgusting fucking pics….
Lady Gaga was smart because she targeted the group of people who were “different”…you know the fucking losers with no friends who had nothing to identify with…who in their rebellion against the norm because they didn’t fit into the norm have decided that dressing like idiots on Halloween when it’s not Halloween because it shows the world who didn’t accept them that they don’t need us…even though whatever it is they are doing is trying harder to fit in by being different than when they were just closet cases quiet in the back of the classroom and no one noticed….
Remember that flaming Leave Britney Alone kid…well Lady Gaga’s music reaches out to that kind of shit and makes those idiots feel like they are a part of something that the rest of us don’t understand even though she’s mainstream as shit….I just find the whole thing kind funny….and unfortunately it’s not very sexy…cuz hot girls are too busy being hot that trying to get attention by being stupid…
The good thing about being Lady Gaga is all the money she is making and attention she is getting when she spent her life being the person no one spoke to all her life.
The bad thing about being Lady Gaga is knowing that even when she shows up places in her underwear, something that will get anyone attention if they were to try to pull it off in their life, no one gives a fuck. It’s not hot. It’s expected. She looks disgusting and no matter what stunt she does or how much money she makes doing it, no one will really care cuz she isn’t hot….
So she proved ugly girls can make it, if their target market is gay, but it is official that anything she does, she will be ignored…meaning her career is exhausted and the end is near and that’s some great news cuz a body like this attached to a face like this deserves to be taken out back and shot before it scares the other kids….something her parents failed on doing. Assholes.
Lady Gaga is annoying as fuck. I’ve ripped into her so much that it’s almost pointless at this point. She just gets bigger and bigger cuz gay people are supportive….Her artistic vision is bullshit, her career is bullshit, her story is bullshit. She was created by the label to cater to the growing gay population, partially because she looked like a drag queen, gender bender, but also because she grew up with no friends, trying hard to get noticed, cuz with a face like that, you know there was a lot of nights spent crying in bed saying to herself “I’ll show them”…..
She is disgusting, she is hideous, she should be done in a minute, cuz I figure we can just watch original Madonna videos, which are better cuz you can actually jerk off to the shit, instead of watching Gaga where you question your sexuality after watching the shit….
She is textbook…a cliche….who gets how to get noticed…she understands how to offend…but fuck…as I write this she’s at the point in the song where she’s dacing in her panties and that fucking face….is the real offensive thing in all this, followed closely by the fact that people buy into this and that she’s a fucking success….while looking like that…
The highlight of the video is not the lingerie, or the gay man on gay man dancing to push the boundaries of conservative America, or even the latex nun outfit cuz sexy nuns are scandalous and get people talking, it’s the nice fake accent she’s rocking, cuz she’s a fucking clown.
The highlight of Gaga’s career is that she’s made actual hot pussy rock the one-piece and sex things up a bit…something I always appreciate from ugly chicks….
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I love these stalker pictures because it makes me feel like I am in on the perverted peeping tom, only I don’t get the thousands of dollars for getting the picture, I just get to look at them….not that I like looking at pictures of Lady Gaga ever, especially when they pretty much show nothing but Gaga’s weird weak-chinned, big-nosed, bird face, but she is covered up in a fucking t-shirt so that her shitty pasty skin doesn’t get a fucking burn or some shit and that is something worth celebrating, because I don’t want to see Gaga naked, I find her a monster with no sex appeal and I hate that she already pollutes our lives with her disgusting half naked body, so it’s nice to see that in her downtime, she knows shit is really fucking inappropriate and that no one really wants to see her disgustingness, while I thought she was fame-hungry enough to be fisting her ass and playing with her balls while clamping her sloppy tits to get noticed….but I guess she’s finally getting broken down by all the attention and is tired of living her lie, so it’s just a matter of time before she is forgotten which will end with her suicide…cuz she’s cliche and thinks that’s poetic and I’m happy about that, cuz I’m ready for Gaga to end.
Here are some pics of her getting off the boat I wish sank when she was on it – and she’s back in costume – living her lie – pantsless….
Everyone gives Lady Gaga credit for the pantsless movement..that she’s made it standard uniform for the other popstars if they wanted to get noticed…and it has even started to trickle down into the mainstream and hit the girls in line-ups at clubs and I have no problem with that…cuz I love girl bodies in pretty much anything….
Sure, I used to find the pantsless shit a lot hotter back when American Apparel first released the shit, way before Gaga and I’d get girls to walk around in the privacy of my shitty apartment while my wife was at work in the shit. I liked that ass, pussy and nipples were all touching the same piece of fabric, but realized that pussy lip was substantially more exciting…so I figured leave the leotards for 8 year olds at dance recitals and Lady Gaga and her copy cat popstars who think Gaga outfits are the reason she’s so popular…even though Gaga copied Grace Jones style for the 60s and 70s….that unfotunately Grace Jones hasn’t realized it’s time to hang up cuz at 60 years old it’s just weird to look at…not that watching Gaga half naked isn’t weird, you know with her whole Dick-Clit poking out and shit….
This Lady Gaga act is fucking boring. It amazes me that she’s managed to trick people into buying into her lie. But then again, there’s a whole lot of popular bullshit that people buy into so whether she is bullshit or not, she’s still got a fan base…..even though there is nothing creative or interesting about her. She just has big marketing budgets behind her and in the fickle world we live in, I am sure she’ll eventually fade into obscurity where she belongs.
The main thing we have working against us is that the population has gone very gay and lesbian, and for some reason gay and lesbian believe she represents them, and they don’t care that she’s fucking ugly, cuz they aren’t as superficial as us, all this making her far more rich and delusional that she is relevant than she deserves…..but then again she has helped get girls to rock the no’ pants, and I even saw a bitch walking into a club with no pants on, meaning it’s gone mainstream, so I guess she’ll be remembered for that revival a legacy I get behind, as long as she goes away soon and lucky for us, if we can stomach seeing Gaga like this, we’ll be glad to see actual women rock it, cuz actual women are substantially better looking that whatever Gaga is….
Either way, here she is showing off her Ass in Hamburg, cuz I guess part of her bullshit is spreading it around the fucking globe like she was Aids in the 80s and not just because her face looks like Aids in the 80s….
I guess Lady Gaga realized that every popstar who was in the game before her and who is far more talented and interesting than her have the ability to copy her sexed up pantsless “performing artist” bullshit act that she copied from other people….and prove that shit is bullshit, cuz they do it fucking better than her despite her claiming it is her act that she created, so she’s decided to walk around in her underwear, cuz she knows how to manipulate society, and yes, half naked is all it takes, it is that easy, but unfortunately, on Gaga it’s pretty fucking vile, but I feel like you’ll be able to love yourself to this, cuz you have no taste and I guess, neither do I….
