I don’t know why I didn’t post this last week when it was sent to me. I really just didn’t bother watching it, because I had never seen Lake Placid, I didn’t know Lake Placid 2 ever happened, but most importantly I make the stupid choice to hate straight to DVD movies, mainly because they are porn without the porn….you know a bunch of no name losers, ridiculous story-lines and the acting is so shit it is funny…but you get to see some tit, and that’s exactly why I should be fucking loving this shit…

I just watched this randomly this morning, and it changed my perspective on life….now if only SONY PICTURES weren’t corporate pricks and actually paid me to post this shit, I could get in on some of the Lake Placid trilogy fortune too, but instead I’m just satisfied with seeing some tit, like a horny useless masturbating monkey who’s only joy in life is playing with his own feces cuz he’s just that deep of a person.

I take it back. Lake Placid 3 trailer didn’t change my life, it made me sad. I blame you Sony Pictures, you brainwashing, crap producting, cocksuckers who don’t pay for publicity…THEIFS….stealing our eyeballs….by putting tits in your pictures.