I don’t find Lana Del Rey hot. I don’t find Lana Del Rey talented. I don’t mind Lana Del Rey’s songs, you know cuz I after falling in love with an ass that jogged by me the other day, unable to catch it, only to never see it again, I’ve finally experienced love at first site and loss, all within 1 minute, leading to me going home to listen to love songs….now I can finally related to them….I’m a loser like you.

Either way, she’s beed done, she’s played out, she’s unoriginal, she’s garbage, she’s fabricated, but she gets a lot of youtube hits, and thus the world thinks she’s relevant, even if we know that without over production in studio, she’s just a rich kid that talks and can’t sing with a bad lip job, a lip job that based on this video of her in a classic Glam bathing suit, see that’s her hook, that’s what she does, old Hollywood bullshit, shouda been a tit job.

I like the black and white…it makes her way more legitimate of a lie…I almost believe her so dark and tormented bullshit….

Who cares.

I guess the Lana Del Rey youtube sensation thanks to a rich daddy, a good producer, a relevant soulful sound, that she couldn’t re-create in live shows, because it was all done through a computer, has died down….because I haven’t been hearing much about here, but more importantly, cuz she’s already flashing the paparazzi her panties in efforts to stay in the media, it’s bottom feeding the way I like, cuz I like bottom feeding, and seeing panties is one step closer to that….not that I think Lana Del Lip is all that hot, if anything her bullshit makes me hate her, and her fake lip is badly done, giving her permanent duckface, but that’s never really stopped me from bottom feeding off a chick before, there’s just something lovely about licking an asshole while smelling a vagina…far lovelier than any Lana Del Rey song…but you wouldn’t know that if you were to compare youtube hits….which as you know is the measuring system of what matters in entertainment…even though most high viewed shit sucks….but flashing panties doesn’t suck….especially cuz you know she’s one step a way from using her mouth and throat to suck…to keep her brand alive…it’s hard when you peak in a month then fade into obscurity fast and hard…just not for us…cuz we like laughing at failure….

All this to say, next time bitch needs to show her other set of lips.

Here’s lie of a celebrity/talent/artist…whoc is totally fabricated for the internet getting swarmed by fans outside Kimmel…cuz people love meeting people other people seemingly care about…without trying to figure out whether they care about them or not….

I accidentally saw Lana Del Lip on Jimmy Kimmel and it turns out that she fucking sucks….here’s the clip…

What was a heavily produced studio song that got her 100,000,000 views on Youtube and that made the media think she was relevant…without actually evaluating her actual talent….does not translate to live performances…she’s fucking boring…she’s practically talking and struggling with it….

That numb fake lip needs to be where it belongs…getting slammed by black cock in porn…

Too bad her dad’s rich and fucking up the natural course she should be taking…

No I’m not getting paid to talk about her, but Kimmel should be paying me for promoting his show….I’m just fascinated people don’t see how shit she is….seriously shittier than the shit they put in her lip…but at least she’s trying…just not nearly naked enough…

In one of life’s great tragedies…it seems that whatever Lana Del Rey’s people jacked her lip up with to make her look glamorous for the making of all her videos that had billions of youtube views…has leaked out leaving her with nothing more than an average at best sized lip instead of what looked like it could have been a live creature living on her face….or maybe even just a major birth defect that she overcame by learning how to make it help her sound….all while looking ridiculous in duck face stance at all times….

Oh thank god…it was a false alarm….Del Lip’s still lippy….

When’s this twat’s other set of lips gonna get into porn or at least scandal…cuz when I cross reference her lip on her face I can’t help by wonder what kind of lifeless fleshly mound she’s hiding in her underwear…

I love how Lana Del Rey, a youtube sensation who is going to be the next thing in pop music, is so happy to be getting positive attention that she hangs around awkwardly with these fans for a long time, not quite sure where else to go or why she’s standing there, only for the fans to even ask “Hey Lana why are you being so nice to us, this is weird”…..for her to respond awkwardly “cuz I fucking love you”….sounding like a drunken college coed ready to try anal for the first time….

I am amazed by Lana Del Rey…both her lip and her internet success…she has been the first fabricated artist I think they’ve packaged in an amazing way…she’s got this lounge singing voice, an old Hollywood vibe, but really she’s just a rich kid with a dream with a dad trying to keep her out of trouble…everything paid for…but clearly it works…the songs are bullshit, but catchy and better than any lady gaga shit I’ve heard…so as much as I want to hate her for being a talentless hack in a halloween costume with a fake lip…I just kinda want to fuck her…

So she gets a lot of hate cuz she can’t sing….she’s more of a melodic talker like this french waitress I had the other day “what CAN i GET Youuuuuuu”….. all studio tweaking….and her SNL performance proved her inability……

Clearly cleaned up for her Letterman performance that she’s probably been practicing with all the best coaches in the industry cuz after 60,000,000 youtube views…her record label expects her to be a real money maker….so nothing but the best coaches for her…

Full of shit or not…I still want to fuck her….up the ass…to see just how full of shit she is…but I’d settle for pics of her naked/in a bikini/fucking…someone needs to bring it…an ex boyfriend…her PR people…someone…

Here she is Showing Ass in Vogue….