Someone called me laughing about the Larry King divorce. They were telling me how at 75 he’s worth 150 million dollars and was caught buying his sister-in-law a 150,000 dollar car, and that got his wife investigating to find out that he was cheating on her, when anyone with half a brain can smell the bullshit on that story, cuz at 75 the only thing dude’s cheating on anyone with is with naps and maybe on food that’s not on his low sodium, low fat diet when no one is looking….Clearly, the reality is that bitch was getting her pussy stuffed by someone who isn’t a troll looking monster, cuz she’s been there long enough to cash the fuck in even though her original plan was for him to die off sooner than this, but she just can’t wait any longer or waste anymore of her life with him, it’s time to cash the fuck out, cuz at this rate Larry King may out live her….

They were spotted at their kid’s baseball game together yesterday….which is weird cuz I always thought you were supposed to kill your ex-wife’s off before the divorce settlement…

Here are some pictures of the guy she’s been reportedly banging….which makes perfect sense to me….cuz all these old rich man marrying cunts pull pussy on the side….cuz fucking 75 years olds, although hot to some, eventually gets you depressed no matter how much you’re whore cunt is getting paid…and dude’s clearly loving the attention…

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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts are usually saved for fat, disgusting women who aren’t lookin’ all that good but think they are and last time I checked Larry King was some old dude with a hot wallet fuckin’ and pretty much younger cock fuckin’ wife, because I guess cheating is part of their contractual agreement when his dick stopped working, who isn’t the ideal candidate but with the amount of lipstick this motherfucker’s got on, he just might be a sweetheart, at least he would be in prison while the other inmates use his mouth for a pussy…or on a Pirate ship with that eye patch on…this is the kind of shit gay porn is made of….

Larry King has no idea who Christina Aguilera is or what kind of music she sings. Sure, he’s 90 and wouldn’t have much use for Aguilera, it’s not like he can jerk off to her big fake tits like you do, so why would anyone expect him to know who she is. It’s not like she’s Britney Spears or anything.

This just further proves my point that Aguilera’s been drinking because she’s irrelevant in the world, her husband looks like a Holocaust survivor who was used as a test patient for experimental medication that left his face looking like some kind of science experiment and her new kid is taking up so much time demanding her tit and crying at night for her tit that she’s tired and haggard making the public want less of her tits, we’re like, put those things away and feed your baby you inadequate mother and now drinking is all she’s got going for her. It’s really what dreams are made of.

Here are some recent pics of Christina Aguilera and her Husband you all hate for getting to her womb first.