Her name is Laurie Cholewa , she looks a bit like an animal you’d find in the zoo. Her name is some tribal sounding shit you’d find in the jungle. She’s from France and hosts a TV show there and I’m just posting this partially cuz I like the way her bikini bottoms hug her pussy, partially cuz I like her use of cleavage but mainly because I am disappointed that a monkey-lookin’ bitch from France, doesn’t have outrageous public hair creeping out of her bikini from all angles. Big pussy bush is the future of pussy trends and I thought France of all places understood that and never strayed from that….

This is unfortunate, especially for people like me who love some hair on the lip…cuz bikini waxes are fucking cheesy and on some Ed Hardy kick….I think that may have been a puberty hair poem.

In proving that Hollywood is full of shit thanks to movies have huge marketing budgets, big legal budgets, an a huge investment people want to protect, as well as PR people who have been hired to get these people in the media, to keep people caring about their clients and pretty much totally polluting America with useless smut, here are some pictures of Gerard Butler’s new girlfriend…because he never dated Jennifer Aniston, no one ever dates Jennifer Aniston, they were just in a movie together and dude made a lot of money for someone no one has ever heard of and part of getting that money was pretending to be dating her, and this new pussy is the proof.

Pics via Bauer