Biggest joke in LeAnn Rimes other than being LeAnn Rimes is that she renewed her wedding vows with her husband – because they’ve been married a minute and felt it was time – you know since marriage and the sanctitude of marriage is so important to them – that’s why they both cheated on their last spouses when they found each other….that they can play off as being love at first sight, soul mates or whatever other bullshit they want, when we all know it was all about the fuck….and just cuz you marry the guy you cheated on your husband, who you vowed to be with til death do you part, clearly an empty promise on her part, still makes you a useless fucking whore of a person who happens to have her hard fake titty body in a bikini on this spiritual journey of bullshit love….fuck this cunt like it was married cuz marriage doesn’t matter – even if you double up with the same guy every fucking year until you’re cunt finally does die…while your face still looks 11 with all that freaky botox- you fucking monster or the kangaroos/ICE T in TANK GIRL…..
that face is pulled back harder than her clit hood when she’s trying to squirt….I assume she does that…all the religious freaks do….
Speaking of Religious freaks…check this idiot out who says beat the gay out of your kids when they show signs of gay like wearing dresses and playing with dolls….
Playing with dolls as a kid is what led me to playing with stripper and hooker pussy….idiot….this makes me mad…because gay guys are our partners…they teach their female friends how to be slutty…ever see Sex and the City….the shit that inspired all girls to slutty career chicks, written by a homo….that shit is vital to us getting laid by the 27 – 35 year old crowd…….shit may have even inspired LeAnn Rimes, who was married to a gay dancer, to step up her game and homewreck….you see it all comes full circle…the journey that is my brain….
LeAnn Rime on her romantic getaway….with the husband she stole from another woman…you know fucking the Jesus off his dick with her strongman vagina muscles while flexing the rest of her assless muscles….because Christians who denounce christianity are fucking weird…like this tormented Jesus girl I used to fuck…who could only cum if we played church music and I dressed like the virgin mary….good thing making girls cum has never been my thing…cuz after doing it once…I had enough with her mentally abused, brainwashed, weirdness….something LeAnn Rimes husband probably can’t keep up with but sure as hell tries….nymphos making up for lost time are stressful as hell for dudes you know….we aren’t fucking machines….literally.
Good wholesome country Christian girl who has good wholesome Christian fans….brought out her fake tits, hard body, and man she made cheat on his wife, you know homewrecking like all good Christian girls with implants do, cuz they know that Jesus forgives all his people….but more importantly…they know that Christian friendly shit was just marketing to make her riduclous money to live a life of self-indulgence….she’s not a good Christian and she doesn’t concern herself with god…she’s too busy getting in bikinis in glamourous places….where she fucks her husband who was someone elses husband when she first met him cuz her first husband was a gay….
Who really cares…her hard body….is not very erotic.
Here are some LeAnn Rimes tight ass in a bikini because being in a bikini is what she fucking does…she threw that good Christian shit out a while ago when she decided to turn on her fans, turn on her career, be satisfied with her money and started tempting married men into fucking her…only to become a sex addict home wrecker with implants…only to be criticized for being skinny, even though skinny is amazing and the real disgusting about her is her fucking face…and that’s all I have to say about that..
So jumping up in the air doing spread eagles does some weirdness to a bitch’s ass…weirdness I don’t mind ….but then again so does grabbing some random person’s baby and posing with it…all for the paparazzi to notice her in her bikini with her round ass to strategically used to distract from her botox face and I figure watching a bitch break free from her wholesome beginnings and embrace the whore she always was makes for good times…it was all marketing and now she’s living the good life on the beach…I’d lie to my fans if I was her too…
Here are a bunch of pics…I’m loving her thong inspired bikini bottoms even if I’m not really loving her…or her skeletor looking face…
LeAnn Rimes may have a shitty face…she may have a shitty round implants…She may be so skinny that her ass looks flat, lacks the same roundness her titties have…..it may just be sort of hanging their off the bones like a pile of loose skin…but never too skinny for me….cuz I hate fat chicks…..but you gotta give it to her… she’s sure turned herself around….from being the wholesome country bumpkin you’d assume was into God and the Church for her Christian fans that make her money cuz she’s safe….to this sexed up nympho homewrecking slut with a possible drug addiction in a thong bikini on the beach…and if that’s not magical…despite how angry it may make God cuz she lied….or maybe cuz God is a lie….I love it…and by love it…I mean…wouldn’t mind wearing her legs as a scarf and her pussy as a gas mask….cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…always full of smut….ready for smut…creepily obsessed with smut….Good times.
The good thing about LeAnn Rimes is that she exploited religion, pretending to be a good Christian to make a hell of a lot of money…before getting implants, breaking up marriages, and spending the rest of her life feeding her nymphomanic pussy….while counting her money…the same money I’d love to fuck out of her rich, exploiting religion by pretending to be a good wholesome country Christian, pussy….
I like doughy, estrogen filled women as much as the next guy, it’s all womanly and reminds you of your mom, you know with those birthing hips….but there’s something real fucking magican about rock hard bodies and implants, especially when bouning on your tits….their pussies are just tighter….there’s also something amazing about bitches who are marketed as wholesome christians to the christians…but who really are just horny as fuck home wreckers who don’t give a fuck about their fans…cuz they already made stupid money and can afford to spend their days fucking….or hanging in white bikinis ready to fuck…I mean this LeAnn Rimes is a porno career waiting to happen.
If you are able to jerk off to these pics you are a strange mother fucker who can pretty much jerk off to anything…that makes you real easy to please or a scary sexual deviant who needs to be locked the fuck up cuz you won’t be able to control yourself when something moderately hot comes your way….I don’t even thing you need for the pics to be of a chick…you just need to see skin….unfortunately, I’m not easy to please…the only thing good about LeAnn Rimes is that she proved her Christian girl wholesome marketing campaign was just that….a load of shit middle america bought into…because nothing you see on TV is real asshole.
Sometimes when I’m feeling uninspired, I look up pictures of LeAnn Rimes and remember that just a few years ago she was a Jesus loving, country girl married to a gay dude, making millions a year, selling out shows to fans, before deciding to break up a marriage, develop a sex addiction, buy some new titties, and essentially live life looking like a crackwhore who sold her soul a few years earlier while sucking the devil’s dick..if you know what I mean…
Sure she’s still rich, royalty checks are still pouring in, her fan base still love her, cuz they are too stupid to grasp that she’s gone hollywood slut, eaten up by the big city, while being eaten out by as many people as possible….
I just wish shit was on video.
Here she is street walkin’ like she wishes she could be doing if only she didn’t have all that money in the bank…you know cuz she’s the polar oppposite of a whore wanting to be a singer….
LeAnn Rimes gets a lot of hate….but she’s single handedly got the best emaciated body with shitty fake tits in country music….this is a prime example of a bible belt icon showing the bible belt how flawed their system is….this is some meth looking, porn slut, ready to take multiple dicks who once sang christmas carols with some evangilist…it is amazing at how much truth this bitch brings to a world so close minded and uneducated….racist hicks everywhere who home school their kids and take them to Jesus Camp must be burning LeAnn Rimes CDs, posters and dolls by the fucking dozen…cuz she’s wronged them so….and I just think she’s a better role model then ever…but only because I hate fat chicks and believe every girl deserves the chance to experiment with eating disorders so that they too can end up on TV and in Magazines like good old country girl LeAnn….
LeAnn Rimes makes me laugh because she was marketed as this wholesome religious country music icon….who the crazy Christians supported and bought her albums for their sheltered homeschool kids…and now she’s a hooker looking stripper tranny….and instead of living a fake morally valuable life like a good Christian…she’s got fake tits.
If you follow LeAnn Rimes’ twitter as religiously as I do…then you will have no idea that LeAnn Rimes has become a bikini model for a bikini company who you’ve probably never heard of but who was smart enough to stroke LeAnn Rimes ego hard enough to make her feel like she’s hot and getting value out of her eating disorder and fake tits…all while cashing in on people talking about the shit making the bikini company a household name…genius marketing maybe but I’m just posting it to show girls out there that starving yourself can lead to you getting modeling jobs too…cuz eating disorders are the answer and like porn to me…cuz my wife’s on the other spectrum of eating disorder and there’s nothing good about that….and a lot good about this…enjoy…
On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”….
These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…
When surfing LeAnn Rimes’ twitter, as I often find myself doing, you know cuz LeAnn Rimes is my inspiration…..mainly cuz I was looking for these bikini pics I was told about, I was surprised to see that she only had 100,000 followers, I mean shit, maybe it’s me, but I thought LeAnn Rimes was a big deal…she’s in the tabloids, she tweets like a fool, she posts slutty pictures of herself since she’s a new found slut…and I guess it is all because she’s went against the Jesus grain, homewrecked and got implants, alienating her core audience, and choosing her pussy cumming over her career and money, even though she coulda made her pussy cum without going public, and that honest Christian girl shit is kinda a waste of time, when the rest of the bitch looks like a metch addict porn star….
Not that it really matters, but she got a gig promoting bathing suits, and here she is sharing it with her twitter crew/the world….and I’m down with bikinis no matter what they are on…so here’s the twitter pic…slut
