Here are some LeAnn Rimes tight ass in a bikini because being in a bikini is what she fucking does…she threw that good Christian shit out a while ago when she decided to turn on her fans, turn on her career, be satisfied with her money and started tempting married men into fucking her…only to become a sex addict home wrecker with implants…only to be criticized for being skinny, even though skinny is amazing and the real disgusting about her is her fucking face…and that’s all I have to say about that..

So jumping up in the air doing spread eagles does some weirdness to a bitch’s ass…weirdness I don’t mind ….but then again so does grabbing some random person’s baby and posing with it…all for the paparazzi to notice her in her bikini with her round ass to strategically used to distract from her botox face and I figure watching a bitch break free from her wholesome beginnings and embrace the whore she always was makes for good times…it was all marketing and now she’s living the good life on the beach…I’d lie to my fans if I was her too…

Here are a bunch of pics…I’m loving her thong inspired bikini bottoms even if I’m not really loving her…or her skeletor looking face…

LeAnn Rimes may have a shitty face…she may have a shitty round implants…She may be so skinny that her ass looks flat, lacks the same roundness her titties have…..it may just be sort of hanging their off the bones like a pile of loose skin…but never too skinny for me….cuz I hate fat chicks…..but you gotta give it to her… she’s sure turned herself around….from being the wholesome country bumpkin you’d assume was into God and the Church for her Christian fans that make her money cuz she’s safe….to this sexed up nympho homewrecking slut with a possible drug addiction in a thong bikini on the beach…and if that’s not magical…despite how angry it may make God cuz she lied….or maybe cuz God is a lie….I love it…and by love it…I mean…wouldn’t mind wearing her legs as a scarf and her pussy as a gas mask….cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…always full of smut….ready for smut…creepily obsessed with smut….Good times.

The good thing about LeAnn Rimes is that she exploited religion, pretending to be a good Christian to make a hell of a lot of money…before getting implants, breaking up marriages, and spending the rest of her life feeding her nymphomanic pussy….while counting her money…the same money I’d love to fuck out of her rich, exploiting religion by pretending to be a good wholesome country Christian, pussy….

She’s on the beach in Maui…Here are her tits…

I like doughy, estrogen filled women as much as the next guy, it’s all womanly and reminds you of your mom, you know with those birthing hips….but there’s something real fucking magican about rock hard bodies and implants, especially when bouning on your tits….their pussies are just tighter….there’s also something amazing about bitches who are marketed as wholesome christians to the christians…but who really are just horny as fuck home wreckers who don’t give a fuck about their fans…cuz they already made stupid money and can afford to spend their days fucking….or hanging in white bikinis ready to fuck…I mean this LeAnn Rimes is a porno career waiting to happen.

If you are able to jerk off to these pics you are a strange mother fucker who can pretty much jerk off to anything…that makes you real easy to please or a scary sexual deviant who needs to be locked the fuck up cuz you won’t be able to control yourself when something moderately hot comes your way….I don’t even thing you need for the pics to be of a chick…you just need to see skin….unfortunately, I’m not easy to please…the only thing good about LeAnn Rimes is that she proved her Christian girl wholesome marketing campaign was just that….a load of shit middle america bought into…because nothing you see on TV is real asshole.

Sometimes when I’m feeling uninspired, I look up pictures of LeAnn Rimes and remember that just a few years ago she was a Jesus loving, country girl married to a gay dude, making millions a year, selling out shows to fans, before deciding to break up a marriage, develop a sex addiction, buy some new titties, and essentially live life looking like a crackwhore who sold her soul a few years earlier while sucking the devil’s dick..if you know what I mean…

Sure she’s still rich, royalty checks are still pouring in, her fan base still love her, cuz they are too stupid to grasp that she’s gone hollywood slut, eaten up by the big city, while being eaten out by as many people as possible….

I just wish shit was on video.

Here she is street walkin’ like she wishes she could be doing if only she didn’t have all that money in the bank…you know cuz she’s the polar oppposite of a whore wanting to be a singer….

LeAnn Rimes gets a lot of hate….but she’s single handedly got the best emaciated body with shitty fake tits in country music….this is a prime example of a bible belt icon showing the bible belt how flawed their system is….this is some meth looking, porn slut, ready to take multiple dicks who once sang christmas carols with some evangilist…it is amazing at how much truth this bitch brings to a world so close minded and uneducated….racist hicks everywhere who home school their kids and take them to Jesus Camp must be burning LeAnn Rimes CDs, posters and dolls by the fucking dozen…cuz she’s wronged them so….and I just think she’s a better role model then ever…but only because I hate fat chicks and believe every girl deserves the chance to experiment with eating disorders so that they too can end up on TV and in Magazines like good old country girl LeAnn….

LeAnn Rimes makes me laugh because she was marketed as this wholesome religious country music icon….who the crazy Christians supported and bought her albums for their sheltered homeschool kids…and now she’s a hooker looking stripper tranny….and instead of living a fake morally valuable life like a good Christian…she’s got fake tits.

Here are her nipples….this is weirdness.

If you follow LeAnn Rimes’ twitter as religiously as I do…then you will have no idea that LeAnn Rimes has become a bikini model for a bikini company who you’ve probably never heard of but who was smart enough to stroke LeAnn Rimes ego hard enough to make her feel like she’s hot and getting value out of her eating disorder and fake tits…all while cashing in on people talking about the shit making the bikini company a household name…genius marketing maybe but I’m just posting it to show girls out there that starving yourself can lead to you getting modeling jobs too…cuz eating disorders are the answer and like porn to me…cuz my wife’s on the other spectrum of eating disorder and there’s nothing good about that….and a lot good about this…enjoy…

On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”….

These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…

When surfing LeAnn Rimes’ twitter, as I often find myself doing, you know cuz LeAnn Rimes is my inspiration…..mainly cuz I was looking for these bikini pics I was told about, I was surprised to see that she only had 100,000 followers, I mean shit, maybe it’s me, but I thought LeAnn Rimes was a big deal…she’s in the tabloids, she tweets like a fool, she posts slutty pictures of herself since she’s a new found slut…and I guess it is all because she’s went against the Jesus grain, homewrecked and got implants, alienating her core audience, and choosing her pussy cumming over her career and money, even though she coulda made her pussy cum without going public, and that honest Christian girl shit is kinda a waste of time, when the rest of the bitch looks like a metch addict porn star….

Not that it really matters, but she got a gig promoting bathing suits, and here she is sharing it with her twitter crew/the world….and I’m down with bikinis no matter what they are on…so here’s the twitter pic…slut

In the event you were wondering….LeAnn Rimes is a whore today….you know with implants, what looks like a crackwhore body, or maybe a crank whore body…all because she played the wholesome country girl act for her entire career. Her fans with middle Americans…you know those good Christian folks who do good deeds for the neighbors, attend community BBQs and all that other small town shit…so she had to repress her pussy that was burning to get fucked…hell she even married a gay guy cuz it was the right thing to do for her career…a guy she never fucked….and who led her to fuck some other bitch’s husband….who she hasn’t stopped fucking…in some horny bunny from years of repression on all fronts kinda way…

So when I heard about this sex tape her ex husband, the gay one, shot being found in a rental truck….I knew there would be no fucking in it….

Apparently there are ten 15 second videos shot by the gay guy….of her changing for some court case….where she’s full of cellulite, cuz when you’re sexually repressed you eat lots of ice cream….and the weirdest of the shit is her gay husband is taklking to her in a baby voice…cuz that’s what happens when you’re a repressed homosexual who doesn’t embrace the cock…but you know all about that…

Here are some of the screen shots…the thong shots haven’t been released yet cuz homie is waiting to get paid…

LeAnn Rimes is not only a homewrecking bad Christian slut, who fucks married men with babies on the way, she’s also a skinny hipster….well not entirely a hipster…but she uses hipster iphone photo aps to get pictures of her amazingly disgustingly skinny body and fake tits in a bikini…to show the world what her ugly face has got going on underneath her clothes…it’s all party of the Christian slut thing….next step will be inserting religious statues into her cunt…cuz repression and being married to a gay dude for a long time fucks with heads like that….

I am all for all girls, no matter how big and ugly their faces are, no matter how skinny and disgusting their bodies are, no matter how fake their little round tits are, no matter how boring their music and homewrecking is, posting pics of themselves in bikinis, it makes my creeping on them a lot easier.

Keep up the attention grabbing exhibitionism, but more importantly, keep up the starvation/meth addiction, I think the world is collectively ready for you to end yourself.

In case you were wondering, this bost wasn’t meant to be funny. They never are.

Here are some pictures of LeAnn Rimes, the homewrecking, over sexed, bad Christian girl, turned slut, showing off her ripped skeleton body, cuz eating disorders make a bitch look like meth addiction and meth addiction makes me think a bitch is easy to fuck, so this works well for me, as I see the beauty in the disgusting, it’s a skill.

I mean look at this face, it’s like the motherfucking zombies did come out this weekend and now I’m masturbating to them….