I have a Spanish speaker who constantly emails me and who has been emailing me the last 4 years asking for nude pictures of Leeza Gibbons. I am guessing he’s one of those weird dudes who doesn’t know how to let go and move on, because I haven’t really heard much about Leeza Gibbons in the last 10 years, other than her stint on Dancing With the Stars, something I didn’t watch, but that this Spanish speaker was really fucking excited about that shit and sent me double the emails that read like this:

caliente!

desnudos?

rápidamente.

Sorry dude, I hate to break it to you for the 200th time, but I don’t have any nudes of Leeza Gibbons, but 1996 was a good fuckin’ year, I used to watch her talk show religiously, got me through some rough times, I credit her for saving my life and for that I’d love to rub one out to her too, but we can’t go back in time to when she was John Tesh’s leggy sidekick, so I’ll just post these recent pics of her, to let you know that despite ignoring your emails because you scare me, I do still aim to please….