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2023

15

Aug

Leighton Meester Ass For a Surf of the Day

Leighton Meester, the Gossip Girl pussy who may not be the hottest piece of ass around, but she obviously puts out, since she’s had a bunch of kids with Seth from The O.C.

I didn’t watch Gossip Girl, but if I did, I would probably jerk off to her before Blake Lively, since Blake Lively is a monster, but I’ll have to test out that theory one day.

In the meantime, I’ll just stare at Leighton’s ass, since I apparently like middle aged mom ass, especially when I can see it from the front, when out on a surf ….

Her ass looks good, no pock marks or middle aged damage. Where’s the cellulite bitch? Maybe she’s not an actual woman since all mid-30s have that cottage cheese shit…

I’ll assume that it’s because she was born in prison and is hard at her core, hitting the gym like she’s only got 1 hour of rec time a week, like the other prisoners.

Surf’s up.

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2019

28

Oct

Leighton Meester Bra of the Day

leighton meester Bra top

Leighton Meester is the bootleg hipster version of Blake Lively, who hasn’t really been able to secure the same high profile career as Blake did after Gossip Girl, but I am sure she does some shit…..and she wasn’t able to steal an A-Lister man from ScarJo like Blake did..but she did get Seth the Nerd on the OC, who has only done the OC, despite being confused for being Jesse eisenberg’s brother, so she’s got that…and likely a kid with him…and totally uneventful tits in a boring mom bra…but I guess any excuse to draw attention to yourself because you’re craving more attention now that you’ve recovered from all the hype of being on a hit show….that curse of a dream acting job that made you rich and relevant…

The more exciting Lighton fact than this bra top – is that she was born in Prison cuz her mom was a drug smuggler…but that’s old news and I guess so is Blair Waldorf….and the titty selfie…

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2014

02

Oct

Possible Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics of the Day

Leighton Meester barely exists. There was a minute or two when she actually mattered…because she was on a big show doing a lot of press…when the real core of her, or what matters when it comes to her is that she was born in a halfway house because her mom was a drug smuggler convicted of drug smuggling…who taught her to beat to her own drum and along the way that drum in her hipster ear screamed “I want to be famous”…so she did what she had to do…including but not limited to foot fetish porns…apparent sex tapes…and it worked for her…now she’s married to a dude from the OC, she sings her little indy hipster songs, and life is good…

I don’t know if this is even Leighton, I wouldn’t be able to recognize her if she was sitting on my face…I barely know who she is… I don’t know if this is from a new movie, a private movie, or not even her.

I just know there’s a girl, in a thong…on a bed…and that may be all I need to know..

Whatever it is, we can all agree…it’s romantic.

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2014

25

Feb

Leighton Meester in a Shitty Campaign of the Day

You may remember Leighton Meester as the girl who married Adam Brody from the OC last week…or maybe you remember her as the girl who was in Gossip Girl…or maybe, just maybe you remembered her as the hipster singer song writer who was cast in a Movie Gwyneth Paltrow killed herself in…

But I remember her as a foot fetish video star, you know down on her luck and raised in a halfway house, thanks to her drug smuggling mother being incarcerated at the time of her birth, raising her to do whatever it takes to get the fuck ahead, even if it is soft core videos of your feed for dudes to jerk off to…you know strong morals and values that she learned in prison…and I guess you may be glad for that…but I am not, since it worked out for her and this could have been a pornstar or escort I’m writing about not some hollywood wife with her own career…what a fail…

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2013

25

Mar

Leighton Meeseter Ass in Leggings of the Day

I remember when Leighton Meester was born in a halfway house because her mother was a criminal in jail for drug smuggling. Teaching her daughter the tricks she learned in prison to get ahead in life. Leading to Leighton’s career in foot fetish porn, before fucking her way to a TV Show, making enough money so that she doesn’t have to be a porn star like she was destined to be, or a stripper, or even a drug dealer like her mom. Taking her mom’s sacrifices and squeezing them into a pair of gym pants, a type of clothing that would even make a dude’s ass look awesome, no homo, and for some reason, I’m not so into it, and that reason is probably a hatred to porn sluts that have got away.


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2012

15

Nov

Leighton Meester Sexes it Up for Flaunt of the Day

For an ex foot fetishist…I would expect more out of her…..

For those of you who don’t know anything about Leighton Meester…and I hope you don’t know anything about Leighton Meester….since me knowing about Leighton Meester is humiliating enough for all of us….

She was born in a halfway house to criminal parents…who instilled the important moral and ethical lesson of prostitution into her….which lead to her living in NYC….looking for her break…when along came a pornographer who cast her in some foot fetish videos that helped pay her rent…while still leaving her schedule open to sleep her way to the top….which she pretty much pulled off…getting cast in a major show….and now she’s doing model shoots in magazines that are a bit sexed up…but not sexed up enough for what I’d want out of a fetish model…you know tap into your roots and historical experience girl….foot jobs for everyone for fashion or some shit….

And unfortunately…I kinda dig her….but I like all broken women…it’s my thing….

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2012

16

Apr

Leighton Meester’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of Leighton Meester is that she’s broke…She’s some broken home surviving, child of a drug smuggler, born in a halfway house, probably a product of a mom on trial trying to get a lighter sentence cuz she was pregnant, who has learned the criminal ways of whoring proper….staring in fetish videos…fucking the right person….and landing a mainstream gig on a mainstream show that has made her pretty much set for life….a life that only involves sucking toes and foot fetishes if she wants it to…..and not cuz she has to..

If anything her story, possibly fake, is inspiring….she was probably one handjob away from being a street whore or escort….and look at her now….a fat ass in a bikini….good enough for me.


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2011

21

Nov

Sluts at the Gossip Girl 100th Episode Party of the Day

Gossip Girl celebrated their 100th episode in what I can only imagine is their last season….because just 2 years ago, when this shit first hit, I heard eighteen year old girls everywhere I went, because like a hunter, I follow the herds to be near the prey, in a more perverted way than an actual hunter, with less blood unless they are virgins….but that’s not the point…the point is that they used to talk about this shit with excitement and joy, but I haven’t heard the shit mentioned in at least a year…there are no facebook statuses saying “OMG Gotta Watch Gossip Girl OMG”….it’s like no one cares about these cunts but they are throwing a party for the shit anyway and here are the sluts who were in attendence…

Blake “the Birds Rerpesent Famous A-Lister Hands….She’s Deep Like That” Lively

Leighton “not as Hot as Blake – always in her shadow – but still better off than when she was in fetis videos” Meester……..

Nan “No On’e Ever Heard Of But Should Cuz That Ass in a Tight Dress Makes Me Want to Move to China” Zhang

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2011

15

Nov

Leighton Meester Wedding Fetish of the Day

I wonder if Leighton Meester likes being in wedding fetish videos today than her foot fetish videos that got her started in this acting career….cuz you know at least one person is getting off to her in this wedding dress, like at least one person got off to her in her bootleg underground foot fetish videos when she was trying to make ends meet in New York, as a daughter of a criminal just trying to get ahead…and you also know at least one person is getting off to the fact that her getting married on Gossip Girl means the end of Gossip girl…Leaving Blake Lively out of work and forced to fuck famous dudes for room and board…oh right she already is….but this isn’t about Blake Lively, who always rains on Leighton Meeter’s parade…It’s about Leighton Meester and the wedding dress, cuz some guys get off to married or engaged girls, maybe cuz it means no commitment for them, maybe cuz they like the challenge, maybe cuz they hate the institution of marriage and want to prove a point that all girls are sluts, even with a ring on it, despite the life lessons Beyonce has taught us….and while you ponder that…here are the Leighton pics…

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2011

11

Oct

Leighton Meester Picks Up Dog Shit of the Day

Here’s a thicker looking Leighton Meester picking up dog shit in what I assume is some girls picking up dog shit porn….when I was much more of a fan when she starred in foot fetish porn back when she was coming up and blossoming into a good daughter of a criminal born in a halfway house….but you know, this level of human behavior helps the common man relate, not that I’d ever pick up dog shit, I save that for the immigrant janitor of my building, not that I’m not an immigrant or any better than a groundskeeper, but the only shit I’m into is from hookers on my chest…but I have to be in the mood. I keep my sex life multicultural, occasionally German, mainly American Obese…who cares.

Here’s Leighton…

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