This Monte Carlo Shit is taking the fuck over. It is going to be hug cuz they have hired the actors of all the hit shows teenage girls get boners over. From Selena Gomez from Disney dick sucking fame, to some dude from Glee I’ve never heard of, to Leighton Meester from Gossip girl and I’m sure more of these poptart pieced of shit are polluting the beaches of Monte Carlo in a way that makes me wish they all traveled together and the plane went down….since I figure we need a “Buddy Holly / Big Bopper” caliber crash to rock the nation and bring us all together…making them more of a sacrifice for humanity, something substantially more relevant and important than they’d ever amount to staying on this poptart train except maybe for this Leighton Meester pig, who has proven that despite having a criminal mother, and being born in a halfway house, she doesn’t have to whore out on the street corner, but instead can whore out in the back lot of the movie set, with people who can pay her more than 50 dollars a blowjob, and who bring fame instead of shame when she squeezes their cum out of her pussy…and here is a preview of where her moves start…before the numb mouth, the gagging, the raw vagina and all the real good stuff….
I guess this is one step up from sitting in her mother’s jail cell she was born in, learning how to suck dick like a fucking bro at a young age on a bed post, because her mother had insight and knew that a girl who can suck dick can go places…places like Hollywood via a Fetish porn career that got her used to the camera before meeting a big exec who happened to have that fetish and spot acting talent that got her where she is today….and unfortunately where she is today is in a fucking one-piece like a new mother hiding her stretch marked belly…not that I think Leighton Meester is hot, but I like whores and since whoring was her strategy to get where she got thanks to her mother’s criminal influence and insight, I guess that makes her hot by default, even when she’s acting like she isn’t some trashy whore who was born in a jail cell that sucked her dick to the fucking top….
BONUS – The Girls Watching Her in Their Bikinis….Cuz Every Girl Deserves a Chance to Appear on this Site…
Leighton Meester blocked me on twitter because I made fun of her for coming from a criminal mother who taught her how to suck dick to get ahead….Lessons that lead to her acting in fetish porn to pay her rent and buy her nice dresses that would trick the doorman at the trendy clubs in NYC to think she was someone worth letting in, where she’s step up her whore game to lure in producers, casting agents and anyone who would let her service them with her mouth in order to give her work…that ultimately to her acting career in Gossip Girl….The big TV celebrity who doesn’t have a very thick skin, but who probably has thick pussy skin from the variety of abuse it has taken from all the insertion she’s put it though proving that your driver’s license age doesn’t always represent your pussy’s real age ….
As a guy who unfortunately has a celebrity website, not by choice by by circumstance, I don’t understand how other people who have these celebrity sites gain celebrity status. Am I the only one ashamed of having a website? Website are for fucking losers, not for cool people you even invite to your fucking part….
Blogging is not that relevant and far from cool. I mean I feel like a fucking loser every morning when I wake up and realize I have to post pics of the slut, fetish star from the halfway house attending events. It is not a solid business. It is just a shitty phenomenon that hit the last 6 year and it really amazes me that people make money off the shit.
What we do is easy, that’s no secret, it isn’t innovative, it’s one of those “I can do that too” situations, otherwise, a lazy motherfucker like me wouldn’t be doing it. I take pictures other people take and run my mouth on the shit.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really give a fuck either way whether these blog parties go down, or if these bloggers are treated or seen as stars and make huge money, if anything I give them props cuz I can’t pull off that same hustle, partially because I don’t want to and because the public doesn’t like me as much, but my opinion of blogger is that they are the people you wouldn’t even invite to your party cuz they are the weird kid in the corner, hell I wouldn’t even go to a party I was hosting, because blogger’s aren’t cool, party people or celebrities you want hosting a fucking party, they are people you want to keep behind their computers.
But I guess he’s doing something right and at least he’s not Perez Hilton but still makin’ the big money and getting celebrities I’d fuck if I was drunk enough to his event, even if he paid her to perform badly and she was more than willing to do so because she is desperate to be heard as a singer, thinkin maybe he’ll do what Perez did for Lady Gaga, while I sit here in the freezing cold of my unheated shit hole I call home….Maybe I should change my attitude and get excited about this bullshit, but I just can’t seem to see past the fact that it’s bullshit….oh well.
Leighton Meester comes from a long line of criminals. Sure her mother was arrested for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, the stupidest place to smuggle drugs from, because the border patrol know what goes on in Jamaica, but that’s not the point, the point is that her mom decided that her next venture would be to exploit her daughter and get her to do anything she can to get where they need to be. They moved to NYC then to LA and put her in Beverly High School hoping she’d get in and fuck some famous people’s kids, and the whole thing worked, but in being raised by a whore willing to do anything for money, Leighton’s got that attitude deep in her veins and that’s really not a bad thing, especially in her little black dress, unfortunately she looks really fucking big and awkward lookin, perfect to climb up her thigh like it was a tree and you were a squirrel only to burry yourself in her vagina like it was your nest.
I don’t know what gave this bitch an ego that made her believe she was capable of doing whatever the fuck she wants in life because she got cast on Gossip Girl despite the odds of her being a hooker born in a group home thanks to her whore mother, but I guess it’s working alright for her…so well she’s gained 10 pounds for the occassion…none of which ended up on her tits….
Watch the garbage…that is the Kiss FM Jingle Ball.
Here’s some Leighton Meester bikini video from 5 years ago. This was probably done after the fetish video she was involved in, back when she was on her quest to be famous, the type of girl I always look out for, because they are so eager and willing to believe my promises that her sucking my dick will open up doors for her, even though the only door sucking my dick opens up is to the one to the garbage room in my building because my landlord gives me a rebate on rent if I take the shit out once a week, which is convenient cuz I love going through garbage and finding used condoms/tampons and panties because it gives me something to jerk off to….so I’d really do it for free….but don’t tell him that…*Wink*,*Wink*…I can’t believe I just did that…
If you like teenage girls in bikinis, you’ll like this…you fucking pervert….
I don’t understand why these celebrity bitches who are on TV or in movies think having a record deal is something they are qualified to do and I don’t realize why they aren’t satisfied with the lottery tickety they’ve already been given.
It’s like they feel they are entitled because they are delusional, and don’t realize they are barely famous and whatever fame they do have has absolutely nothing to do with their level of talent and absolutely nothing to do with making music, but for some reason, the execs think they do because they are marketable and have an audience and figure they can clean it all up in the studio with effects to make it sound ok in mp3, but when shit goes live, he whole thing ends up being a fucking joke and here is the fucking proof.
Save the singing for the singers…you’re just the daughter of a criminal who was in a couple sex tapes and sucked the right dick to get on TV and not a fucking talent….
We get it Leighton Meester, you were born in a halfway house because your mom got kncokced up with you after her criminal ass got caught in hopes of serving less time. You spent your life without a father and you had dreams of being famous in Hollywood by no way to get there, so you took all the jobs that came your way. Whether starring in fetish tapes, or sucking the right dick and you finally made it, so you figure you should show off the real you that you’ve been hiding all these years, you know the whore your mom bred you to be, destined to get nude on stage and fuck on camera, and these are just pictures of you crawling out of that shell you’ve created to pretend you aren’t what you are because if the public knew, you would have never got work. I guess you can only keep up a facade for so long and I can’t believe I just wrote the word facade, I feel so gay right now. I shoulda used “wall” or “front” instead I chose “facade” what the fuck is wrong with me….
I am going to start this off as saying that I am not a music producer, or a musical person. I don’t play instruments and I don’t makes songs, I can’t sing, although I do karaoke sometimes while drunk, where the song “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany is my song of choice because it is the only song I remember the words to, don’t ask why, cuz I don’t know, maybe I was a gay man in the 80s who died of aids before being reincarnated into a 20 year old Mexican drunk, so my opinion strictly comes from a very ignorant place called my personal tastes and not from some academy of arts acceptance board like I was in the movie Flashdance and Leighton Meester and her halfway house gutter pussy that slept its way to the top, instead of on the street corner like everyone thought she would, impressing us by re-inventing the fucking wheel and producing something good, but I do know that this is typical bullshit generic garbage that every other crossover trash has tried and listening to it annoys me but knowing gossip girl fans everywhere will buy it actually makes me mad. The only good from this is that they will follow her lead and make sex tapes to get ahead, cuz the world may have enough shitty pop, but will never have enough amateur sex tapes of girls who think they are hot enough to be naked on cam.
To Listen to The Song Follow This Link and Thank Ryan Seacrest for Being Such a Hot Man Pussy GO
Here’s some Gossip Girl bullshit wearing a see thru shirt because she’s got little tits but still wears bras because she is the kind of girls who doesn’t like other girls to have things they don’t have, that’s why they film sex tapes because dreams of getting the fuck out of the gutter overtake having any intregrity, they just love the male attention and being infront of the camera so even if dude’s fucking her foot while she’s doin’ it, and it all worked out in the end for her, but not for me, because I haven’t seen her sex tape yet…..and sex tapes used to be my job…
Here’s the preview of what looks like a Leighton Meester snuff film, but unfortunately isn’t.
Someone told me Leighton Meester was born in prison. I told them that that has nothing to do with her being a whore, because a lot of girls who weren’t born in prison are whores too. A lot of girls who weren’t molested, who didn’t have daddy issues, who have good families, non-broken homes, money, good jobs, an education, really no matter who they are, are just whores too.
I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s insecurity lookin’ for love and attention and acceptance, maybe it’s a self-destructive “who gives a fuck” attitude, or maybe it just feels good to be “bad”.
I’m not a fuckin’ doctor, and I don’t really care, because I am a firm believer that you should fuck on camera, and that you should fuck in public, and that you should just fuck and let me watch, because fucking is probably the most interesting thing in life and it shouldn’t be frowned upon when your shit gets leaked to the world, it should be celebrated, even if you’re a useless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, I mean especially if you’re a usesless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, because copycat sluts who idolize this girl and want to be her are better than the real fuckin’ thing.
I know I am late on these pics, but I didn’t do the whole computer thing yesterday.
I don’t have the Leighton Meester sex tape, she’s some chick from Gossip Girl who is all the rage right now, making a sex tape release good fuckin’ time.
I don’t really give a fuck, because I’ve been doing this shit for far too long to really think a sex tape leak is just a played out waste of time, sure I’ll watch the shit, but they have proven to be boring as fuck and unless the celebrity is bouncing off my pathetic dick, I just can’t be bothered, pretty much the same way they can’t be bothered with me.
The reason a lot of these nude pics pop up is because the shit that is a girl who wants to be famous, is usually a fucking insecure, attention craving slut who doesn’t necessarily suck dick to the top, but definitely sucks dick because she likes the attention and does whatever it takes to be the hottest shit with whoever she’s around, whether that’s a porn producer promising her fame, or a boyfriend with a cellphone, or a promoter at a club, or some rich kid she wants to go home with because he promised to bring her to Mexico for Spring Break.
They just want to be on camera….they just want to be seen. It’s some crazy shit and it will lead to some good internet content when it drops.
I saw these pictures earlier, but had no idea who this bitch is, so I didn’t bother posting them, then I realized that everyone fucking posted them and in trying to fit in with other celebrity sites, because they are run by fuckin’ cool people that don’t make me feel uncomfortable, or awkward or a little nervous about their social skills, that exude cool and never desperation as they talk about breasts in a way that makes me believe they may or may not have ever seen a set.
Either way, here she is, next time I’ll let the bikini do the talking and I won’t ignore any bitch who is wearing one. I failed you. Get used to it.
