Girls taking off clothes in attempts to get famous or to make money is kinda my thing, so I decided that I should cover the Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalists and give my little review of each girl in the running because I feel like I am about as classy as the chicks who sign up for this shit, which isn’t saying much about me….

This is Leticia, by looking at her I first thought she was going to be the big winner,and I still think she is going to win because her look is unique, the blond hair, tight body full lips, hot tits that I have never seen before, except for maybe in every magazine, porn and even a poster I had growing up that had 10 chicks posing in thongs and had some caption that said something like “Rear Admiral” because they were in captain’s hats or some shit…

So this body and face of a pornstar and is really what we’re looking for in Hometown Hottie competitions, we don’t really want girls that look like the girl next door, because the girl next door has a glass eye and is on crutches.

I generally don’t like pornstar looking girls, but she’s all Eastern European looking and Eastern Europe reminds me of rationed bread, juggling bears and mail order brides, and nothing in life is better than being able to buy a wife that looks like this, especially since the Hometown Uglies in your hometown don’t even give you the time of day,so you better start saving your allowance now, loser.

I am sure that before she got into this modeling that she was involved in many wet t-shirt contests, she just looks like that kind of girl. Maybe she was one of the Coors Light chicks at the bar or the chick handing out toilet paper samples and your local wholesale club, doing whatever she could for the dream and now she’s working for some televised wrestling show where all the washed up wrestlers from the WWE go, making her not much of a Hometown Hottie at all, but more of a career slut who shows off her body and who needs to back the fuck off and give the other girls a chance….

She’s also got a boyfriend and everyone knows that even if you have a boyfriend you should pretend you don’t so that the people voting can think they have a chance in having unprotected sex with you…it’s simple fucking marketing and she fucked up but she does look like the kind of girl who would give you in having unprotected sex with her while her steroid boyfriend is at the gym, but only if you promise her fame.

That said, I’ll make you famous, bitch!