I wonder if she’s in it for his boyish good looks…or great personality….or maybe it’s got something to do with the fact that he’s been on TV and comes from a celebrity family that will give her good options when it comes to what nanny to hire, what day spa to spend her days at, and what exotic latino pool boy she wants to fuck cuz I predict this is a K-Fed situation, just on a way lower step on the celebrity ladder….

More importantly I wonder why I’m doing a post on Jack Osbourne’s knocked up bitch….I assume it is my biological clock ticking….or maybe the fact that I love big milk filled tits…