I am not sure what Tila is doing, but I have a feeling she’s doing a webcam video of her smoking a joint, but I guess it could be a cigarette, you know like a 14 year old girl who just picked up smoking and is trying to be bad, snappin’ off pics of her with a cigarette in her her mouth to post on her Facebook, so that all the family and friends see how bad she is, you know in an attempt to say “FUCK YOU DAD”.

Either way, here’s Tila talking about herself, with some kind of twang, like some kind of rapper, and it is annoying, but she shouts out Compton and Jamaica, because I guess those dudes like fake tits on tacky stripper types, identifying what her fan base is.

I find this whole fucking thing so weird, lonely and pretty fucking creepy. It makes me hate technology but at the same time makes me feel sorry for her, despite her fame and money, just shows off serious attention craving, I guess someone’s daddy didn’t hug her enough.

So watch it if you want, she’s running around her house alone, dancing around, singing stupid shit, talking stupid shit and takes the opportunity to show us how refined she is around 15 minutes in and plays the piano like some kind of virtuoso, who didn’t drop out of piano lessons to get fake tits and denounce the opressed asian life her partents forced her into, you know straight A’s, the chance of being a doctor and making a difference, hardcore piano recitals, gymnastics and whatever else Asian parent make their kids do, before they crack under serious ethnic pressure identity crisis and throw it all to shit.

The whole time, I’m just waiting for the serial killer to come in through those windows and off her ass.