So Lydia Hearst just won Best International Model or some shit and I love her. She is the heir to some old money empire that is seemingly being hit by the financial crisis because they just dropped their Teen Cosmo title or some shit because teenage girls already know everything they need to know about sex this generation and don’t need some magazine to guide them, so I am sure that had little impact on her trust fund that has been set up for her so that she’s set for life a bunch of time over…..but she still manages to keep things cool.

I don’t really give a fuck about her money, because money doesn’t impress me, ever. Sure I get excited when I find a 20 in my wife’s purse, but that’s just because I am a hurtbag and like beer, so having money just puts more pressure on a person to impress me by proving you aren’t vapid little attention craving whores like Paris Hilton because you can be, and instead go off and do things for yourself even though you don’t have to. Because if I was a trust fund kid, I’d be globetrotting, sipping cocktails by the pool an orchestrating insane stunts to entertain myself…..like building shit just to blow up, or shooting the hired help with random weapons, because I can….

Maybe she’s cool cuz her mom broke free from the empire and married her bodyguard after sympathizing with some kidnappin’ bank robbers a bunch of years ago or maybe it’s cuz some rich kids aren’t total cunts….but I do know that getting naked in magazines for the sake of “fashion” is not something she needs to be doing, but something she’s doing out of the kindness of her heart and not or the money. She wants to do it and seeing a girl naked cuz she wants to be not because she has to be is something refreshing after spending a few too many nights with whores who wanted to be anywhere but on my dick.

What it comes down to is that more girls need to take this giving approach, because showing me your tits doesn’t mean you need something in return and I am tired of not being able to afford lap dances and want them for free…. I am just waking up, give me a couple of hours to warm up….here’s Lydia Hearst and her tits…