Malin Ackerman was some pussy targeted to virgin losers everywhere in some action comic book movie targeted to virgin losers everywhere where she wore some tight fetish girl with her tits pushed up and pushed out for virgin losers everywhere….

I figure, since this is the internet and all cool people with social skills aren’t reading shitty blogs about celebrity bitches, but are instead living life, fucking bitchs, doing things real, not hiding behind a computer….the virgin loser readership of this site must be high and since I’m in a good mood, I figured I’d share her shitty cleavage with you…exciting? Not really…but tits nevertheless….

Malin Ackerman is some overrated bitch who was in one action superhero movie and next thing you know, every motherfucker and his virgin loser internet friends are obsessed, cuz I guess all it takes is one tight outfit and a set of superpowers in one or two moves to make a bitch jerk offable for life…I wonder if offable is a word…I doubt it…but it doesn’t divert from the consistency these collectors have in their weirdness.

Either way, here she is in a bikini, hardly turning me on or exciting me in any fucking way, and I love bikinis, but I guess that’s cuz I don’t have the same passion for comics as you motherfuckers do and I’ll just never get it….or what you see in the bitch…cuz superheros aren’t porn to me.

I never really had a thing for Malin Ackerman, mainly because she hasn’t invited me out to hang, and I have no idea really what she’s like as a person, I just saw her in Watchmen with a bunch of virgin losers who thought she was fucking amazing, and tried to take their lead as I do sometimes to connect with my fanbase….but kinda forgot about her….

Then today, I got these pictures of her from Details in my inbox, and I was pretty much blown away. They are fucking hot. Maybe it’s cuz I love amateur porn and this grainy shit reminds me of the time I did construction and found a box full of sleazy pics in a box in the wall that I spend months jerking off to….or maybe they are just fucking hot…

Good work Details…they are taking magazine pictures where they are supposed to be taken….

I know some of you losers have shoved her “Watchmen” action figure in your ass as you jerk off on Chatroulette everytime you take a break from playing your role playing games on Saturday night cuz you have no friends….I know some of you think this girl is the next big thing cuz she makes Comicon so fuckin’ steamy, but I think her body sucks, the only thing good about her is that she’s not fat, which I guess is a lot more than I can say for myself and here she is in some weird see through…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Who the fuck is Malin Ackerman and what kind of name is Malin. I know some of you would want to maul her pussy the first chance you had to grab her from behind and throw her into the trunk of your mom’s Volvo, so that’s why I am posting these pictures of her at an event with no bra, because really who needs a bra when all you’ve got is nipples.