I got a press release for Maria Kanellis’ upcoming perfume line and I had no fucking idea who Maria Kanellis was…but appreciated the fact that the she figured promoting the perfume in her bikini was a better approach than some other more relevant way…cuz being in a bikini gets you noticed, people talk about it, and it wins pervert guys who love bitches in bikinis over, especially when there’s no specific reason for this, other than just being in a bikini…

It’s like her genius marketing people were like “so we’ve got a perfume to sell…put her in a bikini”, “we’ve go a car to sell…put her in a bikini ” we’ve got girl scout cookies to sell…put her in a bikini”….

The understand we are mindless and bikini is all we need.

Either way, apparently she’s some Former WWE DIVA and was a contestent on Celebrity Apprentice….and apparently these pics are unedited…if they weren’t shot from such obscure angles…I’d be able to tell you if that’s a good thing or not..

Enjoy

Here is some broken down WWE chick, Maria Kanellis and she’s celebrating her big Playboy spread. I guess she looks so happy because it’s pretty much the height of her career and she’s hoping it leads to better jobs for her by getting noticed by the public, instead of just by her creepy WWE fans. I am pretty sure when she was a little broken down slut back in her high school, she had would lie in bed at night and dream about the day a magazine will pay her to pose naked for her, because she realized that all that getting naked for free was only giving her some unwanted pregnancies and a false sense of popularity because the dudes in her school liked that she put out.

The good news is that she can take a beating and that’s what we all need out of a future wife, or girl we cut out naked pictures of and staple to our couches pretending she’s our wife, because when that cut out turns you down when you ask for a blowjob, it’s got another thing coming…so she knows better for next time….